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Hypo: $8M to drive 200 pounds of cocaine to 48 states

A genie makes you the following offer: 200 pounds of hig...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
i wouldnt do it because of moral reasons. fuck drug traffick...
Cordovan rigor
  06/01/26
What moral reasons? You don't have to deliver the cocaine to...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
rent a uhaul van, not a box truck and put it in the back blo...
Cordovan rigor
  06/01/26
Uhaul seems conspicious and unnecessary. Why not a regular c...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
i would come up with stories about how im moving. im not put...
Cordovan rigor
  06/01/26
this is hard, because you're virtually certain to be pulled ...
Grizzly business firm knife
  06/01/26
Disagree. In particular, for a white or Asian driver (i.e., ...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
i've gotten pullled over in alabama, georgia and south carol...
Grizzly business firm knife
  06/01/26
Were you going the speed limit? What's suspicious about you?...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
Let's say he was going the speed limit and the cop just want...
Racy Base
  06/02/26
This just doesn't happen much. Even if it does happen, they'...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
nah
Hyperactive umber codepig
  06/01/26
Why not? You can keep the cocaine after completing the trip ...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
never been pulled over in my life no reason risking my as...
Hyperactive umber codepig
  06/01/26
Sounds like you're a good candidate for saying "yes&quo...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/01/26
8mm is not worth the chance of life in prison with insane ni...
Hyperactive umber codepig
  06/01/26
absolutely. rent one of those big mercedes touring vans so t...
Red Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge
  06/01/26
Bringing your kids is a 180 twist but ljl about "plausi...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
it is admittedly not the strongest link in the chain. at the...
Red Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge
  06/02/26
"ever found there is still some plausible deniability t...
Racy Base
  06/02/26
The only way this is really difficult is if FLOCK cameras ha...
black drunken stage jap
  06/01/26
I doubt national networks using flock cameras are flagging r...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
That’s a good point. I haven’t gotten into a si...
black drunken stage jap
  06/02/26
Yes. Buy a Sprinter van and film the trip as a "Touring...
swashbuckling crotch
  06/01/26
Of course. The chances of being caught have to be like 1 in ...
Flirting fortuitous meteor spot
  06/02/26
What are you doing to be "smart about it"?
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
All 48 contiguous states? Oh FUCK NO...I couldn't even make...
Frum Low-t Half-breed
  06/02/26
The moment you have some unforeseen mechanical problem or if...
Racy Base
  06/02/26
Why? Cops don’t normally search your vehicle over rout...
Flirting fortuitous meteor spot
  06/02/26
And, also, how often do these issues happen? Buy a new Toyot...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
where'd they get it? lol
Ruddy startling stead preventive strike
  06/02/26
It's magic genie coke. Are you in?
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
Easy yes. I'd do it just to keep the 200lbs of coke.
Territorial greedy place of business
  06/02/26
If I get pulled over I start inhaling cocaine and I go out i...
poppy kitty cat
  06/02/26
Lawyer inhales 200lbs of cocaine and goes out in a sniff of ...
Territorial greedy place of business
  06/02/26
Deal.
primrose institution gunner
  06/02/26
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sooty big area digit ratio
  06/02/26
make it $18 mill and im IN strategy: buy high-end SUV or wh...
Swollen disrespectful parlor goal in life
  06/02/26
$18M is the street value of the product.
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
Do you get to keep the coke at the end of the hypo? Op does...
Painfully honest olive ape point
  06/02/26
I like how the idea of cross dressing is more preferable and...
Painfully honest olive ape point
  06/02/26
This is way, way more likely to cause problems. Smoked ou...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
TCR is pack the coke into lead-lined 1/4"-thick steel b...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
That's 90 kilos lol how much space would that take up? No wa...
Odious Lodge Boistinker
  06/02/26
Not that much. Here's 111 pounds: https://www.westernslopeno...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
That perp looks like a poaster who took the hypo lmao 😂
poppy kitty cat
  06/02/26
...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
Easy.
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
sure. I'd bring my whole family as cover, load the car with...
Painfully honest olive ape point
  06/02/26
...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
...
Fiercely-loyal razzle electric furnace locale
  06/02/26
I'd spend a few thousand on a drone that sits on the roof an...
Vibrant alpha center
  06/02/26
Link to a drone that can sit on the roof and quickly fly awa...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
10 drones that can carry 20 pounds each
Vibrant alpha center
  06/02/26
Or buy one of those trucks that transports multiple new cars...
Vibrant alpha center
  06/02/26
(not a CDL Life reader--https://cdllife.com/2025/no-charges-...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
The DEA knew about this ahead of time and tipped off the cop...
Vibrant alpha center
  06/02/26
you're way, way more likely to get pulled over driving a big...
Mewling twisted stage giraffe
  06/02/26
Especially because no one ITT actually knows how to drive a ...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
if you drive a car and stay on the interstates, you should b...
Mewling twisted stage giraffe
  06/02/26
Are you in? What kind of car are you using?
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
I'm in. I'd buy a brand new sprinter van and increase the fl...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
Why the fuck does it have to be lead-lined? You think they'r...
Pearly home boiling water
  06/02/26
realistically, this is only a concern in TX and CA, but yes,...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
This is fucking retarded If you take a route that has any...
Pearly home boiling water
  06/02/26
Easy. I'd do it for like $2 million. Not to "self out&q...
Transparent Angry Death Wish Legal Warrant
  06/02/26
...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
Lol, this is less than 8,500 miles and can be covered in les...
Rusted titillating masturbator hospital
  06/02/26
Hey boomer, That's some retarded AI generated site. No ch...
Pearly home boiling water
  06/02/26
ChatGPT drew me a route that isn't that one but is a little ...
Rusted titillating masturbator hospital
  06/02/26
I was wrong, you can do it in substantially less than 8500 m...
Pearly home boiling water
  06/02/26
Largely CR until the shampoo part. You'd need a lot of shamp...
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/02/26
...
Honey-headed volcanic crater
  06/02/26
Yeah I assume there's a better way to do it. I saw this wor...
Rusted titillating masturbator hospital
  06/02/26
Fuck yes let's go
very tactful stimulating shrine wagecucks
  06/02/26
100% would do this I have never once in my life had a cop se...
light public bath sneaky criminal
  06/02/26
I think I could do it successfully, but it's not worth the r...
contagious station mood
  06/02/26
they literally made a movie with Clint Eastwood about this t...
Painfully honest olive ape point
  06/02/26
Sounds CR. What movie?
supple sepia therapy heaven
  06/03/26
this looks like it - never seen it The Mule (2018) A n...
contagious station mood
  06/03/26
Great hypo OP. In my 20s and early 30s I would’ve 1...
sapphire community account
  06/03/26
Tyft thread
purple brunch roommate
  06/03/26
SP and jr on a roadtrip through alabama with 200 lbs of coke...
Fragrant elastic band church
  06/03/26
you don't need a genie for this. any of you, with the right ...
laughsome bearded resort circlehead
  06/05/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

