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lol @ dumbwhore Samantha Zucker (Carnegie Mellon)

Dismal Tale of Arrest for Tiniest of Crimes By JIM DWYER ...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
LOL...bitches about it on her tumblr http://srz08.tumblr....
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  11/02/11
pigs
Vibrant irate chad trust fund
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I know. LOL @ dumbcunts like Samantha Zucker for not knowing...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
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aren't carnegie mellon kids supposed to be nerdy antisocial ...
Fluffy garrison travel guidebook
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Mommy and daddy probably bribed her in.
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
o wait i found it: "Carnegie Mellon University seni...
Fluffy garrison travel guidebook
  11/02/11
TY, that clears it up. Guess the bitch got rejected by RISD.
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
http://www.behance.net/srzucker I'm a senior in the Bache...
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  11/02/11
lots of people shoot cops because of shit like this.
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Not to worry. OWS believes the 2nd Amendment died when our &...
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comments: "The complaint said these women were force...
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
ew, even design majors look horrible at carnegie mellon h...
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http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles9/279571/53419d91a910d46...
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  11/02/11
I think she's cute, not sure why you're hating on some rando...
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  11/02/11
1) LURK MOAR 2) This is a pampered, entitled shrew: ht...
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http://srzucker.prosite.com/19312/about-me Hello, and tha...
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http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/12059439136/1/tumblr_ltt5tv...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
Regardless of what you shut in faggot losers think about the...
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
why so serious? faggot?
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
LOL, STFU whiteknight. The fug knowingly broke the lawl, and...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
All I'm saying is that projecting your self-hatred onto othe...
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
why is it always faggots who think accusing people of being ...
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
Because if you weren't such a miserable and lonely faggot, y...
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
Oh. shuthefugup faggot
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
I'm laughing at the fact that you went back to edit that lik...
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
stfu faggot
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
LOL @ your psych101 bullshit. XO is all about mocking a ...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
Ok, Dr. Faggot, PsyD.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
LOL, ur the one vomiting the psychobabble, Sherlock
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
It's not psychobabble if it's true, drfaggot.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
It's psychobabble, ergo false. Fuckwit.
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
Why are you such a lonely faggot.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
LOL @ ur ignorance.
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  11/02/11
this isn't white knighting. there is something seriously fuc...
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STFU whiteknight.
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
here's her resume: SAMANTHA ZUCKER 914 263 6533 OBJEC...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
what the fuck is wrong with you, virgin?
disrespectful masturbator
  11/02/11
Hey, she released her name to the NYT. PUBLIC FIGURE, BA...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
you realize you're a huge faggot, right?
disrespectful masturbator
  11/02/11
LOL, back at'cha cocksucker.
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
Pittsburgh froze this weekend. I protested the weather by st...
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LOL JUST LOL @ "Hamdu’la"
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  11/02/11
cant we all band together against the real enemy, power trip...
adventurous den
  11/02/11
At XO, shrews are the real enemy. And this Zucker ho is one ...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
she's 21. not a shrew. stop being such an aspie virgin.
adventurous den
  11/02/11
calm down faggot
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
a non-shrew wouldn't post a HOLLABACK TSA vid on her tumblr....
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
stfu
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co-sign
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agreed what did this chick actually do other than not hav...
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disrespectful masturbator
  11/02/11
this thread is terrible
red community account son of senegal
  11/02/11
why is this girl getting bashed itt?
marvelous organic girlfriend
  11/02/11
tcq
red community account son of senegal
  11/02/11
It's a few lonely faggots who were probably left alone a lot...
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
relax faggot
Pearly Sanctuary
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...
adventurous den
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same guys who get huge hardons from seeing videos of swat te...
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titcr
Coral market
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actually, no. it's a nation of law-abiding peeps who enjoy i...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
LURK MOAR
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
just realized every poster itt bashing this girl, who did no...
red community account son of senegal
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...
adventurous den
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(internet nerd who whiteknights girls from newspaper article...
Pearly Sanctuary
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"faggot" is a pretty good put down, huh?
Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film
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you're a pretty big faggot, huh?
Pearly Sanctuary
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I hear there is some theory about smelt and dealt that might...
Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film
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LOL, no, just a bullshit urban legend.
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  11/02/11
my good pumo borther, I'm just saying I clicked on the threa...
red community account son of senegal
  11/02/11
I'm a pumo who did not bash the girl.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
denial of the antecedent pwnt
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
this is the credited observation. there is something serious...
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she's actually cute and, while dumb, totally abused for 48 h...
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azns hate when decently cute white girls attend good schools...
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ti,oc,tcr
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interesting and probably true
marvelous organic girlfriend
  11/02/11
fuck off faggot
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
LOL
Coral market
  11/02/11
it's funny because it's true.
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lol, i'm whiter than you, kike.
Pearly Sanctuary
  11/02/11
Why are you such a racist kike.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
i'm not racist. look at yourself asian! oh what a racial cha...
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Like I said, why are you such a self loathing racist kike.
iridescent pit ratface
  11/02/11
this has to be the only explanation.
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Screed against typography: http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/114...
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you should aks her about that http://srz08.tumblr.com/ask
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
i like the 2nd picture's dichotomy showing the spinner versu...
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Seems astonished that they, like, don't speak ENGLISH in Mor...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
do you actually know this chick?
Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film
  11/02/11
Yep. Samantha Zucker sucks some MAD DICK. Just wrap that ras...
Fiercely-loyal place of business
  11/02/11
itt: asian cmu stalker trashes girl illegal arrested.
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STFU whiteknight
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  11/02/11
NYC is a police-state, though. people are having to sue the...
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What are you talking about? NYC is the greatest city in the...
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  11/02/11
ITT: LIBERAL COP HATING QUEERS AND PSYCHO PUMOS
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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Dismal Tale of Arrest for Tiniest of Crimes

