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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Aphrodisiac State
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
chrome famous landscape painting rehab
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Free-loading clown hairy legs
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
chrome famous landscape painting rehab
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Free-loading clown hairy legs
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/05/24
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Free-loading clown hairy legs
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Aphrodisiac State
  05/05/24
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chrome famous landscape painting rehab
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
zippy light liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
aromatic fluffy bawdyhouse
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Aphrodisiac State
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
gold pea-brained base boistinker
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Talking buff tattoo library
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
gold pea-brained base boistinker
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
marvelous saffron meetinghouse
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
gold pea-brained base boistinker
  05/06/24
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stubborn coldplay fan mediation
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
vigorous ivory hell quadroon
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
cracking blathering potus ticket booth
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Medicated Karate
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Greedy sepia kitchen codepig
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
gold pea-brained base boistinker
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Disrespectful dead place of business theater
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
chrome famous landscape painting rehab
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
cracking blathering potus ticket booth
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Brass Dilemma
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
cracking blathering potus ticket booth
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
cracking blathering potus ticket booth
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Aphrodisiac State
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
hairraiser sex offender ceo
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: chrome famous landscape painting rehab

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Free-loading clown hairy legs

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: chrome famous landscape painting rehab

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Free-loading clown hairy legs

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Free-loading clown hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: chrome famous landscape painting rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: zippy light liquid oxygen

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: aromatic fluffy bawdyhouse

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: gold pea-brained base boistinker

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Talking buff tattoo library

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: gold pea-brained base boistinker

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: marvelous saffron meetinghouse

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: gold pea-brained base boistinker

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: stubborn coldplay fan mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: vigorous ivory hell quadroon

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: cracking blathering potus ticket booth

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Medicated Karate

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Greedy sepia kitchen codepig

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: gold pea-brained base boistinker

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Pearly bat-shit-crazy background story resort

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful dead place of business theater

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: chrome famous landscape painting rehab

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: cracking blathering potus ticket booth

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Brass Dilemma

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: cracking blathering potus ticket booth

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: cracking blathering potus ticket booth

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: hairraiser sex offender ceo

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Stimulating salmon parlour affirmative action

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)