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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
carmine stage azn
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
saffron wrinkle corner
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Brass cumskin spot
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
saffron wrinkle corner
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Brass cumskin spot
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/05/24
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Brass cumskin spot
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
carmine stage azn
  05/05/24
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saffron wrinkle corner
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
cheese-eating cracking state philosopher-king
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
frum soul-stirring old irish cottage trust fund
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
carmine stage azn
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
citrine native rigor
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
harsh business firm
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
electric sable space
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
harsh business firm
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Plum disrespectful quadroon station
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
harsh business firm
  05/06/24
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Titillating Naked Office Crotch
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Chestnut judgmental area
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
citrine native rigor
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
clear maniacal crackhouse
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Buck-toothed ceo
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
copper anal casino
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
harsh business firm
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
citrine native rigor
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
provocative garrison
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
saffron wrinkle corner
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
clear maniacal crackhouse
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Topaz glittery lodge
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
clear maniacal crackhouse
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
clear maniacal crackhouse
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
carmine stage azn
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
At-the-ready Pit
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
contagious pale menage useless brakes
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: carmine stage azn

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: saffron wrinkle corner

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Brass cumskin spot

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: saffron wrinkle corner

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Brass cumskin spot

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Brass cumskin spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: carmine stage azn

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: saffron wrinkle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: cheese-eating cracking state philosopher-king

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: frum soul-stirring old irish cottage trust fund

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: carmine stage azn

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: citrine native rigor

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: harsh business firm

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: electric sable space

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: harsh business firm

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Plum disrespectful quadroon station

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: harsh business firm

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Titillating Naked Office Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Chestnut judgmental area

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: citrine native rigor

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: clear maniacal crackhouse

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ceo

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: copper anal casino

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: harsh business firm

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: citrine native rigor

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: provocative garrison

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: saffron wrinkle corner

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: clear maniacal crackhouse

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Topaz glittery lodge

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: clear maniacal crackhouse

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: clear maniacal crackhouse

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: carmine stage azn

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pit

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: contagious pale menage useless brakes

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)