By JIM DWYER

The arresting officer came by the cell, Samantha Zucker said, to make snide remarks about finding her with a friend in Riverside Park after its 1 a.m. closing.

For instance:

“He was telling me that I needed to get a new boyfriend, that I should get a guy who takes me out to dinner,” Ms. Zucker said. “He mocked me for being from Westchester.”

Early in the morning on Oct. 22, a Saturday, Ms. Zucker, 21, and her friend Alex Fischer, also 21, were stopped by the police in Riverside Park and given tickets for trespassing. Mr. Fischer was permitted to leave after he produced his driver’s license. But Ms. Zucker, on a visit to New York City with a group of Carnegie Mellon University seniors looking for jobs in design industries, had left her wallet in a hotel two blocks away.

She was handcuffed. For the next 36 hours, she was moved from a cell in the 26th Precinct station house on West 126th Street to central booking in Lower Manhattan and then — because one of the officers was ending his shift before Ms. Zucker could be photographed for her court appearance, and you didn’t think he was going to take the subway uptown while his partner stayed with her at booking, did you? — she was brought back to Harlem.

There she waited in a cell until a pair of fresh police officers were rustled up to bring her back downtown for booking, where she spent a second night in custody.

The judge proceeded to dismiss the ticket in less than a minute.

News about the Police Department lately could run under the headline of the daily Dismal Development, starting with a judge declaring Tuesday that an officer was guilty of planting drugs on entirely innocent people and continuing back a few days to gun-smuggling, pepper-spraying and ticket-fixing.

Here, in the pointless arrest of Ms. Zucker, is a crime that is not even on the books: the staggering waste of spirit, the squandering of public resources, the follies disguised as crime-fighting. About 40,000 people a year — the vast majority of them young black and Latino men — are fed like widgets onto a conveyor belt of arrest, booking and court, after being told to empty their pockets and thus commit the misdemeanor of “open display” of marijuana.

Such arrests are a drain on the human economy.

Ms. Zucker said that throughout her stay in police station cells, other officers were shocked that she had not been given a chance to have a friend fetch her ID. “The female officers were gossiping that the officer who arrested me had an incredibly short fuse,” she said.

We are instructed by the mayor that the garish crimes of police gun-running and fake arrests are the work of rogues, not the daily toil of honest police officers. A fair point — but no more than Ms. Zucker’s observations of spiritual corruption.

“While it may have been one out-of-control officer that began the process,” she said, “no other officer had the courage to stand up against what they knew was a poor decision.”