A genie makes you the following offer:

200 pounds of high qulaity, uncut cocaine will magically appear at any location you choose. You must then drive that cocaine to 48 US states. After you reach your 48th state, you will get $8M tax free.

The genie is neutral on police, cartel, and activity insofar as none will know of the cocaine or be looking for it or you (in relation to the hypo, at least) at the beginning of the hypo. But, the genie offers no protection from law enforcement, cartels, or gangs if you get on any radars once the hypo begins.

Do you accept? What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49909997)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Cordovan rigor

i wouldnt do it because of moral reasons. fuck drug traffickers. but for sheer risk aversion reasons i would take it in a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49909999)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

What moral reasons? You don't have to deliver the cocaine to any dealers or users.

What's your stragey if you take the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910001)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Cordovan rigor

rent a uhaul van, not a box truck and put it in the back blocked by a bunch of junk. drive safely. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910003)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Uhaul seems conspicious and unnecessary. Why not a regular car/minivan/SUV? It would be more comfortable to drive and easier to drive safely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910012)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Cordovan rigor

i would come up with stories about how im moving. im not putting a mattress and shit in a normal car. normal middle class people move like 10-15x/yr. theres nothing conspicuous about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910018)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Grizzly business firm knife

this is hard, because you're virtually certain to be pulled over multiple times just for having out of state plates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910000)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Disagree. In particular, for a white or Asian driver (i.e., most of XO) driving a reasonably nice but inconspicuous car, like a newish Toyota and obeying traffic laws.

