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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Shrew GF: "you're ok but Chad was bigger" 2nd cuz: "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER |
10/23/25 |
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Are you supposed to plan for future or live every day like it's your last? |
10/23/25 |
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shrew gf: conscious uncoupling. 2nd cousin: unconscious coupling |
10/23/25 |
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Fremen 2nd Cousin: Smiles when Harkonnen Dies / Shrew GF: Cottage Cheese Thighs |
10/23/25 |
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ITT: pics of the interior of the TRUMP / Qatar 747 (pics) |
10/23/25 |
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The average American is far poorer than any of us can understand |
10/23/25 |
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SPAGHETTI SICKO BUSTED: RICHMOND LAWYER’S TWISTED TALE UNRAVELS (NY Post) |
10/23/25 |
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2nd Cousin: Want to see my bedroom? / ShrewGF: Do NOT go in that bathroom! |
10/23/25 |
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2nd Cousin: "Did Pocahontas wear a top?" ShrewGF: Hillary costum |
10/23/25 |
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LJL at Baldmo Kike Stephen Miller going after American Hero Robert DeNiro |
10/23/25 |
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is it true that spaceporn dresses like ali g? |
10/23/25 |
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Elon needs to make Button on X that blocks Birdshits Bitching abt Jeets |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: fake ID, Shrew gf: faked IUD |
10/23/25 |
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I'm going to develop a nootropic based on weed |
10/23/25 |
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BYND is MEMEing again |
10/23/25 |
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NBA players and coaches getting hauled in by the buttload rn for GAMBLING |
10/23/25 |
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Trump’s only wins are when Dems own-goaled by running women |
10/23/25 |
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Everyone here agrees the 2020 election was fraudulent, right? |
10/23/25 |
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Wife's F500 Co: Our 2026 Premiums For High Ded Plan = $3300/yr |
10/23/25 |
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It do be lookin like that, Mr. Spaceporn |
10/23/25 |
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The President is married to a Whore, the Vice President is married to a Turd |
10/23/25 |
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What year did everyone become so miserable? |
10/23/25 |
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“the great men went online and never returned” (history book - 2080) |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: "Wanna fuck? Just holla!" Shrew gf: "How dare they silence Kamala!" |
10/23/25 |
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asian ahegao gf |
10/23/25 |
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would you say xoxo is more about bon mots or trenchant insights |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: "no strings" ; shrew gf: "no kings" |
10/23/25 |
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Wife said I can try out dick if I want to, can’t tell if she’s serious |
10/23/25 |
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Thoughts on this WGWAG couple? |
10/23/25 |
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Fremen 2nd Cousin: Willing concubine; Shrew GF: Chilling box of wine |
10/23/25 |
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i renounce wgwag. agwag agwag agwag |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: “I give great dome ;)” Shrew gf: “Stay the fuck home!” |
10/23/25 |
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Why are women humorless, discuss |
10/23/25 |
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Ixian 2nd Cousin: builds you sexual thinking machine /Shrew GF: perpetually mean |
10/23/25 |
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2nd Cousin: "I caught another pokemon!" | Shrew GF: "I caught another pokemon!" |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz- your boss is a fat dyke! / ShrewGF- don’t call her a raging kike! |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: “I love doggystyle!” Shrew GF: “Me too.” |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: giggles Back seat of your car? / Shrew GF: Blow the Shofar! |
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Shrew GF: Eww, that's demeaning. Freeman 2nd Cuz: We must preserve ALL liquid |
10/23/25 |
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Australian here taking ?s. I live on the Gold Coast (aka paradise) |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: wearing nothing but a smile / ShrewGF: drafting motions for trial |
10/23/25 |
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Fremen 2nd Cousin: Gives you Water of Life / Shrew GF: #LivingMyBestLife! |
10/23/25 |
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Japan is the most popular place to get the chaebong hyung tattoo removed |
10/23/25 |
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world is so horrible now its just jews looting the polity & automated AI triage |
10/23/25 |
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Everything is gouged 1000% but barebones with no service |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: "sticky buns?" ur shrew gf: "he's gluten-free" |
10/23/25 |
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Sydney Sweeney seen with Angry Video Game Nerd in Ibiza (Daily Mail) |
10/23/25 |
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i am out of the office in search of the numinous |
10/23/25 |
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XO seems to have lost its enthusiasm for bon mots and badinage over the years |
10/23/25 |