After two days of storming design firms around the city with about 80 classmates, Ms. Zucker stopped at the hotel near West 103rd Street where the group was staying so she could drop off the bag she had been schlepping. Then she got Mr. Fischer — a classmate, not a boyfriend, the leering remark of the police officer to the contrary — to walk with her a few blocks to the park, at about 3 a.m. They wanted to see the Hudson River, which runs past her hometown of Ardsley, N.Y.

“We’re there five minutes when a police car came up and told us we had to leave because the park was closed,” Mr. Fischer said. “We said, ‘O.K., we didn’t know,’ and turned around to leave. Almost immediately, a second police car pulls up.”

Its driver said they would get tickets for trespassing and demanded their IDs. Ms. Zucker suggested that someone could bring her papers from the hotel. “He said it was too late for that, I should have thought of it earlier,” she said.

Asked about the policy, the Police Department’s chief spokesman, Paul J. Browne, said officers can allow a friend or relative to retrieve ID. He did not say if a supervisor approved the arrest of Ms. Zucker, which was attributed in court papers to a Police Officer Durrell of the 26th Precinct.

Twice, she said, the officer told her not to call him by a specific foul term.

“I said, ‘Sir, I never used that word.’ ”

No doubt he was hearing things: the unspoken truth about his unspeakable actions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285432)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL...bitches about it on her tumblr

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/12013012900/terror

Terror.

Friday night I was wrongfully arrested for trespassing in a park without my ID. Given that I complied with the police, have no record, offered to have my ID retrieved and that every cop along the way knew the case would be instantly dismissed by a judge, the arrest should not have happened.

But the arresting officer was on a power trip, there are no checks and balances, everyone lies and the system is flawed. So the arrest happened.

And I ended up in custody for almost 36 hours.

It was terrifying. You get stuck in a system in which you have no rights, in which no one explains anything, or claims everyone else is lying. You don’t know who to believe. You don’t know how you ended up there. You’re treated like an animal for doing nothing wrong.

I don’t care what I’ve been taught in school. In this country, you are absolutely guilty until proven innocent.

I fear a lot of things in my life. But not like this. I have never had my body in physical fear - trembling, stomach turning, unable to sleep, unable to think of anything besides what you fear - for an amount of time like this. It’s draining. You ache and ache. And there’s no escape.

I fear the police. I fear the power we’ve given them. I fear the system that keeps everyone “in their place”. I have never been more scared in my life. The unknown is fine with me, as long as I have freedoms. Losing those means losing everything.

And I only feel worse knowing that it can happen anywhere. Not just in the USA.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285529)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:30 AM
Author: Vibrant irate chad trust fund

pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285440)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

I know. LOL @ dumbcunts like Samantha Zucker for not knowing better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Fluffy garrison travel guidebook

aren't carnegie mellon kids supposed to be nerdy antisocial and smart?

this sounds like a dumbass state school white girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285464)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Mommy and daddy probably bribed her in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285478)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Fluffy garrison travel guidebook

o wait i found it:

"Carnegie Mellon University seniors looking for jobs in design industries, had left her wallet in a hotel two blocks away."

design students = TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285488)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

TY, that clears it up. Guess the bitch got rejected by RISD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285500)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

http://www.behance.net/srzucker

I'm a senior in the Bachelor of Humanities and Arts program at Carnegie Mellon with concentrations in Communication Design and Linguistics. I will be graduating in May.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring arrogant blood rage tattoo

lots of people shoot cops because of shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285485)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Not to worry. OWS believes the 2nd Amendment died when our "living constitution" got big n' strong, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285503)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:48 AM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

comments:

"The complaint said these women were forced to strip, have anal and vaginal areas searched, after which they were told to squat and "hop like bunnies". All this in plain view of large groups of people."

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285497)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:48 AM
Author: Fluffy garrison travel guidebook

ew, even design majors look horrible at carnegie mellon

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/02/nyregion/dismal-tale-of-arrest-for-tiniest-of-crimes.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285498)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles9/279571/53419d91a910d462980401ce32ca520a.jpg

fug

http://www.design.cmu.edu/community.php?s=6&t=2011

LOL, no job

Samantha Zucker srz@andrew.cmu.edu. Interdisciplinary, BHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285519)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film

I think she's cute, not sure why you're hating on some random college chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285593)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

1) LURK MOAR

2) This is a pampered, entitled shrew:

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/5557085618/sisterly-love-sorry-for-not-posting

Since my last post I’ve been

1. Photoshopping my final project nonstop

2. Writing a 15 page paper in 4 hours

3. Reconnecting with the 40 something people on my program I haven’t seen in a month

4. Sitting through presentations of final projects

5. Trying to comprehend what just occurred in my life

6. Touring my PARENTS around Rabat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285674)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

http://srzucker.prosite.com/19312/about-me

Hello, and thanks for stopping by!

