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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: Frum abode giraffe
Took my wife and kids for 3 days plus a day at universal. I’ve never been before and it’s meh at best. Hotel is alright. Food is ok, but so much greasy food hurts. Even my kids getting stomach aches from all this shit we’re eating.
Rides are rides. Not a fan, don’t get standing in line as an adult for 2 hours for a 5 min ride. Even the adult ones are ok, but that’s it
Also, Fat ppl everywhere on scooters. Think wall-e the movie was based on Disney patrons. Ton of foreigners here probably aghast at how fat everyone is.
Hate how much I spent on this. Makes me go nuclear every moment one of the kids complains because they have to have fun or I’ve wasted $9k.
Maybe a day is worth it but not 5
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: stirring bearded telephone range
You shouldn't be standing in line that much - you have to get the Lightning Lane or wahtever and stay on top of it.
I think parts of Disney are still magical, but it is just way too commercial at this point. There's way too many people at the park. It just feels overly crowded at all times.
You used to be able to just show up and watch the fireworks - it was just an extra. Now there's people legitimately camping out 2 hours ahead of time - for fucking fireworks.
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: silver costumed national
WTF is going on with this rambling thread?
You title it "Disney" but then say you went to Universal.
It's ostensibly about Disney "Adults" but it's really about your bitch ungrateful kids and how much money you spent.
Also, LOL @ spending 9k on three days and not paying an extra $100 on fast pass to negate the line issues. No wonder ur kids were pissed, they waited in line for 2 hours per ride.
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Frum abode giraffe
Fast pass is 400 per day per person. Spent 700 on fast passes and that’s for 4 rides per day per person. Those go quick.
Going to universal Thursday at Disney now
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: Frum abode giraffe
https://www.wdw-magazine.com/lightning-lane-multi-pass-cost/
Lighting Lane Premier Pass Pricing at Disneyland
Prices range from $129 to $449 (per pass, plus tax). According to reporter Scott Gustin, the parks have the following pricing ranges:
Animal Kingdom: $129 to $199 (per pass, plus tax)
EPCOT: $169 to $249 (per pass, plus tax)
Disney’s Hollywood Studios: $269 to $349 (per pass, plus tax)
Magic Kingdom: $329 to $449 (per pass, plus tax)
Lighting Lane Premier Pass Pricing at Disneyland
Premier Pass is currently $400 (per pass, plus tax) to use for both parks throughout 2024. In 2025, pricing will vary by date and demand, ranging from $300 to $400 (per pass, plus tax)
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: stirring bearded telephone range
Yeah my biggest tip for Disney is that you really need to plan.
If you plan it out and pay for Lighting Lane you can do probably 15-20 rides a day and have a good time.
If you don't plan it out, you might only get on 3 rides.
It's not an ideal vacation IMO that you now have to monitor your phone and keep your party on schedule like a drill instructor - but it's the difference between a great day and a day when you do nothing but stand in line for shit rides.
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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Provocative outnumbered reading party
I went to Shanghai Disneyland this year, it was 180. Lots of cute Chinese girls walking around in cosplay outfits. You can take the subway from the city right to the park, no parking, no hotel needed. No niggaz or fat people. It was better in every way. Tommy T is right.
The Pirates of the Caribbean ride was hilarious, Johnny Depp robot singing songs in Chinese.
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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: ruddy fragrant round eye
Disney only makes sense if you live at most an hour away by car.
Otherwise you are getting scammed. Should have went to Moab or Yellowstone. Shoot some small game with pellet gun. Swim in the rivers. Cook with open fire. And not be a goy glutting faggot.
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Date: April 16th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: chestnut territorial fanboi
Is this supposed to be about Disney generally or adults who go?
Disney is a terrible once-in-a-lifetime vacation for middle class families but fun if you’re rich and can go every year or two. Cruises are better though.
The childless adults are weird as fuck. Sadly Disney is catering more and more to them since they have money to spend.
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Date: April 16th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Frum abode giraffe
There’s so many of them here it’s weird. 70% are homos tho.
Still amazed at how many morbidly obese people there are here.
Epcot was little better in today. Wish I didn’t have to squeeze it all in one day. Was exhausted for last 5 hours of it.
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Date: April 17th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: spectacular federal feces
Recently stayed at a Disney resort hotel on the beach
I was jealous of everyone staying at the adjacent Four Seasons
By mid-vacation we're hiking to Four Seasons just to get a quiet meal
Guess which hotel charged more for a crappy room (no suite)
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Date: April 18th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Cheese-eating Dysfunction
Here’s a **detailed cost breakdown** for a **family of four** (2 adults + 2 children, ages 6 & 9) visiting **Disneyland Paris**, **Walt Disney World (Orlando)**, and **Shanghai Disneyland** for **5 days / 4 nights** (including flights, tickets, hotels, food, and extras).
