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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Sp here. That little fucker will NEVER cooperate with the police. He knows I’l |
12/23/25 |
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Where are the 80 IQ retards who claimed tariffs were a bad idea? |
12/23/25 |
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Heavens made a cesspool of us all |
12/23/25 |
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New smurfing allegations against Mark Kelly |
12/23/25 |
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Debauched sex over lunch break with feral divorcee. Not that fun. |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried" |
12/23/25 |
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Merry Christmas. Fuck Joe Paterno. |
12/23/25 |
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if the village people had a soldier, he would look like vance (link) |
12/23/25 |
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“Blame Biden” mutters Trump, as he lowers America into a pit of Jewish filth |
12/23/25 |
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Do most “genocides” result in 95% of the population being left alive? |
12/23/25 |
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XO talks about smelly pussy, but it doesn't DO anything about it |
12/23/25 |
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There’s no way all this consumption is sustainable |
12/23/25 |
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SP here, just bought shiny chrome spinner wheels for my Taurus |
12/23/25 |
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“Hun, SiL stands for securitized interparty loan. It’s just a bort conventio |
12/23/25 |
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Brooks Koepka joins LIV. PGA Tour is gonna die (link) |
12/23/25 |
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Reminder: adeste fideles (no jews allowed itt [especially you, bloodacre]) |
12/23/25 |
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my life is "the one that got away" |
12/23/25 |
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Do more kids die from dogs than school shootings? |
12/23/25 |
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2013 resolution is to move to low-cost of living state |
12/23/25 |
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Hypo: $10 million if ur wife makes one NBA 3-pt on 50 attempts. If all miss |
12/23/25 |
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Stock bros, go all in on ASML, RKLB or TSMC? |
12/23/25 |
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Toledo REFUSES to quit vs Louisville in the Boca Bowl |
12/23/25 |
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Elite golden Aaron Retrievers speaks out: I really, really like Homeward Bound |
12/23/25 |
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Birdshit gets absolutely destroyed by Chinese lady |
12/23/25 |
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The CEO of Nvidia should be forced to run for popular election every 2 years |
12/23/25 |
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Played with a Mac Studio with a M2 Pro and 5K monitor just now. It kinda sucks |
12/23/25 |
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Resolved: “Diaper Hard” is a Christmas movie |
12/23/25 |
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ur wife on Xmas holding printout: “ stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking m |
12/23/25 |
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My great-great grandfather married his SiL after wife died |
12/23/25 |
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Julia and TBF prove importance of poasting with Punjabi Princess Jasmines |
12/23/25 |
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hypo: how much money would you need to trade lives with spaceporn? |
12/23/25 |
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Gordon Freeman on a seaplane to Gabe Newell's yacht w pitch for Half Life Alyx 2 |
12/23/25 |
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Jameela Jamil holding 2 iPhones, one logged in as TBF, one as Tommy T (link) |
12/23/25 |
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Truth is crazier than fiction: To be fair tp is someone’s seductive ABCD SiL |
12/23/25 |
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The racism will continue until the smoke alarm batteries are changed |
12/23/25 |
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Doobs cage dancing in a reindeer thong at Halford's Xmas party |
12/23/25 |
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Peterman wearing reindeer antlers as trucker mercilessly ejaculates into him |
12/23/25 |
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When is JD going to dump Usha and start openly banging Erika Kirk? |
12/23/25 |
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CECOT segment CBS pulled leaked (link) |
12/23/25 |
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It's hilarious how everyone is afraid to say "Diaper Island" |
12/23/25 |
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How long until this is a movie? - link |
12/23/25 |
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SIL rubs cold hands under your shirt to "steal your warmth" |
12/23/25 |
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i fart out condoms more often than is considered normal. |
12/23/25 |
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imagine "nerd culture" in the 1980s: Monty Python, Weird Al, Commodore 64 |
12/23/25 |
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SIL doing a trust fall off the ladder while you're holding it |
12/23/25 |
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T.I. - Rubber Band Man plays as mig buys kratom from ricky's "connect" |
12/23/25 |
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Rap music is a public nuisance |
12/23/25 |
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Trump straight up murdered Epstein to protect himself |
12/23/25 |
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A Christmas Tradition unlike any other - benzo locked up again |
