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Never getting chinese or crab salad from there again. King S...
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Damn that weather girl @1:55 has a fat ass
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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: insecure circlehead hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47497229)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: chocolate impertinent round eye

Uh has Evan posted recently??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47497272)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: purple spectacular weed whacker tanning salon

lmfao @ faggot cops watching videos of some guy jerking off for “evidence”

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Date: March 15th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Arrogant Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: french turquoise quadroon theatre

True story: A frat at Stanford used to host a party called "Exotic Erotic." To get into the party, women were restricted to two items of clothing, and men were restricted to one. The Stanford police demanded that they install cameras at the party and send the videos to them afterward, so that they could examine them for evidence of underage drinking. Police are 180.

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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Appetizing ruby set



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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Rebellious Piazza Antidepressant Drug

I've take the time to do a little research ...

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: mint point

detective telling the guys to take a 20 min break and takes the laptop with him into the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47497940)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: puce jet-lagged wagecucks library



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Cream disrespectful love of her life



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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz talking senate

Never getting chinese or crab salad from there again. King Sooper or Albertsons from now on.

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Cracking Ultramarine Menage

Damn that weather girl @1:55 has a fat ass

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Bearded keepsake machete

cr

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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pearly trailer park dog poop



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pearly trailer park dog poop

Not finding an Instagram

https://twitter.com/ColetteBordelon

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289931&mc=160&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47497333)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: insecure circlehead hospital



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: odious gold preventive strike pit



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: mint point

ran here

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Carnelian curious selfie institution

sign him up!

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Date: March 15th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: Maroon Stage

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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: Confused legend

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&mc=122&forum_id=2#25095561

YANN PERROD GOES TO THE STEAK SHOP

BY BLOODACRE

Yann Perrod wanted to eat a cheese steak. Yann Perrod went to the local steak place. They served pizza, steaks, and subs.

"I want a cheese steak", said Yann Perrod.

"You cannot have a cheese steak!" said the clerk.

"I am the most alpha muscle stud in the world!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can have a 6 inch cheese steak for $6.99, a 9 inch cheese steak for $8.99, or a 12 inch cheese steak for $10.99" said the clerk. "But fries will be extra!"

"I am the most perfect physical specimen the planet has ever seen!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can add fries for just 99 cents, but your soda will be $1.95 for a large."

Yann Perrod became very angry. He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. Then he flexed his gigantic PISSWORM.

He came all over the countertop.

He came all over the cash register.

He came all over the soda machine.

He came all over the stools.

He came all over the arcade game.

He came all over the takeout menu.

He came all over the regular menu.

He came all over the floor.

He came all over the sink.

He came all over the janitor's closet.

He did not come all over the vegetables because there was a sneeze guard.

Yann Perrod got a 12 inch cheese steak for only $5.99 and the fries were free. He ate it and enjoyed it very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47497787)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: puce jet-lagged wagecucks library



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Appetizing ruby set



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: slimy native

He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. 

Never read this thread ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2.#47621649)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: puce jet-lagged wagecucks library



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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