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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Magical thriller trump supporter hell
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Trip Boltzmann
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
violent exhilarant international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Magical thriller trump supporter hell
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Razzmatazz coldplay fan
  05/10/24
No
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
clear rough-skinned psychic
  05/10/24
180
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Grizzly really tough guy area
  05/10/24
180
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
bateful orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
zombie-like silver messiness
  05/10/24
180
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
bateful orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Lemon tripping parlour gunner
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
impressive titillating lodge
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
infuriating filthpig weed whacker
  05/12/24
...
Magical thriller trump supporter hell
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Topaz love of her life
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
contagious know-it-all sweet tailpipe
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
learning disabled cracking box office
  05/10/24
...
High-end Offensive Business Firm Coffee Pot
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
slap-happy pit
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Grizzly really tough guy area
  05/10/24
180
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
flesh dilemma gaping
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
cerebral gas station
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
learning disabled cracking box office
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Haunting vivacious theatre
  05/10/24
...
Sepia hospital mother
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
ruddy genital piercing
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
sienna pervert
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
cordovan adulterous queen of the night house
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
clear rough-skinned psychic
  05/10/24
...
flushed up-to-no-good elastic band kitty
  05/10/24
...
Garnet gaped indian lodge persian
  05/10/24
...
learning disabled cracking box office
  05/11/24
Kike!
Drab Cuck Becky
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Razzmatazz coldplay fan
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Lascivious Hissy Fit Boiling Water
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Curious Heaven Alpha
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Swashbuckling Office Sex Offender
  05/10/24
...
Topaz love of her life
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Aggressive fortuitous meteor
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Twisted provocative toaster
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Curious Heaven Alpha
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Vibrant yellow rigor candlestick maker
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Curious Heaven Alpha
  05/12/24
probably no one
Magical thriller trump supporter hell
  05/12/24
...
Garnet gaped indian lodge persian
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
histrionic faggotry
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
beady-eyed nighttime trailer park
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Curious Heaven Alpha
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
cerebral gas station
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
beady-eyed nighttime trailer park
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
cerebral gas station
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
bronze locus
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Amethyst galvanic striped hyena stead
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
cerebral gas station
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
infuriating filthpig weed whacker
  05/12/24
...
histrionic faggotry
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Magical thriller trump supporter hell

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Trip Boltzmann

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: violent exhilarant international law enforcement agency

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Magical thriller trump supporter hell

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz coldplay fan

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: clear rough-skinned psychic

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Grizzly really tough guy area

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: bateful orchestra pit haunted graveyard

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: zombie-like silver messiness

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: bateful orchestra pit haunted graveyard

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Lemon tripping parlour gunner

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: impressive titillating lodge

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: infuriating filthpig weed whacker

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Magical thriller trump supporter hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Topaz love of her life

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: contagious know-it-all sweet tailpipe

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: learning disabled cracking box office

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: High-end Offensive Business Firm Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: slap-happy pit

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Grizzly really tough guy area

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: flesh dilemma gaping

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: cerebral gas station

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: learning disabled cracking box office

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Haunting vivacious theatre

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Sepia hospital mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: ruddy genital piercing

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: sienna pervert

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: cordovan adulterous queen of the night house

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: clear rough-skinned psychic

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: flushed up-to-no-good elastic band kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Garnet gaped indian lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: learning disabled cracking box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Becky

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coldplay fan

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Lascivious Hissy Fit Boiling Water

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Curious Heaven Alpha

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Office Sex Offender

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Topaz love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Aggressive fortuitous meteor

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Twisted provocative toaster

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Curious Heaven Alpha

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Vibrant yellow rigor candlestick maker

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Curious Heaven Alpha

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Magical thriller trump supporter hell

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Garnet gaped indian lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: histrionic faggotry

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime trailer park

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Curious Heaven Alpha

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: cerebral gas station

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime trailer park

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: cerebral gas station

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: bronze locus

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Amethyst galvanic striped hyena stead

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: cerebral gas station

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: infuriating filthpig weed whacker

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: histrionic faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)