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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
out-of-control mediation pit
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
out-of-control mediation pit
  10/17/25
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Beady-eyed Persian Pervert
  10/17/25
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translucent maniacal lodge crotch
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
irradiated medicated stage
  10/17/25
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Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
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heady friendly grandma
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Comical Party Of The First Part
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
irradiated medicated stage
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
irradiated medicated stage
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Lascivious Orange Business Firm
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
light community account rehab
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
ocher hyperventilating gas station useless brakes
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Razzle-dazzle school cafeteria foreskin
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Big Stag Film Round Eye
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
...
Glittery sepia nursing home
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
ocher hyperventilating gas station useless brakes
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Beady-eyed Persian Pervert
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
buff violent mental disorder
  10/17/25
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Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
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Glittery sepia nursing home
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Beady-eyed Persian Pervert
  10/17/25
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heady friendly grandma
  10/17/25
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passionate station marketing idea
  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
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Bisexual Motley Indian Lodge Mother
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
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Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/17/25
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translucent maniacal lodge crotch
  10/18/25
:(
Arousing degenerate
  10/17/25
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Chocolate knife therapy
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Wine Masturbator Native
  10/18/25
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zombie-like hairless hell hairy legs
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Comical Party Of The First Part
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
cerebral house karate
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Provocative big-titted sex offender
  10/18/25
...
Chocolate knife therapy
  10/18/25
...
irradiated medicated stage
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
cerebral house karate
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
irradiated medicated stage
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
insecure mad cow disease
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Angry Self-centered Principal's Office
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
concupiscible alcoholic twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/25
...
Lascivious Orange Business Firm
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  10/18/25
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Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: out-of-control mediation pit

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: out-of-control mediation pit

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Persian Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: translucent maniacal lodge crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stage

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: heady friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Comical Party Of The First Part

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stage

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stage

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Orange Business Firm

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: light community account rehab

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ocher hyperventilating gas station useless brakes

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Filthy Avocado Digit Ratio Half-breed

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school cafeteria foreskin

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Big Stag Film Round Eye

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery sepia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: ocher hyperventilating gas station useless brakes

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Persian Pervert

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: buff violent mental disorder

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Glittery sepia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Persian Pervert

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: heady friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: passionate station marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: hairraiser public bath main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Indian Lodge Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: translucent maniacal lodge crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Arousing degenerate

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Chocolate knife therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Wine Masturbator Native

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: zombie-like hairless hell hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Comical Party Of The First Part

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral house karate

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative big-titted sex offender

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Chocolate knife therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cerebral house karate

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stage

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: insecure mad cow disease

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Angry Self-centered Principal's Office

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic twinkling uncleanness

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Orange Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish Fighting Theater Stage Roommate



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