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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Explain this: Hot 26 y/o GOP staffer gets severely mutilated to stage hoax |
11/20/25 |
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Every pizza I order is a pepperoni lover's, even if it has no pepperoni, because |
11/20/25 |
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no mom, luis drives the car shirtless, Ricky hangs out the window shirtless |
11/20/25 |
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"Hidden corner of the internet where 39yo lawyers share Joanna Gaines fantasies |
11/20/25 |
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"im gonna get so much attention for this" (erika before charlie hit the ground) |
11/20/25 |
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BLACKED FRIDAY |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: Poetic and whimsical "biz idea" threads on law school forum at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Rate Nick Fuentes’s twin sister |
11/20/25 |
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I have 827 different monikers in my Autoadmit Rolodex |
11/20/25 |
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YOU'RE OLD: The hot girl at Thanksgiving is your second cousin (once removed) |
11/20/25 |
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reluctantly agreeing to duo with your zoomer gamer gf after having cosplay sex |
11/20/25 |
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Bessent: whiny Americans “don’t know how good they have it” |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: obj 10 mildly mentally-ill zoomer gamer gf, but she calls you unc |
11/20/25 |
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twice she grounder her butthold |
11/20/25 |
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and Becky, he has an oafish 97 accounts, not a chill classy 22 like the |
11/20/25 |
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better song: "come on eileen" or "found out about you"? |
11/20/25 |
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re-reading an old email u sent in 2022, in awe of how perfectly worded it was |
11/20/25 |
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Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: |
11/20/25 |
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just got 4 laugh emojis on a comment i made in work teams chat |
11/20/25 |
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SIM GLITCH: All salads are chef's salad so why is it that one salad is called |
11/20/25 |
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Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? |
11/20/25 |
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You need to be berrymaxxing. You need to be eating berries every day. |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls with tailplugs poking out from under their skirts |
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Kurzweil FAR UNDERESTIMATED AI advancement |
11/20/25 |
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I Travelled To Afghanistan... And Left Within 3 hours |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute shy zoomer girls admiring your (3) vertical monitor setup |
11/20/25 |
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cowgod, why hasnt there been a new elder scrolls game made in the past ten years |
11/20/25 |
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Underdiscussed item of XO lore: The Year of Frozen Monikers |
11/20/25 |
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shrew wife: yells while drinking margaritas, zoomer gamer gf: cosplays as Tifa |
11/20/25 |
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$100k and you could own a tavern, be a local barkeep (link) |
11/20/25 |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
11/20/25 |
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Crypto's done! It's fucked! |
11/20/25 |
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Is CRICKET the most complicated sport? |
11/20/25 |
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What will the LAST POAST on xo ever say? |
11/20/25 |
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🚨FBI raids former Capitol Police officer’s residence in J6 pipe bomb probe |
11/20/25 |
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J6 PIPE bomber has been INDENTIFIED as known right-wing extremist |
11/20/25 |
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Odie says "orange cat bad" in new Garfield strip (link) |
11/20/25 |
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SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! |
11/20/25 |
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Asian Tiger Mom arrested for spanking son with belt for not cleaning up |
11/20/25 |
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Did you "take down" a "suicide girl" in your heyday? |
11/20/25 |
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Just a chill casual 1,000 point swing in 4 hours |
11/20/25 |
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3am: XO discusses boner police 3pm: XO discusses boner pills |
11/20/25 |
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Kamalasexy getting 3k MPM votes @ 3am |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes I wake up from a dead sleep at 3am and just BILL |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only count using Base-12 |
11/20/25 |
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thinking of getting Apple Vision Pro to enhance my poasting |
11/20/25 |
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As trump POTUSY continues to crumble, wanted to check in on Greenland takeover? |
11/20/25 |
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does anyone else use a gaming mouse in biglaw? |
11/20/25 |
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"Juris Doctor" Vance isn't even his name |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes i wish i could "re-poast" other poasters' xo poasts |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring ur glowing mechanical keyboard |
11/20/25 |
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give me some quality "gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring" threads |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: ur wife's lover beats u to death with a crowbar and u go to hell |
11/20/25 |
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Fox News reveals truth - TRUMP more popular than ever (new poll, link) |
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Why JD Vance would lose as Kamala Harris did: The vice presidency |
11/20/25 |
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a band of suicide girls timetravelling from 2005 to bring u back to defeat zuck |
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GOP: no funding for US colleges. But lets give $615 million to Tel Aviv U. |
11/20/25 |
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Thoughts on Nalin Haley turning on his mom? |
11/20/25 |
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Update on the subordinate I slept with |
11/20/25 |
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Keep trying to rig it u fraudd |
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kike hehe |
11/20/25 |
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When BTC $80,000? |
11/20/25 |
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Candy Ride claimed to be "part Polish" 🤔 |
11/20/25 |
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The Allegory of Mr. Candy and Mr. Gunneratt |
11/20/25 |
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Can someone explain why people like watching Twitch/Kick streams? |
11/20/25 |
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So Kimmel is still employed and Kirk is still dead? |
11/20/25 |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
11/20/25 |
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I plan on going to Tokyo and walking around the city at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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RATE these recent txts from various girls im seeing |
11/20/25 |
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Mr. Candy Ride, tear down that wall! |
11/20/25 |
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Mr. candy & Mr. Gunneratttt,! I propose a truce, for the benefit of "XO" |
11/20/25 |
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Bureaucrats or unimaginative scientists want us to believe in the expected |
11/20/25 |
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Cons why are Incels like Ian Cheong Miles upset at this video? |
