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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
Big fishy station boistinker
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
poppy twisted stage
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
Big fishy station boistinker
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
Bronze bat-shit-crazy garrison wrinkle
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
Big fishy station boistinker
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
Big fishy station boistinker
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
Big fishy station boistinker
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
Pea-brained curious casino legend
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
poppy twisted stage
  03/27/24
...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
Dull misunderstood indirect expression
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
stimulating cordovan national tank
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground
  03/27/24
alive poaster
lemon heady den gaming laptop
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Razzmatazz Feces
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
maize irradiated organic girlfriend
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Gaped tanning salon
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Razzmatazz Feces
  03/29/24
Quit my job
Primrose arrogant death wish
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
cruel-hearted aphrodisiac native roast beef
  03/27/24
poast
Chrome nighttime whorehouse
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
tantric step-uncle's house travel guidebook
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Gaped tanning salon
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
cerise rehab
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
Peach Laser Beams Church Building
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
Fear-inspiring circlehead famous landscape painting
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
motley federal kitchen
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
cruel-hearted aphrodisiac native roast beef
  03/28/24
...
house-broken emerald turdskin spot
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
motley federal kitchen
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Razzmatazz Feces
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
Pea-brained curious casino legend
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
Flirting Address
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
Orchid soul-stirring property really tough guy
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
impressive dark bawdyhouse
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: Big fishy station boistinker

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: poppy twisted stage

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: Big fishy station boistinker

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Bronze bat-shit-crazy garrison wrinkle

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Big fishy station boistinker

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Big fishy station boistinker

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Big fishy station boistinker

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained curious casino legend

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: poppy twisted stage

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Dull misunderstood indirect expression

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: stimulating cordovan national tank

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: lemon heady den gaming laptop

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Feces

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: maize irradiated organic girlfriend

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Gaped tanning salon

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: appetizing ungodly piazza hunting ground

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Feces

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Primrose arrogant death wish

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aphrodisiac native roast beef

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Chrome nighttime whorehouse

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: tantric step-uncle's house travel guidebook

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Gaped tanning salon

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cerise rehab

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Peach Laser Beams Church Building

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring circlehead famous landscape painting

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: motley federal kitchen

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aphrodisiac native roast beef

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: house-broken emerald turdskin spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: motley federal kitchen

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Feces

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained curious casino legend

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: Flirting Address

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: Orchid soul-stirring property really tough guy

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: impressive dark bawdyhouse

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)