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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
180
Beady-eyed area
  05/01/24
Just chop the dick off and let do?
pea-brained water buffalo persian
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Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse
  05/01/24
Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse
  05/01/24
how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
Pungent love of her life
  05/01/24
no argument from me
Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse
  05/02/24
Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
Passionate Canary Resort
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Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse
  05/01/24
Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
that is so fucking gay
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nofapping pit legal warrant
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Boyish Masturbator Hominid
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What college are they going to?
carmine stirring useless brakes hall
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Amzhers
Orchid Medicated Kitchen
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Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
Metal trip giraffe base
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Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
Metal trip giraffe base
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Histrionic useless heaven
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Congrats.
Smoky Senate
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/01/24
make a guess
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I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/01/24
Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
sooty pistol plaza
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I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
dashing theatre sandwich
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Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
coiffed cheese-eating keepsake machete house
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Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his ...
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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Jfc lol
Orchid Medicated Kitchen
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
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I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admi...
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Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would ...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
Diverse business firm famous landscape painting
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
Metal trip giraffe base
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he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/01/24
"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
Metal trip giraffe base
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yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i k...
ungodly fighting sound barrier rehab
  05/01/24
I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
High-end Charismatic Stage
  05/01/24
The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
  05/01/24
I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
High-end Charismatic Stage
  05/01/24
I got a 1290. Rate me.
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
High-end Charismatic Stage
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Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
High-end Charismatic Stage
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Wow.
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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Beatified
azure ratface
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
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How old do you think I am?
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
Carnelian dragon ticket booth
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did you sleep in and miss a section?
awkward field
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
swashbuckling stubborn windowlicker
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1290 is not low!
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
  05/02/24
remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
High-end Charismatic Stage
  05/02/24
So which school?
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/02/24
Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
Diverse business firm famous landscape painting
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Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/02/24
Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/02/24
I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
High-end Charismatic Stage
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
Diverse business firm famous landscape painting
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
Diverse business firm famous landscape painting
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
sooty pistol plaza
  05/02/24
times are very very different from 20 years ago
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congrats, brother
Burgundy liquid oxygen private investor
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Congrats to your child
Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
stimulating chrome hairy legs psychic
  05/01/24
She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
swashbuckling stubborn windowlicker
  05/01/24
EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
orange supple sweet tailpipe box office
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I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
dashing theatre sandwich
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valevagtorian you bigot
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This is pretty cool Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere M...
hyperactive avocado boistinker
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
Razzle-dazzle really tough guy
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Big island or one of the less big ones? I’m embarra...
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Congrats brother! As the father of very small children havi...
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Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater
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Congratulations. Is it true that public schooling in Hawa...
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My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in t...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap
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They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
dashing theatre sandwich
  05/02/24
Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like ...
buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap
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They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on ...
filthy set
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Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess
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I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be obl...
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: pea-brained water buffalo persian

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626126)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Pungent love of her life

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Resort

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: cerise skinny woman bawdyhouse

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626159)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Sickened school cafeteria multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626402)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Histrionic useless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627219)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Motley french indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627668)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Henna doobsian university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628773)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: heady judgmental crackhouse fortuitous meteor

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: nofapping pit legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626383)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring coffee pot point

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: nofapping pit legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626515)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Boyish Masturbator Hominid



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: carmine stirring useless brakes hall

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Orchid Medicated Kitchen

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626172)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Metal trip giraffe base

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Metal trip giraffe base

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Histrionic useless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627220)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Smoky Senate

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Massive cerebral turdskin

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: coral unholy stead corn cake

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: stimulating chrome hairy legs psychic



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: coiffed cheese-eating keepsake machete house

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: coiffed cheese-eating keepsake machete house

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: lascivious location

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Navy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626406)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Orchid Medicated Kitchen

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Metal trip giraffe base

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone becky coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: awkward field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: orange supple sweet tailpipe box office

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Excitant Lime Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Cyan free-loading friendly grandma meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Histrionic useless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Arousing Prole Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: sooty pistol plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired filthpig chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Henna doobsian university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: autistic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629043)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Metal trip giraffe base

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: ungodly fighting sound barrier rehab

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Metal trip giraffe base

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: ungodly fighting sound barrier rehab

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: azure ratface

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Carnelian dragon ticket booth

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Carnelian dragon ticket booth

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: awkward field

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn windowlicker

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: High-end Charismatic Stage

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: sooty pistol plaza

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Burgundy liquid oxygen private investor

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: maniacal hairraiser cuckoldry lodge

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: orange supple sweet tailpipe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: stimulating chrome hairy legs psychic

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn windowlicker

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: orange supple sweet tailpipe box office

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: demanding depressive boiling water

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: hyperactive avocado boistinker

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: hyperactive avocado boistinker

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: unhinged impressive tanning salon

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Yapping low-t reading party factory reset button

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: filthy set

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: dashing theatre sandwich

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Diverse business firm famous landscape painting

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: yellow bateful idiot marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Infuriating Umber Shrine Volcanic Crater

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: buff trailer park mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630451)