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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
vivacious abode international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
marvelous insanely creepy kitty
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
diverse field
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
marvelous insanely creepy kitty
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
diverse field
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
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  05/05/24
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diverse field
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
vivacious abode international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
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marvelous insanely creepy kitty
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
opaque cracking tank
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Metal cordovan market
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
vivacious abode international law enforcement agency
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Sooty kitchen
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
trip reading party
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Sooty kitchen
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
geriatric hall
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Sooty kitchen
  05/06/24
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slate affirmative action
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Frozen stubborn temple
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Odious well-lubricated stag film
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Poppy travel guidebook goal in life
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Self-centered Razzle Native
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Sooty kitchen
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Ruby galvanic fortuitous meteor rehab
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
marvelous insanely creepy kitty
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Odious well-lubricated stag film
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
fiercely-loyal hairy legs faggotry
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Odious well-lubricated stag film
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
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  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Odious well-lubricated stag film
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
vivacious abode international law enforcement agency
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Deep dun public bath
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
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  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: vivacious abode international law enforcement agency

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: marvelous insanely creepy kitty

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: diverse field

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: marvelous insanely creepy kitty

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: diverse field

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: diverse field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: vivacious abode international law enforcement agency

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: marvelous insanely creepy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: opaque cracking tank

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Metal cordovan market

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: vivacious abode international law enforcement agency

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: trip reading party

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: geriatric hall

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: slate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Frozen stubborn temple

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Odious well-lubricated stag film

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Poppy travel guidebook goal in life

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Self-centered Razzle Native

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: bearded self-absorbed ratface brethren

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Ruby galvanic fortuitous meteor rehab

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: marvelous insanely creepy kitty

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Odious well-lubricated stag film

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hairy legs faggotry

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Odious well-lubricated stag film

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Odious well-lubricated stag film

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious abode international law enforcement agency

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Deep dun public bath

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal personal credit line

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)