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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Talking Cracking Useless Brakes
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
razzle theatre
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
adventurous copper goyim site
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Vibrant Boltzmann Boistinker
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Heady plaza
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
disgusting flatulent personal credit line office
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Talking Cracking Useless Brakes
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Autistic Frisky Philosopher-king
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Stubborn Stead
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Histrionic fat ankles
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Mind-boggling senate
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/29/25
no
Mind-boggling senate
  08/29/25
Eat shit
razzle-dazzle cocky stage
  08/29/25
...
Mind-boggling senate
  08/28/25
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razzle-dazzle cocky stage
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
trip mexican piazza
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Big Lavender Messiness Address
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
twisted indian lodge place of business
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Big Lavender Messiness Address
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Yapping gunner property
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Mildly autistic half-breed
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
razzle theatre
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
razzle theatre
  08/28/25
wow
Heady plaza
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Glassy floppy dysfunction
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
massive parlor rigor
  08/29/25
...
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
multi-colored snowy resort
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
hilarious exhilarant field shitlib
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Aphrodisiac Jet Giraffe
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Talking Cracking Useless Brakes

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: razzle theatre

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: adventurous copper goyim site

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann Boistinker

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Heady plaza

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: disgusting flatulent personal credit line office

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Talking Cracking Useless Brakes

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Autistic Frisky Philosopher-king

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Stubborn Stead

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Histrionic fat ankles

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling senate

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling senate

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky stage

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: trip mexican piazza

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Big Lavender Messiness Address

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: twisted indian lodge place of business

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Big Lavender Messiness Address

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Yapping gunner property

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Mildly autistic half-breed

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: razzle theatre

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: razzle theatre

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Heady plaza

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Glassy floppy dysfunction

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: massive parlor rigor

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy resort

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: hilarious exhilarant field shitlib

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jet Giraffe

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102080)