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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
Frozen becky church building
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
racy rehab
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
racy rehab
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
racy rehab
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
racy rehab
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
Gay location
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
Gay location
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
Gay location
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
lime histrionic mad cow disease
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
Gay location
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
Gay location
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
peach alcoholic genital piercing
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
supple gaping
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
startled public bath useless brakes
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
startled public bath useless brakes
  03/06/26
180
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
beta learning disabled dragon brunch
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
Narrow-minded den laser beams
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
house-broken ivory rigor ladyboy
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
Comical step-uncle's house
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
Comical step-uncle's house
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
lime histrionic mad cow disease
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
Gay location
  03/06/26
...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
Gay location
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
lime histrionic mad cow disease
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
Gay location
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Coffee Pot
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
Flirting orchid heaven
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Coffee Pot
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
Flirting orchid heaven
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
talented trailer park indirect expression
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
Fragrant persian tattoo
  03/06/26
...
Coiffed Sweet Tailpipe
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
Citrine factory reset button
  03/06/26
...
embarrassed to the bone smoky base
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
excitant area black woman
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
excitant area black woman
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Frozen becky church building

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: racy rehab

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: racy rehab

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: racy rehab

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: racy rehab

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Gay location

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Gay location

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Gay location

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: lime histrionic mad cow disease

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Gay location

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Gay location

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: peach alcoholic genital piercing

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: supple gaping

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: startled public bath useless brakes

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: startled public bath useless brakes

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: beta learning disabled dragon brunch

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded den laser beams

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: house-broken ivory rigor ladyboy

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Comical step-uncle's house

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Comical step-uncle's house

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: lime histrionic mad cow disease

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Gay location

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Gay location

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: lime histrionic mad cow disease

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Gay location

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Coffee Pot

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Flirting orchid heaven

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Coffee Pot

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Flirting orchid heaven

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: talented trailer park indirect expression

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Fragrant persian tattoo

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Coiffed Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed chocolate striped hyena pisswyrm

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Citrine factory reset button

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone smoky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: excitant area black woman

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: excitant area black woman

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Jew Kitchen

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2.#49722420)