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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
wwop
up-to-no-good titillating reading party
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
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Ungodly whorehouse
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
excitant theater round eye
  10/06/25
*The Crush
slimy cerebral den
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Irradiated party of the first part
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
180 medicated dilemma jap
  10/06/25
How old was she
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
19
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
mfcr
up-to-no-good titillating reading party
  10/06/25
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Irradiated party of the first part
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
180 medicated dilemma jap
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Talking spot
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Talking spot
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
navy school cafeteria
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
slimy cerebral den
  10/06/25
As if
passionate rough-skinned nursing home
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Irradiated party of the first part
  10/06/25
Yes
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
ocher motley set
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
180 monikor
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Exciting tattoo
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
me too
Irradiated party of the first part
  10/06/25
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Talking spot
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
alcoholic twisted university
  10/06/25
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Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  10/06/25
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sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Canary Sexy Faggotry
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Exciting tattoo
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
navy school cafeteria
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Talking spot
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
well-lubricated state
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
aphrodisiac kink-friendly dopamine ticket booth
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
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mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
purple azn hall
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Talking spot
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
Ok
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
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Talking spot
  10/06/25
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mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
big sanctuary weed whacker
  10/06/25
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Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Talking spot
  10/06/25
21 actually.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
...
ocher motley set
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
sepia indirect expression
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Dashing rehab
  10/06/25
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Costumed cruise ship therapy
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
misunderstood bronze corn cake
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Walnut diverse orchestra pit
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Narrow-minded boyish alpha public bath
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
aromatic parlour
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
garnet resort
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Costumed cruise ship therapy
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
ocher motley set
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
garnet resort
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
razzle-dazzle bbw meetinghouse
  10/06/25
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Bull Headed Gold Theatre International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
indigo halford lay
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
razzle-dazzle bbw meetinghouse
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Sinister crawly death wish
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
insecure dysfunction
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mauve half-breed
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
opaque legal warrant coldplay fan
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
floppy old irish cottage forum
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
rusted disrespectful temple giraffe
  10/06/25
pics?
Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
sooty library
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Exciting tattoo
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Swashbuckling deranged stage
  10/07/25
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aphrodisiac kink-friendly dopamine ticket booth
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Vivacious Salmon Newt Faggot Firefighter
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
pearly lascivious mood
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good titillating reading party

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Ungodly whorehouse



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: excitant theater round eye

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: slimy cerebral den

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Irradiated party of the first part

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: 180 medicated dilemma jap

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good titillating reading party

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Irradiated party of the first part



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 medicated dilemma jap

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Talking spot

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Talking spot

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Talking spot

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: navy school cafeteria

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Talking spot

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: slimy cerebral den

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: passionate rough-skinned nursing home

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Irradiated party of the first part

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: ocher motley set

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Talking spot

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Exciting tattoo

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal chapel elastic band

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Irradiated party of the first part

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Talking spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: alcoholic twisted university

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Canary Sexy Faggotry

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Exciting tattoo

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: navy school cafeteria

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Talking spot

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Talking spot

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Talking spot

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac kink-friendly dopamine ticket booth

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: mauve half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: purple azn hall

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Talking spot

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Talking spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: mauve half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: big sanctuary weed whacker

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Talking spot

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: ocher motley set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: sepia indirect expression

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Dashing rehab

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: misunderstood bronze corn cake

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Walnut diverse orchestra pit

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded boyish alpha public bath

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: aromatic parlour

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: garnet resort

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship therapy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: ocher motley set

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: garnet resort

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bbw meetinghouse

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Bull Headed Gold Theatre International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: indigo halford lay

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bbw meetinghouse

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sinister crawly death wish

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mauve half-breed

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: opaque legal warrant coldplay fan

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage forum

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: rusted disrespectful temple giraffe

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: Very Tactful Indian Lodge Boiling Water

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: sooty library

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Exciting tattoo

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged stage

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac kink-friendly dopamine ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Salmon Newt Faggot Firefighter

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: pearly lascivious mood

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#50069362)