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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
bright round eye
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Beady-eyed station
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
bright round eye
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Beady-eyed station
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
bright round eye
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Beady-eyed station
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
bright round eye
  12/16/23
LJL
Crystalline razzmatazz nowag
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
bright round eye
  12/16/23
...
Sticky contagious market legal warrant
  12/16/23
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Talented bearded set sandwich
  12/17/23
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Crystalline razzmatazz nowag
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Sable Field
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
pea-brained clear nibblets
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke
  12/17/23
How many men?
irate quadroon rehab
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
bright round eye
  12/16/23
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Sticky contagious market legal warrant
  12/17/23
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godawful lay
  12/17/23
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Talented bearded set sandwich
  12/17/23
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coral geriatric party of the first part
  12/17/23
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arousing chad institution
  12/17/23
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180 Pozpig
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
Cheese-eating locus dog poop
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
Cheese-eating locus dog poop
  12/17/23
...
180 Pozpig
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
aqua submissive organic girlfriend
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
pungent concupiscible kitchen
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
Cheese-eating locus dog poop
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Abusive brass dingle berry
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
Galvanic cruise ship messiness
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Free-loading heady sound barrier immigrant
  12/17/23
move to asia
Cheese-eating locus dog poop
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
bright round eye
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
glittery toilet seat
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
Crystalline razzmatazz nowag
  12/17/23
based
Cheese-eating locus dog poop
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
turquoise multi-colored ape
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
Titillating Twinkling Box Office Multi-billionaire
  12/17/23
...
Crystalline razzmatazz nowag
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
Up-to-no-good address
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
bright round eye
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Maroon goal in life base
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
hyperventilating lilac police squad
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
Erotic stain
  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: bright round eye

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: bright round eye

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: bright round eye

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: bright round eye

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Crystalline razzmatazz nowag

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: bright round eye

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Sticky contagious market legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Talented bearded set sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Crystalline razzmatazz nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Sable Field

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: pea-brained clear nibblets

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: irate quadroon rehab

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: bright round eye

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Sticky contagious market legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: godawful lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Talented bearded set sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: coral geriatric party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: arousing chad institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: 180 Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating locus dog poop

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating locus dog poop

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: 180 Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: aqua submissive organic girlfriend

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: pungent concupiscible kitchen

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating locus dog poop

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Abusive brass dingle berry

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Galvanic cruise ship messiness

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Free-loading heady sound barrier immigrant

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating locus dog poop

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle community account yarmulke

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: bright round eye

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: glittery toilet seat

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Crystalline razzmatazz nowag

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating locus dog poop

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: turquoise multi-colored ape

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Titillating Twinkling Box Office Multi-billionaire

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Crystalline razzmatazz nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: bright round eye

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Maroon goal in life base

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating lilac police squad

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Erotic stain

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)