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re: your delightfully wry bon mots last night |
10/23/25 |
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Any1 got any witty bon mots for the weekend's cocktail parties? |
10/23/25 |
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scribbly mouse i thought of a bon mot for your twitter |
10/23/25 |
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I love reading the NEW YAWK Times, so many delightfully wry bon mots |
10/23/25 |
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*types 'Nigger' on internet in 2006* OH WHAT A TRENCHANT BON MOT |
10/23/25 |
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432 Park Ave. apartment building in Manhattan is falling apart: |
10/23/25 |
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ur shrew gf fuming about that slut 2nd cousin of yours |
10/23/25 |
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When will Trump just go full blown DICTATOR? |
10/23/25 |
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Do Latin kings or ms13 take litigators |
10/23/25 |
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Shrew gf: Makes Christmas unpleasant. 2nd cousin: "This year you're my present. |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: Wholesome. Shrew GF: Some hole |
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2ndCuz "Rooms so big I can really squeal" Wife "Buy new appliances made of steel |
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2nd cousin: Wanna taste my juices? ;) Shrew gf: Her arm had bruises! |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: Thong panty; Shrew GF: I'm her auntie! |
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2nd cousin: Pussy drips sweet honey. Shrew gf: We need to talk about money. |
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2nd cousin: Let's pretend it's rape :) Shrew gf: They were defaced with tape! |
10/23/25 |
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Trump admin is currently outperforming every hedge fund in the world |
10/23/25 |
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How Do Solo Docs Make Any Money? Our Ped Has Nurse, Receptionist & Biller |
10/23/25 |
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2nd Cuz: Cmon here lemme deepthroat; Shrew Gf: Read my bon mots! |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: my hollister panties; shrew gf: my Holocaust aunties! |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: *no gag reflex* Shrew GF: *wellbutrin side effects* |
10/23/25 |
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Shrew gf: I gave my cousin head. 2nd cousin: I gave my cousin head, tee hee |
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Guild navigator 2nd cousin: Folds space; Shrew GF: Needs space |
10/23/25 |
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"shams charania" is a disaster on camera |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: TikTok; Shrew GF: Tick tock |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz crystal: "My friend is glass-blown!" shrew crystal: "I'm lab-grown |
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Trump just pardoned a fellow crypto scammer |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: into crypto. Shrew gf: is a klepto |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: "Does your shrew gf suspect us?" Shrew gf: "ARE YOU FUCKING YOUR 2ND CO |
10/23/25 |
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shrew gf: i have a flat body, 2nd cuz: we live on a flat body |
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2nd cuz crystal: "I wanna bone ya" shrew gf crystal: cubic zirconia |
10/23/25 |
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Disney 'superfan' KILLSELF at NOTORIUS suicide spot in Disney World |
10/23/25 |
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10,000 2nd cuz/shrew gf poasts being sold as NFTs on MagicEden |
10/23/25 |
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Mamdani Derangement Syndrome |
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Shrew GF: Is this stuffing vegan? 2nd cuz: *giggles* My name's Meghan. |
10/23/25 |
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AIPAC sure does seem fond of Trump |
10/23/25 |
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Started typing 2nd cuz thread title. Phone auto-filled 3 from past years. |
10/23/25 |
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Chauncey Billups (HC Trailblazers) & Terry Rozier Arrested By FBI 4 Gambling |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: "Sssh, they'll hear." Shrew GF: "Death's always near" |
10/23/25 |
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/ob sessed/is-he-the-man-who-saves-t he-world/ |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: Let's go get shots ;) Shrew gf: Let's go get shots |
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2nd cuz: “Ohmigod! Fuck me!” Shrew gf: “Omicron! We’re fucked!” |
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Shrew GF: AOC was nearly raped, 2nd Cuz: I want to do more of this taped |
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Shrew GF We need domestic surveillance 2nd Cuz I havent showed u all my talents |
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Shrew Gf: We never got a 1/6 commission 2nd Cuz: I love to be in your submission |
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2nd cuz: Learns to swallow; Speech Pathologist GF: "You'll relearn to swallow" |
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Shrew Gf: Attack on Democracy! 2nd Cuz: I need you on top of me |
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Shrew GF: 1/6 is this generations 9/11 2nd Cuz: I have a very naughty confession |
10/23/25 |
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Why do democrats hate big beautiful ball(room)s? |
10/23/25 |
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Shrew Gf: The capital is sacred! 2nd Cuz: You want me in lingerie or naked? |
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Illinois GOP gubernatorial candidate’s family killed in helicopter crash |
