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next-gen sci-fi reboot of Dazed & Confused where old hazing paddles come to life

it's like that Ghostbusters 4 reboot where the Zoomer kids f...
balloon animal
  04/24/26
Starring Jon Hamm
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/24/26
Jon Hamm is the long-suffering present-day football coach at...
balloon animal
  04/24/26
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It's computers
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: balloon animal

it's like that Ghostbusters 4 reboot where the Zoomer kids find Bill Murray's old dust-covered proton pack in the attic of a barn, but it's Ben Affleck's 'paddle'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860196&forum_id=2.#49840579)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Starring Jon Hamm

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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: balloon animal

Jon Hamm is the long-suffering present-day football coach at the old Dazed and Confused high school, now dealing with effeminate Gen-Z players, an indifferent community, and shrew admins who want to ban the football program entirely.

he finds the dusty 70s-era paddles and reinstitutes a regime of brutal, borderline S&M-tinged 'paddle' hazing which fosters a masculine esprit de corps and drives the team to a winning streak and regional championship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860196&forum_id=2.#49840621)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: It's computers



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