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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| geriatric whorehouse chad | 01/03/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/03/23 |
| geriatric whorehouse chad | 01/03/23 |
| Cracking party of the first part | 01/03/23 |
| geriatric whorehouse chad | 01/04/23 |
| Lemon rigpig | 01/04/23 |
| lime theater stage selfie | 01/04/23 |
| hilarious 180 ceo | 01/04/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/04/23 |
| hilarious 180 ceo | 01/04/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/04/23 |
| hilarious 180 ceo | 01/04/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/04/23 |
| Plum house puppy | 04/19/23 |
| hideous messiness | 04/19/23 |
| Carnelian skinny woman crackhouse | 04/23/24 |
| Lemon rigpig | 04/23/24 |
| lime theater stage selfie | 04/30/24 |
| Mischievous parlour | 04/30/24 |
| milky boiling water | 04/30/24 |
| vermilion immigrant | 01/03/23 |
| laughsome startled space | 01/03/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/03/23 |
| hideous messiness | 01/03/23 |
| Self-absorbed gas station generalized bond | 01/04/23 |
| talented den electric furnace | 01/04/23 |
| Frum Fighting Indian Lodge | 01/04/23 |
| Anal circlehead property | 04/23/24 |
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| Pink prole | 01/04/23 |
| Translucent house-broken location indirect expression | 01/04/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 01/04/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 01/04/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 01/06/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 01/24/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 12/27/23 |
| Khaki Passionate Forum Degenerate | 12/27/23 |
| vermilion immigrant | 02/07/24 |
| laughsome startled space | 02/07/24 |
| vermilion immigrant | 04/23/24 |
| hairraiser idea he suggested dilemma | 04/23/24 |
| vermilion immigrant | 04/23/24 |
| know-it-all volcanic crater bawdyhouse | 04/23/24 |
| medicated floppy kitty | 04/23/24 |
| Frum Fighting Indian Lodge | 04/23/24 |
| curious goyim library | 04/23/24 |
| curious goyim library | 04/30/24 |
| lime theater stage selfie | 04/30/24 |
| medicated floppy kitty | 04/30/24 |
| lime theater stage selfie | 04/30/24 |
| Frum Fighting Indian Lodge | 04/30/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: geriatric whorehouse chad One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: hideous messiness https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: geriatric whorehouse chad Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Cracking party of the first part 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: geriatric whorehouse chad Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Lemon rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: lime theater stage selfie alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: hilarious 180 ceo anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: hideous messiness everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: hilarious 180 ceo so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: hideous messiness (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: hilarious 180 ceo It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: hideous messiness more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Plum house puppy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: hideous messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Carnelian skinny woman crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Lemon rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: lime theater stage selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Mischievous parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: milky boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: laughsome startled space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: hideous messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: hideous messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Self-absorbed gas station generalized bond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: talented den electric furnace SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Frum Fighting Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Anal circlehead property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: electric brass stage headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Pink prole The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Translucent house-broken location indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Khaki Passionate Forum Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: laughsome startled space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: vermilion immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: hairraiser idea he suggested dilemma Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: vermilion immigrant QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: know-it-all volcanic crater bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: medicated floppy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Frum Fighting Indian Lodge (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: curious goyim library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: curious goyim library The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: lime theater stage selfie it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: medicated floppy kitty when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: lime theater stage selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Frum Fighting Indian Lodge (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001) |