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Date: March 29th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: nubile lavender elastic band cruise ship
Please sign here if you agree. This shit is just too much. Outting posters and readers, driving informative posters off the board, claiming to have inside access to IP addresses, singling out J. as the one who sent the letters to YLS, getting involved in pissing matches with outside, innocent people to prove some warped twisted point, need I go on?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7839789) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 10:47 PM Author: adventurous business firm
i can in all honesty say i have no idea who J is, and that ive been around since last summer. 30 seconds of looking at my past posts would verify this.
youre just pissed because im bumping the threads that highlighted the fact that you are pensive, you fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840453) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: chancebeating
i went to math camp with mike church a long time ago @ Bowdoin. i am NOT pensive, though. trust me
dude, your fucking ridiculous lies are seriously spiraling out of control.
let me see if i can get this straight.
You're a law school grad who lives in the northeast and somehow, while making a shitload of money, has the free time to spend dozens of hours each week just being a general idiot on this board and doing everything you can to fuck with peoples lives.
You claim to be super tight with rach, to know shit about peoples ip's, to have the ability to out whoever you want, etc etc etc.
The only person you've EVER shown any sort of sympathy for in a thread was pensive, when people were threatening to googlebomb him as the creator of this YLS girl shitstorm. You claimed then that you did that only because you felt back because it wasnt him.
Now, youre claiming that you went to math camp with him long ago, despite the fact that you never mentioned that before.
Dude, fucking admit it. Your shitshow is over. You ARE fucking pensive, and you deserve every bit of shame that gets heaped on you for the shit you did that fucked over the entire board, not to even consider the girls.
http://if-you-havent-noticed-pensive-is-pauliewalnuts.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&mc=87&forum_id=2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840497) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:09 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: chancebeating
if you want to googlebomb the name mike church, it wouldn't hurt me. i wouldnt suffer any consequence beyond guilt. but i'm not going to encourage anyone to do it, because its inaccurate and unfair to mike.
lol X2
remember this post?
Date: March 10th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: chancebeating
Subject: TITCR
both are iq whores with poor social skills. and they write similarly. but pensive still has a unique way of fellating himself and for the most part paulie didnt do that until recently
i dont think theyre the same person
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840614) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:13 PM Author: Out-of-control point
you made that shit up back then. you simply made that up. the original post isn't there.
nice try dooder. thats definitely NOT what i wrote. i said the same thing then as now. i.e., i am NOT pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840642) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:17 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: chancebeating
you made that shit up back then. you simply made that up. the original post isn't there.
nice try dooder. thats definitely NOT what i wrote. i said the same thing then as now. i.e., i am NOT pensive.
Bullshit. You made that second post a few weeks ago when you first got called out in that pw=pensive thread. I just bumped the thread to prove it. Of course, now you're going to run over there and delete that post, but that's exactly what you posted, so don't call me a liar.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840675) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: chancebeating
you are a liar. i went there and the post wasn't even there. so, bullshit.
wtf are you talking about? how are you claiming it doesn't exist, it's right here:
Date: March 10th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: chancebeating
Subject: TITCR
both are iq whores with poor social skills. and they write similarly. but pensive still has a unique way of fellating himself and for the most part paulie didnt do that until recently
i dont think theyre the same person
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7732931)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840716) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: adventurous business firm
he's so fucking insane its kind of scary.
another post where PW refers to himself in the 3rd person, as if he's not both people involved.
Date: March 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: chancebeating
pensive and paulie were/are both effective schticks but as pensive points out, there are enough differences that determining that one is the other is impossible
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7731939)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840761) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:33 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: King of All Blacks
i really doubt mike church even cares about xo anymore. he just got a job as a quant so he hasnt posted in a few weeks
Wait, you mean that someone who ive never seen post before today is arguing on behalf of pensive, on the same thread that he has also argued that pauliewalnuts should not be banned? Wow, that's wholly unexpected and not at all predictable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840772) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:37 PM Author: adventurous business firm
the best part is how when he's responding using his current main moniker, responses come every 30 seconds.
then he disappears for about 10 minutes, and we get 5 new responses from another supposedly unrelated moniker, defending him.
then, he comes back and says "see, that proves it wasnt me."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840806) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:44 PM Author: adventurous business firm
its gotten so ridiculous that i almost cant conceive of any way in which he isnt.
they both show a penchant for lying, using fake monikers, and frantically scrabbling to defend themselves that no normal human being could replicate even if they were trying.
pensive is the only person who pauliewalnuts has ever tried to defend.
they both have the EXACT same posting mechanics - post, immediately delete, then deny existence of material.
theyve gotten tripped up numerous times by posting responses under the wrong logins.
pw now claims that they went to math camp together as kids
wtf. its so fucking crazy that i wish it was a joke, but im thoroughly convinced that pensive/pw was the person responsible for this whole fucking fiasco.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840854) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:47 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: King of All Blacks
who cares? in the end, paulie / pensive wins bc you guys cant do anything about it. i mean, what are you gonna do?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840865)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840878)
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:56 PM Author: adventurous business firm
LOLOLOL
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:55 PM
Author: hitlerhitlerhitler
STFU bitch
So you disappeared for 10 minutes, during which time 2 random monikers defended your honor, and now you reappear with a different name and no explanation for your web of lies.