I'm a current senior at Carnegie Mellon University busy working on self-initiated projects, volunteering, and deciding what I want to do after academia. I take some classes in there too. I will be receiving a Bachelors of Humanities and the Arts degree in May with a minor in Professional Writing.

When entering college, I decided combine my interests in the humanities with my passion for creativity. The BXA interdisciplinary program has let me carve out my own concentrations and merge them in new ways. My focuses are in Communication Design and Cultural Linguistics. I'm interest in communications - oral, written, visual or anything else - in situations when two cultures collide with one another. I am not yet sure what job this will translate into, but it is an area I'm incredibly excited about. If nothing else, my education has taught me how to approach a problem from all sides and think in new ways.

I recently spent a semester in Morocco, a place where at least four cultures are constantly interacting with one another. Check out my blog from the semester for more on the experience.

I love photography, graphic design and projects that involve human interaction in new ways.

Contact me:

srzucker@gmail.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285528)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/12059439136/1/tumblr_ltt5tvrZmj1qgd8hl

fug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285539)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 11:58 AM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Regardless of what you shut in faggot losers think about the girl, what the cops did was reprehensible. Projecting your self-loathing onto dumb girls who make the news isn't going to change that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285540)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

why so serious? faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285549)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL, STFU whiteknight. The fug knowingly broke the lawl, and got what she deserved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285551)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:04 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

All I'm saying is that projecting your self-hatred onto other people isn't going to improve your miserable faggot existence. Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

why is it always faggots who think accusing people of being faggots who "project" their faggotry onto others is a supremely Sick Burn? eh, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285566)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:07 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Because if you weren't such a miserable and lonely faggot, you wouldn't be faggot posting such faggot comments to alleviate the faggotry of your faggotdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285575)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

Oh.

shuthefugup faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285579)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

I'm laughing at the fact that you went back to edit that like 10 minutes after. LOL JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285622)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:18 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285640)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL @ your psych101 bullshit.

XO is all about mocking a TTT bitch's cluelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285568)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Ok, Dr. Faggot, PsyD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285580)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL, ur the one vomiting the psychobabble, Sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285677)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

It's not psychobabble if it's true, drfaggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285688)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

It's psychobabble, ergo false. Fuckwit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285740)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:34 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Why are you such a lonely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285748)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL @ ur ignorance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285755)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:06 PM
Author: Carmine personal credit line forum

this isn't white knighting. there is something seriously fucking wrong with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:09 PM
Author: Coral market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286705)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

STFU whiteknight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286738)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

here's her resume:

SAMANTHA ZUCKER

914 263 6533

OBJECTIVE

To obtain employment or

internship post graduation in a

visual design opportunity with

a culturally concious company.

EDUCATION

CARNEGIE MELLON

UNIVERSITY

Bachelor of Humanities

and the Arts

Concentrations in

Cultural Linguistics &

Communication Design

Minor in Professional Writing

Fall 2008 - Spring 2012

3.72 GPA

SIT STUDY ABROAD

MOROCCO

Migration and Transnational

Identity Program

Spring 2011

ARDSLEY HIGH SCHOOL

New York State Advanced

Regents Diploma

Fall 2004 - Spring 2008

Top 20% of Class

SKILLS

AfterEffects, Flash,

Illustrator, InDesign,

Photoshop, Processing,

Microsoft Office, iWork,

Photography, Stop Motion,

Wood, Small Metals,

Various Art Mediums

INTERESTS

Photography, volunteering,

art, design, language

use, traveling, dinosaurs,

cultures, politics, solving

problems,soccer,

jigsaw puzzles

TRAVEL

Morocco (4 months)

Spain (6 weeks)

Nicaragua (4 weeks)

Japan (2 weeks)