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### **1. Disneyland Paris (France) – Estimated Cost**
**Assumptions**:
- Flying from **New York** (round-trip).
- Staying in a **mid-range off-site hotel**.
- Visiting for **3 park days** (2-day ticket + 1 extra day).
| Expense | Cost (USD) | Notes |
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| **Flights (4x)** | $2,400–$3,600 | Round-trip from NYC to Paris (varies by season) |
| **Visa (if needed)** | $0–$200 | Schengen Visa not required for U.S. citizens (short stays) |
| **3-Day Park Tickets (4x)** | $1,000–$1,400 | ~$85–$120 per person per day (child discount) |
| **Hotel (4 nights)** | $500–$800 | Off-site 3-star hotel (e.g., Ibis, ~$125–$200/night) |
| **Food (4 days)** | $600–$800 | ~$40–$50 per person per day (Disney + outside meals) |
| **Souvenirs/Extras** | $200–$400 | Mickey ears, toys, etc. |
| **Total Estimated Cost** | **$4,700–$7,200** | |
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### **2. Walt Disney World (Orlando) – Estimated Cost**
**Assumptions**:
- Flying from **New York** (round-trip).
- Staying in a **budget off-site hotel**.
- Visiting for **4 park days** (1 park per day).
| Expense | Cost (USD) | Notes |
|------------------------|------------|-------|
| **Flights (4x)** | $1,200–$2,000 | Round-trip NYC to Orlando (cheaper if domestic) |
| **Visa (if needed)** | $0 | No visa required for U.S. citizens |
| **4-Day Park Tickets (4x)** | $1,800–$2,400 | ~$100–$150 per person per day (child discount) |
| **Hotel (4 nights)** | $600–$1,000 | Off-site 3-star (e.g., Holiday Inn, ~$150–$250/night) |
| **Food (4 days)** | $800–$1,200 | ~$50–$75 per person per day (Disney prices are high) |
| **Souvenirs/Extras** | $300–$500 | Genie+ ($20–$30/day/person), merch |
| **Total Estimated Cost** | **$4,700–$7,100** | |
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### **3. Shanghai Disneyland (China) – Estimated Cost**
**Assumptions**:
- Flying from **New York** (round-trip).
- Staying in a **budget off-site hotel**.
- Visiting for **2 park days** (since it’s a single park).
| Expense | Cost (USD) | Notes |
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| **Flights (4x)** | $4,000–$6,000 | Round-trip NYC to Shanghai (long-haul) |
| **China Visa (4x)** | $560–$800 | ~$140–$200 per person |
| **2-Day Park Tickets (4x)** | $600–$800 | ~$75–$100 per person per day (child discount) |
| **Hotel (4 nights)** | $400–$600 | Off-site 3-star (~$100–$150/night) |
| **Food (4 days)** | $400–$600 | ~$10–$15 per meal (much cheaper than U.S./Europe) |
| **Souvenirs/Extras** | $200–$300 | Cheaper merch than U.S. parks |
| **Total Estimated Cost** | **$6,160–$9,100** | |
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### **Final Comparison: Which is Cheapest?**
| **Destination** | Total Cost (Family of 4) | Best For |
|-----------------------|--------------------------|----------|
| **Disneyland Paris** | **$4,700–$7,200** | Europeans, shorter flights from U.S. than Asia |
| **Orlando (WDW)** | **$4,700–$7,100** | U.S. families (no visa, cheaper flights) |
| **Shanghai Disneyland** | **$6,160–$9,100** | Budget-friendly if already in Asia |
### **Best Value Winner?**
✅ **For U.S. families** → **Orlando** (cheaper flights, no visa, but high park/food costs).
✅ **For international travelers** → **Shanghai** (if flights/visa aren’t a hurdle, cheapest food & hotels).
✅ **For Europeans or short trips** → **Paris** (good balance of cost and experience).
### **Money-Saving Tips**
- **Orlando**: Stay off-site, pack snacks, visit during off-peak times (Jan–Feb).
- **Paris**: Book tickets in advance, stay near RER trains (not Disney hotels).
- **Shanghai**: Visit on weekdays, eat outside the park.
Would you like help finding deals on flights/hotels for a specific trip? 😊
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