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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
120...
Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
apoplectic histrionic school cafeteria
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
apoplectic histrionic school cafeteria
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Adventurous charcoal site giraffe
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Adventurous charcoal site giraffe
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Bipolar rigpig chapel
  06/01/26
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Insane topaz queen of the night main people
  06/01/26
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Milky gunner
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
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Appetizing mental disorder crackhouse
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
abnormal principal's office psychic
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
naked forum
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
naked forum
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Insane topaz queen of the night main people
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Insane topaz queen of the night main people
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
naked forum
  06/01/26
...
honey-headed lascivious school
  06/02/26
you maed it
cyan ratface
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Dashing sable ticket booth
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Talented lemon digit ratio
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
White lay dopamine
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Soul-stirring deer antler masturbator
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Alcoholic Roommate
  06/01/26
...
Chartreuse gaming laptop
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
know-it-all theater
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
know-it-all theater
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Excitant Shivering Parlour
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
fiercely-loyal regret toilet seat
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
naked forum
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
fiercely-loyal regret toilet seat
  06/01/26
...
Adventurous charcoal site giraffe
  06/03/26
...
beady-eyed juggernaut old irish cottage
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Talented lemon digit ratio
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Talented lemon digit ratio
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Bat shit crazy windowlicker
  06/02/26
...
Rebellious cruise ship gaping
  06/02/26
...
Insane topaz queen of the night main people
  06/02/26
...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/03/26
...
Adventurous charcoal site giraffe
  06/03/26
...
Talented lemon digit ratio
  06/03/26
...
Appetizing mental disorder crackhouse
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Mind-boggling Submissive Idiot Set
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Talking Exhilarant Nibblets
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
mauve yarmulke
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Rebellious cruise ship gaping
  06/03/26
...
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/03/26
...
mauve yarmulke
  06/03/26
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Adventurous charcoal site giraffe
  06/03/26
...
Talented lemon digit ratio
  06/03/26
...
exciting bawdyhouse marketing idea
  06/03/26
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Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Marvelous idea he suggested
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
mauve yarmulke
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: apoplectic histrionic school cafeteria

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: apoplectic histrionic school cafeteria

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal site giraffe

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Adventurous charcoal site giraffe

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Bipolar rigpig chapel

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Insane topaz queen of the night main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Milky gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: abnormal principal's office psychic

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: naked forum

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: naked forum

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Insane topaz queen of the night main people

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Insane topaz queen of the night main people

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: naked forum

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: cyan ratface

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Dashing sable ticket booth

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Talented lemon digit ratio

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: White lay dopamine

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring deer antler masturbator

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Roommate

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: know-it-all theater

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: know-it-all theater

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Excitant Shivering Parlour

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal regret toilet seat

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: naked forum

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal regret toilet seat

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal site giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed juggernaut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Talented lemon digit ratio

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Talented lemon digit ratio

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy windowlicker

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Insane topaz queen of the night main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal site giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Talented lemon digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Submissive Idiot Set

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Talking Exhilarant Nibblets

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: mauve yarmulke

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship gaping

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mauve yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal site giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Talented lemon digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: exciting bawdyhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good charismatic persian indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Plaza Useless Brakes

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mauve yarmulke

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912932)