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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
floppy jew
  01/16/26
:(
Red tanning salon striped hyena
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
arousing philosopher-king hominid
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
startling cruise ship telephone
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
floppy jew
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
marvelous church building death wish
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
Bonkers sanctuary athletic conference
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
smoky people who are hurt
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
Submissive exhilarant piazza
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floppy jew
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Federal cumskin
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Indecent Fighting Stain Filthpig
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cerebral candlestick maker
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Ebony Contagious Rigor
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disrespectful poppy famous landscape painting orchestra pit
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Soul-stirring temple
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At-the-ready main people fortuitous meteor
  01/16/26
About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
splenetic confused voyeur wrinkle
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
Motley Reading Party Range
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
Curious Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
Tan dashing business firm marketing idea
  01/16/26
5'10
floppy jew
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
splenetic confused voyeur wrinkle
  01/16/26
cq
Tan dashing business firm marketing idea
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
smoky people who are hurt
  01/16/26
I would say so.
smoky people who are hurt
  01/16/26
yes.
Stimulating nubile indian lodge
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
swashbuckling senate
  01/16/26
flame
burgundy parlor
  01/16/26
Not flame
floppy jew
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
burgundy parlor
  01/16/26
there’s tons
Tan dashing business firm marketing idea
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...
floppy jew
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
Stimulating nubile indian lodge
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floppy jew
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
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Soul-stirring temple
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: floppy jew

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Red tanning salon striped hyena

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594800)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: arousing philosopher-king hominid

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: startling cruise ship telephone

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: floppy jew

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: marvelous church building death wish

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Bonkers sanctuary athletic conference

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Submissive exhilarant piazza

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: floppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Federal cumskin



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Indecent Fighting Stain Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594830)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Ebony Contagious Rigor



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: disrespectful poppy famous landscape painting orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594918)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595182)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready main people fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595190)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: splenetic confused voyeur wrinkle

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Motley Reading Party Range

Bloody heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594821)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Curious Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Tan dashing business firm marketing idea

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: floppy jew

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: splenetic confused voyeur wrinkle

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Tan dashing business firm marketing idea

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Stimulating nubile indian lodge

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling senate

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: burgundy parlor

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: floppy jew

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: burgundy parlor

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Tan dashing business firm marketing idea

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: floppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Stimulating nubile indian lodge

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: floppy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: house-broken fear-inspiring quadroon theater

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2.#49595186)