I've driven cross country multiple times. We (me and the friends/GFs I drove with) were only pulled over once or twice across many thousands of cross-country driving miles. The single time I was pulled over as the driver on one of those trips, I was probably going 85 in a 70 in an area I now know was heavily policed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910008)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Grizzly business firm knife

i've gotten pullled over in alabama, georgia and south carolina a bunch with out of state plates. i've never even gotten ticketed. cop just wants to poke around. don't think i could handle that with 200 lbs of cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910021)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Were you going the speed limit? What's suspicious about you? Even in low-traffic areas, I-95 gets thousands of cars per day, most (even most with OOS plates) aren't getting pulled over.

Did they ever search your car? You could package the cocaine such that a human wouldn't be able to smell it if you got pulled over, unlike 200 pounds of weed, which would be very tough to mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910030)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Racy Base

Let's say he was going the speed limit and the cop just wanted to fuck with an out-of-state plates.

He's FUCKT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911074)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

This just doesn't happen much. Even if it does happen, they're probably not searching your car if you don't give them a good reason to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911347)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive umber codepig

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910002)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Why not? You can keep the cocaine after completing the trip if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910010)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive umber codepig

never been pulled over in my life

no reason risking my asshole for 8MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910031)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Sounds like you're a good candidate for saying "yes" to the hypo if you've never been pulled over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910038)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive umber codepig

8mm is not worth the chance of life in prison with insane niggers and spics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910132)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Red Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge

absolutely. rent one of those big mercedes touring vans so that even in the unlikely event it is ever found there is still some plausible deniability that it’s yours. package it up beyond airtight and then weld it shut into metal containers made to be concealed in the van’s storage areas. customize the van as necessary so that these containers are seamlessly integrated into the rest of the upholstery. you’re advantaged over normal mules in that the packaging, extraction, and eventual condition of the cocaine do not have to meet any efficiency or quality standards. pack up your family and take them on a cross-country road trip (which explains the rented van). obey all traffic rules. i would be surprised if an optimized path to drive into every state is much more than 10k miles. you could be done in two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910054)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Bringing your kids is a 180 twist but ljl about "plausible" deniability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911000)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Red Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge

it is admittedly not the strongest link in the chain. at the end of the day, it is difficult to imagine a scenario other than a catastrophic car accident where the drugs would be discovered with this approach though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911102)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Racy Base

"ever found there is still some plausible deniability that it’s yours"

There are a lot of white bros who spending time in POUNDMYASS Federal Prison who tried that same argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911077)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: black drunken stage jap

The only way this is really difficult is if FLOCK cameras have nationalized to the point that police would be alerted to you driving a zany zig-zag route across the country. The risk/reward seems fine otherwise.

I’ve road tripped all over the country and have been pulled over zero times. The only real risk is from a traffic accident. Getting pwned because of some fender bender with a lunatic Baltimore driver on I-95 would be an infuriating way to end this challenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910181)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

I doubt national networks using flock cameras are flagging regular people with no prior history or flags in the system to have local PD pull them over.

A fender bender wouldn't necessary send you to prison. If you can drive the car away after, nbd. Even if you can't, if you have the coke in a few suitcases or boxes, you can still have a good shot of getting out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911343)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: black drunken stage jap

That’s a good point. I haven’t gotten into a situation where automobiles caused me to interact with police in any way in like 20+years. So I guess I’m not really tuned into the risks associated with getting pulled over or dinged up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911588)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch

Yes. Buy a Sprinter van and film the trip as a "Touring the USA" vlog series on YouTube. Perfect cover IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49910188)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Flirting fortuitous meteor spot

Of course. The chances of being caught have to be like 1 in 10,000 if you are smart about it. I’ll take those odds for 8 mill tax free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911018)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

What are you doing to be "smart about it"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911346)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Frum Low-t Half-breed

All 48 contiguous states? Oh FUCK NO...I couldn't even make it out of my shithole city without fucking immigrants rear ending me and sending me to jail for life, let alone driving through the other 47 states

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911061)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Racy Base

The moment you have some unforeseen mechanical problem or if you get into a traffic accident, you're FUCKT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911080)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Flirting fortuitous meteor spot

Why? Cops don’t normally search your vehicle over routine issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

And, also, how often do these issues happen? Buy a new Toyota, get your oil changed part we through the trip. The odds of a breakdown are tiny if you're smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911350)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Ruddy startling stead preventive strike

where'd they get it? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911087)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

It's magic genie coke. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911352)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Territorial greedy place of business

Easy yes. I'd do it just to keep the 200lbs of coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911162)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: poppy kitty cat

