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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
copper pozpig
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
jet-lagged opaque parlor
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
copper pozpig
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
jet-lagged opaque parlor
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
supple set hominid
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
at-the-ready corn cake goyim
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
copper pozpig
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
razzmatazz cuckold
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Galvanic alpha step-uncle's house
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
nudist home
  09/18/24
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Razzle nursing home athletic conference
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Ultramarine Hall
  09/18/24
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Elite range wagecucks
  09/19/24
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soul-stirring well-lubricated dopamine pervert
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Vigorous newt marketing idea
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
flickering associate field
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Hyperactive Laser Beams
  10/04/24
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copper pozpig
  12/20/24
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onyx exhilarant double fault scourge upon the earth
  02/27/25
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Gay Ladyboy Circlehead
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: copper pozpig

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged opaque parlor

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: copper pozpig

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged opaque parlor

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: supple set hominid

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready corn cake goyim

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: copper pozpig

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Galvanic alpha step-uncle's house

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: nudist home

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle nursing home athletic conference



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hall

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Elite range wagecucks



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring well-lubricated dopamine pervert



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Vigorous newt marketing idea

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: flickering associate field

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Laser Beams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: copper pozpig



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: onyx exhilarant double fault scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Gay Ladyboy Circlehead



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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