Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory
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Date: May 24th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Pearly Parlour
SCENE: Jerry, Elaine, and George are sitting at their usual booth in the diner eating breakfast.
"Ugh, I can't believe I'm going to have to listen to Mr. Peterman rant about the virus coming from a lab again. Every day, all I hear is lab, lab, lab, China, China, China. He took one trip to the Forbidden City to source silk socks for the summer catalog and now he's an expert!"
"Hasn't that been debunked?" asks Jerry.
"No, it's been REBUNKED," George says authoritatively.
"Rebunked?" asks Elaine, furrowing her brow.
"Yeah," replies George. "It's when something that gets debunked gets proven true. You REbunk the DEbunk."
Jerry, frustrated: "You can't rebunk the debunk!"
"They did it, Jerry," says George. "They rebunked the debunk. Debunked... NO MORE!"
*laugh track*
The diner door opens and Kramer walks in.
"Let's ask the fact checker," laughs Elaine.
*laugh track*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&forum_id=2#42512210)
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Date: June 5th, 2021 7:52 PM Author: titillating home
Kramer: “Wait’ll you wear these Mackinac masks Jerry, they’re soft and scented like a babies bottom…ooooooo!”
Jerry, perplexed: “Kramer I don’t want to smell babies bottom.”
Kramer: “well ya better get used to them because I’ve got 10 crates stored in your apartment”
Jerry: “my apartment?”
Kramer: “well yeah, Jerry. I had to make room for the 15 crates that are coming in tonight. Listen I gotta go meet Newman. Uncle Sam is gonna these masks coast to coast! This is it Jerry! We’re gonna maek it!”
Jerry dismissively: “bye Kramer”
Kramer stumbles out of booth while trying to adjust his Mackinac mask, which only half covers his nose and mouth as he exits the diner while Jerry pushes a sample mask away from him using a butter knife
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&forum_id=2#42580073) |
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