If I get pulled over I start inhaling cocaine and I go out in $tyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911190)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Territorial greedy place of business

Lawyer inhales 200lbs of cocaine and goes out in a sniff of glory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911233)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: primrose institution gunner

Deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911210)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: sooty big area digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911354)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Swollen disrespectful parlor goal in life

make it $18 mill and im IN

strategy: buy high-end SUV or whatever with tinted back windows, wear a womans wig and sunglasses while driving (females less likely to be pulled over), never drive after dark (women dont roadtrip solo and drive after dark), have a golden in the passenger seat, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911216)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater

$18M is the street value of the product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911248)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest olive ape point

Do you get to keep the coke at the end of the hypo? Op doesn’t say you have to deliver, just drive it around.

$8m to do a series of cross country drug deals with doods you don’t know seems like a bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911362)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest olive ape point

I like how the idea of cross dressing is more preferable and attainable for you than simply finding a chick to go on a road trip with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911320)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

This is way, way more likely to cause problems.

Smoked out luxury SUV is instantly on cops' radars

A copy walking up and seeing it's actually a dude is going to raise even more questions.

TCR is drive a 2024 Ford Escape or Rav 4, wearing a polo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911355)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater

TCR is pack the coke into lead-lined 1/4"-thick steel boxes that you weld onto various portions of the body. Wear a polo and drive the shortest route thru all 50 states in a car you're comfortable driving. For me, that's an F-150 raptor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911460)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Odious Lodge Boistinker

That's 90 kilos lol how much space would that take up? No way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911237)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Not that much. Here's 111 pounds: https://www.westernslopenow.com/news/111-pounds-of-cocaine-found-hidden-in-vehicle/

You could easily fit 200 pounds in a few suitcases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911358)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: poppy kitty cat

That perp looks like a poaster who took the hypo lmao 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911858)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911925)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater

Easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911239)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest olive ape point

sure. I'd bring my whole family as cover, load the car with a bunch of extra crap, drive the speed limit and make a summer tour out of it. even I got pulled over or some spic rear ended me, they wouldn't search shit.

Prob try to play pebble beach and banedon dunes while I was at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911246)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911360)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal razzle electric furnace locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911370)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Vibrant alpha center

I'd spend a few thousand on a drone that sits on the roof and has all the cocaine attached so if I get pulled over it just flies off and hides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911365)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Link to a drone that can sit on the roof and quickly fly away with 200 pounds strapped to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911372)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant alpha center

10 drones that can carry 20 pounds each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911384)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Vibrant alpha center

Or buy one of those trucks that transports multiple new cars at once and put the drugs in the trunk of one thats least accessible. Cops aren't gonna search all that ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911369)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

(not a CDL Life reader--https://cdllife.com/2025/no-charges-for-car-hauler-after-cops-find-62-pounds-of-drugs-in-bmw-load/)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911373)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant alpha center

The DEA knew about this ahead of time and tipped off the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911385)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Mewling twisted stage giraffe

you're way, way more likely to get pulled over driving a big truck than a sedan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911421)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Especially because no one ITT actually knows how to drive a big rig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911455)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911477)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Mewling twisted stage giraffe

if you drive a car and stay on the interstates, you should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911425)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Are you in? What kind of car are you using?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911458)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater

I'm in. I'd buy a brand new sprinter van and increase the floor height by about 1 inch. That should be plenty of space for a lead-lined compartment for the product and would not be noticeable whatsoever. I'd convert the back to a "living space" and then do a youtube video about hitting all 48 contiguous US states in some sort of van life video with my hot organic fiancee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911483)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Pearly home boiling water

Why the fuck does it have to be lead-lined? You think they're gonna x-ray your Sprinter van?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911529)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater

realistically, this is only a concern in TX and CA, but yes, it is a concern. It's also just a few hundred dollars extra. I-10 would be the toughest portion of the drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911543)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Pearly home boiling water

This is fucking retarded

If you take a route that has any sort of checkpoint, you already fucked up

Also, if they happen to scan your van, sure, they're not going to immediately see your packages of drugs. But they are going to see that your Sprinter van has some weird lead-lined false floor...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911612)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Transparent Angry Death Wish Legal Warrant

Easy. I'd do it for like $2 million. Not to "self out" but I'm a white chad.