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Japanese 2nd cuz: ungh... kimochi ii~~ Shrew gf: ungh... Zelenskyy~~ |
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2nd cuz: It's either Denver or Austin. Shrew GF: NYC or you're done here |
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Bitch Bois "The West must fall", 2nd Cuz: "Are my C breasts too small?" |
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2nd cuz: fuck me now not later! shrew GF: I'm waiting 4 the intimacy coordinator |
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2nd Cuz: "it's just a pile of shoes!" Shrew Wife: Constantly hitting snooze |
10/23/25 |
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wouldn't mind shitting on a nigger |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cuz: “Fuck all Jews!” Fizzkidd: No azn pussy for you |
10/23/25 |
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dealing with home improvement salesmen is always a frustrating experience |
10/23/25 |
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Holy fuck: Asian enrollment at Harvard rises to 41% |
10/23/25 |
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How soon until civil war in Europe? |
10/23/25 |
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is it prole to wear a ski jacket as a regular jacket? |
10/23/25 |
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"no video games" (lost Lana del Rey song abt Xbox) |
10/23/25 |
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stopped copping morning wood, 0 sex drive |
10/23/25 |
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Kash just arrested Chauncey Billups lol |
10/23/25 |
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how many white players have dropped football right before running into endzone? |
10/23/25 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
10/23/25 |
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Fremen 2nd Cousin: Learns the weirding way; Shrew GF: Says you're weird and gay |
10/23/25 |
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askav making an ahegao face as dozens of poasters bump an old thread he made |
10/23/25 |
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Lol at the utter pwnage setting in for everyone who doubted Trump’s tariffs |
10/23/25 |
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highly suspicious that trump "lost" when i really wanted him to win |
10/23/25 |
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is the way this girl is fanning herself appropriate? |
10/23/25 |
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Fremen 2nd Cousin: Naughty knife game / Shrew GF: Browbeating you into shame |
10/23/25 |
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whatever happened to that brother who was banging that 24 year old smoke show? |
10/23/25 |
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If all Boomers had the integrity of Bill Watterson modernity would be 180... |
10/23/25 |
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You were born in the 1900s lmao |
10/23/25 |
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Rosalina is Nintendo’s most inspired sub-creation IMO. |
10/23/25 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
10/23/25 |
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6 Ukrainians die for every Russian |
10/23/25 |
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finding a stash of ur wife's nude pics from 2002 (she was 17 then btw) |
10/23/25 |
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The soundtrack for Flower circa 2009 playing in my head 24/7/365, tp 🌷 |
10/23/25 |
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Nippon Professional Baseball, I found a workaround to get an Asian Hiking GF |
10/23/25 |
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Paralegal Christian gets no love from CSLG |
10/23/25 |
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Switch 2 October 24 2025 game release Megathread |
10/23/25 |
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I <3 Harmeet Dhillon but she's not an exciting speaker |
10/23/25 |
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Think of the poor boomers who retired at 50 on 130k pensions, PLEASE! |
10/23/25 |
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*shuts laptop, pours nighty night tea, goes to bed with phone* "fuck libs" |
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*wakes up* *rubs eyes* *spoons gf* *whispers in her ear* "nigger" |
10/23/25 |
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Harvard has been spiraling ever since Karlstack took out their president |
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Obama's presidential library is such a hilarious debacle |
10/23/25 |
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Describe and/or rate the smell in the Oval Office here (link) |
10/23/25 |
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Remember what a pure artform online poasting was in the 1990s? |
10/23/25 |
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I'm spending the next year poasting and suggest you do the same (Rachmiel) |
10/23/25 |
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Went online for a decade & fell thru subliminal space to disney's belle epoque: |
10/23/25 |
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Buddy of mine insists ZoZo is superior to XO or Autoadmit |
10/23/25 |
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Sofia Wylie’s golden retriever tp |
10/23/25 |
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For Whom Does the Ratfuck Spin? |
10/23/25 |
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Trump In Israel Last Week. JD & Usha Just Left. Lil Marco Coming Tomorrow. ROFL |
10/23/25 |
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"May every day be another wonderful secret" whispered Trump's Mossad handler |
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World Wide Webpage for bald homosexual lawyers to discuss their autism |
10/23/25 |
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Jesus Goyim: Thoughts On King Charles Praying At Vatican w Pope? (PICS) |
10/23/25 |
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