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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
exhilarant immigrant
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
hairless idiot
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
lascivious dark digit ratio
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
hairless idiot
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
lascivious dark digit ratio
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/05/24
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lascivious dark digit ratio
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
exhilarant immigrant
  05/05/24
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hairless idiot
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Snowy Jewess Trump Supporter
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
submissive kink-friendly double fault
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
exhilarant immigrant
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Canary bearded idea he suggested
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
racy emerald box office
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Pale Exciting Corner Nowag
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
racy emerald box office
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Sable razzle-dazzle base therapy
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
racy emerald box office
  05/06/24
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Excitant hairy legs
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Abnormal cerebral mexican
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Canary bearded idea he suggested
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
charismatic crusty newt hospital
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Brilliant Stirring Feces
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
demanding nibblets
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
racy emerald box office
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Canary bearded idea he suggested
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
khaki spot
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
hairless idiot
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
charismatic crusty newt hospital
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
adventurous sound barrier pocket flask
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
charismatic crusty newt hospital
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
charismatic crusty newt hospital
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
exhilarant immigrant
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
mildly autistic station
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Lime chest-beating volcanic crater
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: exhilarant immigrant

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: hairless idiot

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: lascivious dark digit ratio

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: hairless idiot

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: lascivious dark digit ratio

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: lascivious dark digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: exhilarant immigrant

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: hairless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Snowy Jewess Trump Supporter

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: submissive kink-friendly double fault

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: exhilarant immigrant

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Canary bearded idea he suggested

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: racy emerald box office

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Pale Exciting Corner Nowag

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: racy emerald box office

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Sable razzle-dazzle base therapy

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: racy emerald box office

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Excitant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Abnormal cerebral mexican

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Canary bearded idea he suggested

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: charismatic crusty newt hospital

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Stirring Feces

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: demanding nibblets

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: racy emerald box office

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Canary bearded idea he suggested

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: khaki spot

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: hairless idiot

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: charismatic crusty newt hospital

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: adventurous sound barrier pocket flask

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: charismatic crusty newt hospital

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: charismatic crusty newt hospital

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: exhilarant immigrant

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic station

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Lime chest-beating volcanic crater

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)