I'd cop a new Explorer, put on a state police license plate holder, cop some aviators, drive the speed limit during daylight hours, and PROFIT. 0.00 chance of getting pulled over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911548)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911565)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Rusted titillating masturbator hospital

Lol, this is less than 8,500 miles and can be covered in less than 6 continuous days of driving. (https://www.smartertravel.com/shortest-road-trip-route-through-the-states/)

If you're caught, yes you're going federal and yes it's (A)-level, but everyone here but benzo is criminal history category I and safety-valve eligible. Your inability to proffer will hurt you, so you might want to consider thinking of a local biggie you can credibly but non-dangerously finger if you're caught. (This isn't that hard. For the most part they just catch that person with new drugs; they won't actually prosecute them for your drugs, and thus you're never outted.) Do it right and you're likely looking at something south of 3 years. Obviously do not bring a gun.

Obviously the goal is to not get pulled over, but mostly to not get pulled over by a K-9 unit (largely random, although there are some "drug corridors" that get funding for this type of interdiction stop) or, if you're pulled over, not get searched or have a K-9 unit called in. Drive during the day only, drive 4-5 over the speed limit, be White, stay in decent hotels, and don't pick something stupid as your vehicle. I would go with a single owned vehicle rather than trying to rent in different states to avoid the OOS tags.

I would load everything (I'm assuming the genie gives this shit to us in the standard airtight kilo packaging) totally separate from your car into rubbermaid containers and keep the packages fully submerged in shampoo. Obviously no guarantees, but that at least gives you a chance if they happen to run a dog around the outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911659)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly home boiling water

Hey boomer,

That's some retarded AI generated site. No chance in hell can you make a route that hits all 48 in under 8,500 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911672)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Rusted titillating masturbator hospital

ChatGPT drew me a route that isn't that one but is a little shorter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911683)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Pearly home boiling water

I was wrong, you can do it in substantially less than 8500 miles

Still though, that route that your AI slop site cooked up? If you add up the 6 segments it's 15,057 miles, not 8,496

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912050)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Largely CR until the shampoo part. You'd need a lot of shampoo to cover 200 pounds of cocaine, and your car reeking of tresseme is going to raise some eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911696)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911751)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Rusted titillating masturbator hospital

Yeah I assume there's a better way to do it. I saw this work small-scale once (beat the K-9; case was a setup so dude went down anyway), basically using successive wrapping with a layer of shampoo in between one set of wrappings.

I obviously assume that it would be very hard to successfully mask the amount we're talking about, but I think it'd be irresponsible not to give it a try, and K-9 scent masking is >> more important than not having something modestly visually suspicious.

And of course acting chill when pulled over is important. Crimdefs bitch about it always being fake when the report talks about sweatiness and stammering, but clearly cops do key off of nervous behavior. And stupid as fuck travel plans (that aren't consistent with your traveling buddy's, although I would do this solo).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911770)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: very tactful stimulating shrine wagecucks

Fuck yes let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911689)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: light public bath sneaky criminal

100% would do this I have never once in my life had a cop search my car. it's not like they're going to do a search if your taillight goes out or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911713)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: contagious station mood

I think I could do it successfully, but it's not worth the risk to me. $8M would be nice, and I guess I could technically retire, but I probably wouldn't. And being in prison would be very bad. Although I guess Martin Shkreli served 4 years in federal prison and seems fine, maybe it would be OK if I could go to the kosher one in NY (because I assume you don't get shanked there).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49911742)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest olive ape point

they literally made a movie with Clint Eastwood about this topic btw. all you have to do is be white and not sketchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912247)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: supple sepia therapy heaven

Sounds CR. What movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912753)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: contagious station mood

this looks like it - never seen it

The Mule (2018)

A ninety-year-old horticulturist and Korean War veteran turns drug mule for a Mexican cartel.

Director

Clint Eastwood

Writers

Nick Schenk Sam Dolnick

Stars

Clint Eastwood Bradley Cooper Laurence Fishburne

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7959026/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49914169)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: sapphire community account

Great hypo OP.

In my 20s and early 30s I would’ve 100% did this. Being older now and with kids, I wouldn’t take the risk. Also, prison really sucks I’ve heard. A 2% or whatever chance of spending rest of my life there is too much to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912763)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: purple brunch roommate

Tyft thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912765)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Fragrant elastic band church

SP and jr on a roadtrip through alabama with 200 lbs of coke in the trunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49912768)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: laughsome bearded resort circlehead

you don't need a genie for this. any of you, with the right motivation, can do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2.#49917576)