ONLINE

PORTFOLIO

srzucker.prosite.com

BLOG

srz08.tumblr.com

EXPERIENCE

SMALL UNDERGRADUATE

RESEARCH GRANT

Carnegie Mellon University

Grant received to execute

enthographic project on fear in the

Pittsburgh Area with a final exhibit

to visually present the findings

August 2011 - Current

OFFICE OF TECHNOLOGY

FOR EDUCATION

Carnegie Mellon University

Education Technology Assistant

Assist faculty and students on use

of Blackboard service, a course

management system

July 2011 - Current

INDEPENDENT RESEARCH

Various Locations, Morocco

Interviewed multiple migrants

and created visual narratives to

express their stories

April - May 2011

HOUSE PARTY INC

Irvington, New York

Intern for Creative Department

Worked on promo slides, web

banners, flash videos and

art direction

Summer 2010

CARNEGIE CARES

Carnegie Mellon University

Public Relations Officer: In charge

of poster design, making contacts

and running events

Fall 2009 - Current

PITTSBURGH CARES

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Social Media Fellow: created

illustrations, logos and documents

Fall 2009 - Spring 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285547)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

what the fuck is wrong with you, virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285553)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Hey, she released her name to the NYT.

PUBLIC FIGURE, BABY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285563)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:06 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

you realize you're a huge faggot, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285565)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL, back at'cha cocksucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285574)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Pittsburgh froze this weekend. I protested the weather by staying in bed.

Hamdu’la for that heater I bought at Target.

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/11010871720/pittsburgh-froze-this-weekend-i-protested-the



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285564)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: cracking mental disorder idiot

LOL JUST LOL @ "Hamdu’la"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19287829)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:09 PM
Author: adventurous den

cant we all band together against the real enemy, power tripping cops like those described in this story? i mean i get that this chick didnt want to hold your hand op and youre pissed, but this story is fucking infuriating. goddamn cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285588)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

At XO, shrews are the real enemy. And this Zucker ho is one of them:

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/10547000912/how-i-speak

Today I learned so much about myself. And surprisingly it actually came from an academic paper.

In 1981, Deborah Tannen wrote a paper titled “New York Jewish Conversational Style”. While I lack the New York Jewish accent with its elongated vowels, I have all of the discourse style.

I interrupt people

I ask too many personal questions

I speak at a rapid-fire pace

I hate pauses and silences in conversations

I change topics frequently and abruptly

I tell stories (often in rounds)

I’m totally fine with overlapping talk

I use exaggerated pitch to show enthusiasm

I prefer personal topics

Until today I did not realize this isn’t how everyone speaks. Until today I did not realize that there are supposed to be pauses in conversations and time between turns. Until today I did not realize that you have to stop talking for the other person to start in - I thought they just didn’t want to talk, or they would have cut in by now. Until today I did not realize that the overlapping talk and rapid-fire questions could be seen as rude - they were always intended to show enthusiasm.

Now I keep seeing it everywhere. Things make so much more sense. When I moved in with my roommate sophomore year, she was incredibly quiet. I simply talked to fill the space. The silence made me uncomfortable.

Today I had a rapid-fire rounds story telling with a good friend and a friend of hers on strange sleep habits. The fourth person there seemed to be in shock at how fast we went. I later realized all three of us where from New York.

And to be honest, this is why I love blogging. I love telling stories.

So I’m sorry if I ever talk over you or cut you off or interrogate you with questions. I had no idea. And if you run into someone doing this, try to be nice. To us, it shows unity, understanding and compassion. It’s a bond. We have only the best intentions. Also, if you’re really uncomfortable, tell the person. I’m sure they have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285592)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: adventurous den

she's 21. not a shrew. stop being such an aspie virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285611)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285619)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

a non-shrew wouldn't post a HOLLABACK TSA vid on her tumblr. hth.

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/8489766576/hollaback-psa-during-my-time-in-morocco-i-met-so

Hollaback PSA - During my time in Morocco I met so many young men who could have benefitted from a movement like this. The most frustrating thing was when guys simply didn’t get why it was a big deal, why we got angry and why we didn’t simply take their cat calling as a compliment. Hollaback has my full support.

