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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
charismatic potus
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
Learning disabled space sound barrier
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I think I'm turning japanese
crawly thirsty travel guidebook becky
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cheese-eating diverse senate
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Violent corner death wish
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
Judgmental goal in life
  12/05/21
jfc lol
brindle fragrant rigor faggotry
  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
electric business firm french chef
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
unholy heaven
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
electric business firm french chef
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
Sticky Soul-stirring Address Regret
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
Slimy concupiscible abode
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
Judgmental goal in life
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Sticky Soul-stirring Address Regret
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Mauve factory reset button goyim
  02/22/23
Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
zombie-like pisswyrm
  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
electric business firm french chef
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
Glassy crotch
  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
wonderful disgusting office pozpig
  12/05/21
El Scorcho
lavender sanctuary candlestick maker
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obsidian headpube
  12/05/21
fuck ok i could do this one
motley stage
  12/05/21
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Translucent aromatic nursing home
  12/05/21
Here to Stay by Korn
painfully honest blood rage
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
charismatic potus
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
painfully honest blood rage
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
motley stage
  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib
  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
motley stage
  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib
  12/05/21
ty
motley stage
  12/05/21
Sex & Candy is a good one
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charismatic potus
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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Mustard fanboi
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mind-boggling irate main people rigpig
  12/05/21
That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
electric business firm french chef
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
galvanic white marketing idea mad cow disease
  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
light set giraffe
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
Mustard fanboi
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
Cruel-hearted Really Tough Guy
  12/05/21
More Than Words
cyan rehab ladyboy
  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
Frozen Sick Philosopher-king
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Your body is a wonderland
Passionate smoky electric furnace messiness
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
Learning disabled space sound barrier
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
charismatic potus
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
Learning disabled space sound barrier
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
Beta vivacious institution dog poop
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Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
yellow vigorous ticket booth
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Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you h...
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  02/22/23
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: charismatic potus

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Learning disabled space sound barrier

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: crawly thirsty travel guidebook becky

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: cheese-eating diverse senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: insane claret community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Violent corner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Judgmental goal in life

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: brindle fragrant rigor faggotry

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: electric business firm french chef

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: unholy heaven

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: electric business firm french chef

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Sticky Soul-stirring Address Regret

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Slimy concupiscible abode

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Judgmental goal in life

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: Sticky Soul-stirring Address Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: bronze know-it-all field clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: bonkers coiffed bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Mauve factory reset button goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: zombie-like pisswyrm

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: electric business firm french chef

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Glassy crotch

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting office pozpig

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: lavender sanctuary candlestick maker

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: obsidian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562123)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: motley stage

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: Translucent aromatic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: painfully honest blood rage

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: charismatic potus

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: painfully honest blood rage

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: motley stage

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: motley stage

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Floppy Hot Nowag Shitlib

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: motley stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: saffron razzmatazz boiling water lettuce

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: charismatic potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: hairraiser cordovan turdskin

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Mustard fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling irate main people rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562232)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: electric business firm french chef

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: galvanic white marketing idea mad cow disease

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: light set giraffe

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Mustard fanboi

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Really Tough Guy

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: cyan rehab ladyboy

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: Frozen Sick Philosopher-king

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Passionate smoky electric furnace messiness

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled space sound barrier

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: charismatic potus

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled space sound barrier

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Beta vivacious institution dog poop

Hey Ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43918109)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: yellow vigorous ticket booth

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: vibrant wagecucks

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: doobsian jet volcanic crater

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)