11/20/25 |
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Anti-Immigration | Economic Socialism | Anti-Isreal |
11/20/25 |
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anyone remember the night before tgiving in college |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: gay pizza parlor called “Pozza” |
11/20/25 |
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bailing your sugarbabies out of jail at 3AM on a Tuesday |
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dad caught me shredding documents at 3AM, told him he was dreaming, go to bed |
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Gonna wake up at 3am and blast Creed in my backyard |
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3am post-punk playlist for the ZoZo on another Sunday nite tp |
11/20/25 |
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baudrillard tp and me talking at 3am in 2013 |
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its 3am i must be lonelier |
11/20/25 |
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*cue ffx main theme while coked out 3am poasters sit in a circle in silence* |
11/20/25 |
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reminder: if wonder years was filmed today, it would be set in 2005 |
11/20/25 |
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Should I work for Indians for $150k more? |
11/20/25 |
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Will SCOTUS reverse the 5th Circuit? |
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Scientists eliminate need for sleep | corps unveil 140 hour work week |
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Thanksgiving except the turkey is a 19lb cockroach |
11/20/25 |
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the whimsical internet-culture based, quasi-hipster girl schtick |
11/20/25 |
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Listen to the MANDOLIN RAIN |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: quantum leap, but u only end up in bodies of other xo poasters |
11/20/25 |
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Looking back, I have lived my life as though I was insane |
11/20/25 |
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The Final Thanksgiving |
11/20/25 |
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Kim Dotcom getting pretty based |
11/20/25 |
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Good Goy Amb Huckabee Has Secret Meeting w Jonathan Pollard |
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The 2nd to the Last Liberal |
11/20/25 |
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Scorching Fifth Circuit dissent - link |
11/20/25 |
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PROJECT DICK tp let’s discuss your moniker |
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Millennial women will cheat on their husband just because he is a gamer |
11/20/25 |
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epstein casually asking u via email what ur "shoe size" is |
11/20/25 |
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HATP, what denomination are you? |
11/20/25 |
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I need to urgently purchase an exit bag. Help me find it. |
11/20/25 |
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So the NVDA earnings 'beat' didn't stop the AI market crash? |
11/20/25 |
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hot teens started laughing when I pulled out my 16' MacBook Pro at the coffee sh |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you an "xo poaster emeritus" ? |
11/20/25 |
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Stocks crashing, exit all exposed positions NOW |
11/20/25 |
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xo is divided into high status (East Asian) and low status (white, Indian, etc) |
11/20/25 |
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Any Jews able to explain this tweet? |
11/20/25 |
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How bad is a 500 blood sugar reading? |
11/20/25 |
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Olivia Rodrigo, skimpy sundress, singing u 90s Cure songs (vid) |
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Shaq explains how he picked a financial advisor |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you "unc" ? |
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Funny Birth Rate discussion NEVER discusses excess TAXES |
11/20/25 |
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Viral "homeless guy that looks like Sean Penn" was actually Sean Penn (link) |
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$86,900 |
11/20/25 |
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5-4 males vs. females SCOTUS decisions are gonna be lol |
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Peterman died the way he lived - his head in a toilet w a butthole full of jizz |
11/20/25 |
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About 20% of Americans are millionaires |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
11/20/25 |
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Minnesota TAXPAYERS are the largest funder of SOMALI terror group |
11/20/25 |
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Virtually all Zoomers are 25% brown |
11/20/25 |
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Vice: Women should be PAID to have relationships with Men |
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Worshipping his dick |
11/20/25 |
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"3B is the orange chicken" (alzabo teaching me how to code) |
11/20/25 |
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Economists are calling Trump's effect on markets an "Orange Swan event" (link) |
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Mets gf: Baal Shem Tov, Pirates gf: takes top off |
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teaching ur kids 21st century history entirely with Marco Rubio Toyota threads |
11/20/25 |
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Ukraine is finished. Eastern front collapsing today: |
11/20/25 |
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hot teens started laughing when I used Autoadmit slang ordering coffee |
11/20/25 |
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I bought a "Mac Mini" and it comes with no cables to actually hook it up. Lol |
11/20/25 |
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Paralegal Mo tried to find common ground with Fuentes. Hilarity ensues. |
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why don't more dating apps add "console" filter, so u can filter out xbox girls |
11/20/25 |
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Caffeinated, vaccinated, and freshly masturbated chick dies 1 month |
11/20/25 |
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karlstack are you going to do a keyu jin expose? |
11/20/25 |
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I'm a Gamer. My hobby is NOT your costume. |
11/20/25 |
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Starting a new crypto to exclusively reverse-track TT market predictions |
11/20/25 |
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Trump says DOGE dividend checks will be mailed out in January (link) |
11/20/25 |
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CRYPTO IS SCREWED |
11/20/25 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
11/20/25 |
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Bruce Hornsby’s stirring ethereal cover of 2Pac’s Changes (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Rate this Bemidji State track girl - pic |
11/20/25 |
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What is with bill ackman humiliating himself daily |
11/20/25 |
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i'm depressed again |
11/20/25 |
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Verizon to add 13,000 new jobs in US |
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My film Train Dreams (2025) opened in theaters today limited release please go |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Trump. My Lambo is blue. |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Black, My Lambo is Blue!!!! |
11/20/25 |
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Last shot will be Jon Snow saying “it was a game of thrones” then soyface |
11/20/25 |
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This woman ICE shot will get a $10 million settlement |
11/20/25 |
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my love language is posting my thoughts online |
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