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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
galvanic zippy senate
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Rusted aromatic property fat ankles
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Impressive Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
call room service
Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Avocado racy business firm haunted graveyard
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Impressive Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
...
Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Bateful Dark Institution
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Bateful Dark Institution
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Violent Center Gaming Laptop
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Startled stirring becky theater
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Violent Center Gaming Laptop
  03/28/24
Lol
Emerald indirect expression
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
arousing bonkers crackhouse genital piercing
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
comical pea-brained mediation
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Vibrant self-centered spot toilet seat
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
alcoholic market
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
crystalline buck-toothed hell
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
jet-lagged candlestick maker
  03/29/24
Marriage material
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Yellow painfully honest immigrant
  03/29/24
...
obsidian appetizing pocket flask skinny woman
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
hateful home newt
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Nubile Incel Library
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
confused telephone friendly grandma
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
confused telephone friendly grandma
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
khaki slippery fanboi base
  03/29/24
true
motley queen of the night rehab
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: galvanic zippy senate

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted aromatic property fat ankles

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Impressive Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Avocado racy business firm haunted graveyard

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Impressive Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Bateful Dark Institution

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Bateful Dark Institution

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Violent Center Gaming Laptop

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Startled stirring becky theater

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Violent Center Gaming Laptop

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Emerald indirect expression

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: arousing bonkers crackhouse genital piercing

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Fishy Razzle Shitlib Cumskin

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: comical pea-brained mediation

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Vibrant self-centered spot toilet seat

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: alcoholic market

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: crystalline buck-toothed hell

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged candlestick maker

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Yellow painfully honest immigrant

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: obsidian appetizing pocket flask skinny woman



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: hateful home newt

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Nubile Incel Library

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: confused telephone friendly grandma

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: confused telephone friendly grandma

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: khaki slippery fanboi base

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: motley queen of the night rehab

true

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