...now I REALLY hope the cops groped her pussy real REAL good, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285657)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: buff godawful house factory reset button

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286639)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:12 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling parlor codepig

co-sign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285599)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film

agreed

what did this chick actually do other than not have her ID on hand 24 hours a day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285605)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:10 PM
Author: red community account son of senegal

this thread is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285591)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:11 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

why is this girl getting bashed itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:12 PM
Author: red community account son of senegal

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285597)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

It's a few lonely faggots who were probably left alone a lot as kids, and think aligning themselves with abusive cops and deriding victims will alleviate the pain of their faggotry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285617)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

relax faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285620)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: adventurous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285624)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: Bonkers Pale Mediation

same guys who get huge hardons from seeing videos of swat teams busting down some low-level dealer's home and shooting his dog in the face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286662)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:04 PM
Author: Coral market

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286677)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

actually, no. it's a nation of law-abiding peeps who enjoy it when smug lawbreaking whores get their just deserts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286686)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LURK MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285659)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: red community account son of senegal

just realized every poster itt bashing this girl, who did noting wrong and isnt even ugly, is a pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285612)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: adventurous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285627)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

(internet nerd who whiteknights girls from newspaper articles and hates "pumos")

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285630)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film

"faggot" is a pretty good put down, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285648)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

you're a pretty big faggot, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285678)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film

I hear there is some theory about smelt and dealt that might apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285707)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

LOL, no, just a bullshit urban legend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285741)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:46 PM
Author: red community account son of senegal

my good pumo borther, I'm just saying I clicked on the thread,and not only was it not entertaining, but it bashes some girl who did nothing wrong, is not a shrew, and is not ugly.

I dont hate pumos, there are some good reasonsx to have a pumo. This is the worst possible use of a pumo, and the worst possible use of XO

almost like some Leiter false flag flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285817)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:17 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

I'm a pumo who did not bash the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285634)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

denial of the antecedent pwnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285682)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:07 PM
Author: Carmine personal credit line forum

this is the credited observation. there is something seriously wrong with a few of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286701)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:25 PM
Author: hairraiser indirect expression chapel

she's actually cute and, while dumb, totally abused for 48 hours by the police-industrial complex for something that's not a crime. the asian pumos (as pumos are necessarily asian) are just jelly as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285681)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Fluffy garrison travel guidebook

azns hate when decently cute white girls attend good schools, it takes away from their only advantage in the world, education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285710)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: hairraiser indirect expression chapel

ti,oc,tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

interesting and probably true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285729)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

fuck off faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285746)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:04 PM
Author: Coral market

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286679)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:13 PM
Author: Carmine personal credit line forum

it's funny because it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286723)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Pearly Sanctuary

lol, i'm whiter than you, kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285720)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Why are you such a racist kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285759)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:38 PM
Author: hairraiser indirect expression chapel

i'm not racist. look at yourself asian! oh what a racial chameleon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285764)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: iridescent pit ratface

Like I said, why are you such a self loathing racist kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285783)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Carmine personal credit line forum

this has to be the only explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286718)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: khaki exhilarant main people love of her life

Screed against typography:

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/11484941463/typography-and-tumblr

Indulges in what is screeded against:

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/11013636903/photo-sahara-desert-quote-peggy-sang-the

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285738)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

you should aks her about that

http://srz08.tumblr.com/ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285749)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: hairraiser indirect expression chapel

i like the 2nd picture's dichotomy showing the spinner versus the fatass's footprints. that's typography!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285750)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Seems astonished that they, like, don't speak ENGLISH in Morocco

http://srz08.tumblr.com/post/4240310378/language-in-morocco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285767)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic stag film

do you actually know this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285835)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

Yep. Samantha Zucker sucks some MAD DICK. Just wrap that rascal-I've heard of some itchy boys in her dorm who wish they had, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19285909)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:14 PM
Author: Carmine personal credit line forum

itt: asian cmu stalker trashes girl illegal arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286731)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 3:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal place of business

STFU whiteknight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19286740)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 5:34 PM
Author: Boyish slippery resort marketing idea

NYC is a police-state, though. people are having to sue the city all the way to the supreme court just to secure some basic gun rights. it's a very anti-freedom environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19287707)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: cracking mental disorder idiot

What are you talking about? NYC is the greatest city in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19287867)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Aqua vivacious casino jap

ITT: LIBERAL COP HATING QUEERS AND PSYCHO PUMOS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1797730&forum_id=2#19287719)