12/23/25 |
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New h1b system in 2027 |
12/23/25 |
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TT should murder suicide Stalin tp |
12/23/25 |
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Who is Sartre? ur wife demands. Why are you “cumming” in a loan acronym? |
12/23/25 |
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"Clitsmas party" at the Japanese lesbian bar |
12/23/25 |
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Constance Wu tapped for lead in Sandra Oh biopic. (Sandra Oh rejected) |
12/23/25 |
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Be right there babe, just have to return Emilio’s blank bump |
12/23/25 |
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Sartre’s No Exit but it’s u cumming in ur SiL on xmas night while wife sleep |
12/23/25 |
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my theory of niggerthreads is as follows |
12/23/25 |
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200 post thread with 58 Emilio blank bumps are 18000000 |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. I treat the Kid the same way I wanted to be treated as a boy. |
12/23/25 |
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List of Posters who can pass for Gen Z even in their forties |
12/23/25 |
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spending all day drunk while listening to ww2 tank podcasts tp |
12/23/25 |
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Elaine is an extremely underrated ABBA song |
12/23/25 |
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i’m glad that Jews control most of my life. 🙂 |
12/23/25 |
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“Auntie got a package! Auntie got a package! 😅 |
12/23/25 |
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Emroch and Kidlove, worldwide experts in beclowning |
12/23/25 |
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house is quiet. SIL sneaks 3 bottles of wine into the den. wakes you. |
12/23/25 |
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Trump to start seizing pay of student loan borrowers in January |
12/23/25 |
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SIL gets you to wrestle after much protesting, ends up scissoring your head |
12/23/25 |
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Ernest, a Jewish autistic demiromantic queer fat trans man submissive |
12/23/25 |
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Imagine post nut clarity and dread after fucking SiL for first time |
12/23/25 |
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Take a moment today: The Christ is close to being born. The Light is on the way |
12/23/25 |
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Nigger cums in happy meal gives two kids HIV |
12/23/25 |
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Top 5 XO Stories / Moments Of The Year |
12/23/25 |
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A little something for your holiday time off ITT |
12/23/25 |
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"911? Yes I'm being robbed... no it's my Base of Operations" |
12/23/25 |
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🎄 |
12/23/25 |
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hyper SIL doing a cannonball on your lap |
12/23/25 |
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Well, what are we going to do? asks ur SiL. Yeah, what are we gonna do, u reply. |
12/23/25 |
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Just deport all Indians |
12/23/25 |
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It’s incredible how quickly Americans grew to hate Indians |
12/23/25 |
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Why do LOW IQs have such a hard time understanding race is a construct? |
12/23/25 |
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any solos calculated their marketing Customer Acquisition Costs? |
12/23/25 |
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"LMAO my heterosexual husband is dead" (eriKKKa kirk) |
12/23/25 |
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I just want to fuck one juggalette before I die. Is it too much to ask? |
12/23/25 |
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International Jewry has crossed the line |
12/23/25 |
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It's two days before Christmas and most of XO is losers posting about politics |
12/23/25 |
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Think my sister in law may have gotten implants. Judge for yourselves (pic) |
12/23/25 |
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Just realized nobody would give a fuck if I died tomorrow |
12/23/25 |
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i want to spend all of 2026 shooting shitpits and their nig owners in the face |
12/23/25 |
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Erika Kirk giggling while Nicki Minaj calls JD Vance an "assassin" (link) |
12/23/25 |
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180 part about God is that he kills off every piece of shit human eventually |
12/23/25 |
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NSAM do they do anything special for Christmas in the looney bin? |
12/23/25 |
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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips? |
12/23/25 |
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Rate this japanese girl that studied abroad in USA |
12/23/25 |
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Avatar 3 was a Triumph. |
12/23/25 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
12/23/25 |
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I think 1992-1995 was peak America |
12/23/25 |
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*washed up megapoasters glaring at MPM coverage on Applebee's bar TV* |
12/23/25 |
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What’s my little restricted guy up to today? |
12/23/25 |
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Imagine if SP made more than you, had a wife and family. How mad would u be? |
12/23/25 |
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BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT |
12/23/25 |
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No one will attend my funeral and it will be a big PITA for my family |
12/23/25 |
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18 Democrat AGs sue over 100k H-1B fee |
12/23/25 |
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Remember when TMF bitched out Box for not "adopting" a hedgehog? |
12/23/25 |
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Can POTUS still issue letters of marque? |
12/23/25 |
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One shot at existence and u were a cog in a kike casino nightmare machine |
12/23/25 |
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Friendly reminder all Dem “victories” in elections are 100% from illegals/fr |
12/23/25 |
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“Gunther Eagleman” has $10/day Filipino interns scraping XO for content |
12/23/25 |
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"We all want AZNpussy, but sometimes you get the Other Kind" -JD Vance |
12/23/25 |
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Just chopped off my leg and ate it like a drumstick |
12/23/25 |
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Venus and Serena Williams both married white men |
12/23/25 |
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Guiyang, the 29th Biggest City in China, is mostly SLUMS |
12/23/25 |
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Bald and Bankrupt proves TT right about ChyNa |
12/23/25 |
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*Walks into partner meeting* "What is this, a party for prostitutes?" |
12/23/25 |
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Still thinking about the video of the lady on fire in the subway |
12/23/25 |
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JCM strip down to nothing but a santa hat and sit on my lap while we play Civ |
12/23/25 |
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I'm going on a date with Lucy Yuan |
12/23/25 |
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"Not a home," the man said, teary-eyed, "but a base of operations." |
12/23/25 |
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"i would've CRUSHED the wonderlic at the draft," thought the 52 year old gay man |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. I got away with it in 2025 and I’ll keep getting away with it in 202 |
12/23/25 |
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my buddy exclusively dates blonde asian girls |
12/23/25 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
12/23/25 |
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Rachmiel plans to introduce the MPM Cup in 2026 - in-season poasting tournament |
12/23/25 |
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So it turns out North Korea is actually 180 and ppl are happier there |
12/23/25 |
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Hit the road, Lakh, and don't you come back no Crore no Crore no Crore no Crore |
12/23/25 |
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russians now using horses to attack Ukrainain positions (video) |
12/23/25 |
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TT you should take Dang from Family Mart traveling with you |
12/23/25 |
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Let's each list our five favorite Bowen Yang sketches on SNL |
12/23/25 |
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Paid off my student loans literally just right now. |
12/23/25 |
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"hey kid, catch" Mean Joe Green throws used GJR condom onto BP's head |
12/23/25 |
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This is pretty much what I look like IRL: |
12/23/25 |
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BP excited that he is #78 in line in the 79 man GJR bukkake |
12/23/25 |
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🎵 I'll be not at home but a base of operations for Christmas 🎵 |
12/23/25 |
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"Everyone's got a plan until they get fucked in the ass" (Peterman 2 runaway tee |
12/23/25 |
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BREAKING: TSINAH agrees to compensation for MPM snub (two cans of turkey chili) |
12/23/25 |
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what is "base of operations" meme? is it xo-only or on the rest of interwebs? |
12/23/25 |
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20 lakh mpm votes missing 👀 |
12/23/25 |
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An 8th? Bro it’s the 23rd |
12/23/25 |
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USC cancels ND series, ND replaces them with BYU in '26-'27: |
12/23/25 |
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"Sir, can you remove the Santa hat please? *pause* "Sir, you are bald." |
12/23/25 |
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Russell Brand charged with rape |
12/23/25 |
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Russell Brand charged with grape |
12/23/25 |
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The real pedophile was the Trump we elected along the way |
12/23/25 |
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Polymarket MPM odds (link) |
12/23/25 |
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what happened to Candy Ride tp and his MPC crew? |
12/23/25 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
12/23/25 |
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*Peterman requests inflatable ring from waitress at Flying J* "Tough shift hun?" |
12/23/25 |
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What tf is going on in the MPM thread? |
12/23/25 |
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Hunter: not even sure I'm a Democrat anymore |
12/23/25 |
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I still think about laid off Yale lawyer who killed self and his OOO email |
12/23/25 |
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