Gee, its not like i called that or anything.
STFU PENSIVE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840939) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 10:56 PM Author: adventurous business firm
and now you edit out your post claiming that you went to math camp with Mike Church. Awesome.
And even on the 1/1000 chance that you aren't pensive, you're an asshole of epic proportions and a liar to match either way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840505) |
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Date: April 1st, 2007 1:45 AM Author: marvelous stag film
I'm one of the few posters who knows pensive off the board.
I don't think he's Pauliewalnuts, but I don't know. In any case, I'm pretty sure this Bowdoin mathcamp claim is false, and I will ask pensive the next time I see him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7852648) |
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Date: April 1st, 2007 2:00 AM Author: marvelous stag film
I'm not pensive.
I'm from Maine, and pensive says he has never been to that state.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7852742) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: pale travel guidebook
i have no problem with PW. i have a problem with whoever sent the YLS faculty email.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840443) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:47 PM Author: bateful vermilion nursing home
y
who r u?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840884) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:46 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: King of All Blacks
how do you know that's paulie? paulie didnt prove that he was DOWNY! its amazing what paulie can make you guys believe.
i mean u dumbasses think he is pensive. wtf
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)
Wait, you mean that someone who ive never seen post before today is arguing on behalf of pensive, on the same thread that he has also argued that pauliewalnuts should not be banned? Wow, that's wholly unexpected and not at all predictable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840772)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840866) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 10:47 PM Author: chocolate offensive hell kitty cat
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840448) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:28 PM Author: big center
Its a funny thing if GTO is actually protecting the PW poster, because PW is the male version of Madame Cunt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840746) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:32 PM Author: big center
most importantly, the hysterical belief that whatever you are doing is right and important.
also wasting time writing lengthy screeds that are erased 5 minutes later.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840767) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:35 PM Author: adventurous business firm
"also wasting time writing lengthy screeds that are erased 5 minutes later."
Yes. he doesn't get that this repeatedly makes it obvious who he is. Ive never seen a poster who goes through the same pattern so frequently.
1. post absurd and ridiculous shit until sufficient level of attention is gained.
2. when found out, deny with incredibly implausible lies, hastily deleting all your posts as you go
3. if this fails, resort to using 3 or 4 other monikers that youve just created to muddy the water and defend yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840789) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:39 PM Author: adventurous business firm
hahaha yes, he just had a great example of it a couple mins ago:
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: chancebeating
i agree, but of course you can speak more directly about this because you've been involved longer. all i can say is that i respect both of your positions re: not caving everytime someone threatens you. i can't begin to imagine how that's been for 3 years and counting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604353&forum_id=2#7840676)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840819) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:44 PM Author: chocolate offensive hell kitty cat Subject: PSA: Paulie is not Pensive
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840858) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: King of All Blacks
Subject: PSA: Paulie is not Pensive
Paulie's name is Rob Speer.
ORLY?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840888) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:54 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets
pls remove this
this is simply NOT true.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840927) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: adventurous business firm
edited to remove idiocy on my part:
And yes, weve already come to the conclusion that RS is not pauliewalnuts, hes just an innocent random person who pensive/pw decided to throw into the thread in the hopes that it would enable him to get rach to delete the thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841104) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:26 AM Author: adventurous business firm
oh, well thats fine then. my bad, apologies all around.
lol.
pensive still = pw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841128) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:04 AM Author: provocative garrison headpube
My enemies aren't doing well!
LOLZ
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841360) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: adventurous business firm
You mean this Rob Speer?
http://torg.media.mit.edu/rob/index.php/Main_Page
The one at MIT who is into math and also has a penchant for inventing card games?
How might you, a simple poster who I've never seen before, have come across this info?
edit: whose card game is also a "trick-taking game based on elements of bridge"?
hmmm, god, why does that sound familiar....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840899) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: chrome potus
lol pensive/pw has used no less than THREE monikers in this thread alone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840910) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets
WRONG. i have only used 2. this one and the one i've been using (chancebeating)
HTFH, TTTSEF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840920) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: misunderstood nibblets
GTO, Rach... pls remove whatever names are used here. they're not right... dotn want to see anyone defamed.
TYIA!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840937) |
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Date: March 29th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: adventurous business firm
You were the one who posted them under your other moniker, asshole.
Or are you to have us believe that some random poster who I've never seen anywhere other than defending you, somehow went out to the google and found a random math major who likes to create the same sort of card games as you do?
Yea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840950) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:07 AM Author: adventurous business firm
paulie isnt either, paulie is fucking pensive. my point is that paulie/pensive (under one of his other monikers) claimed that paulie was some random mit guy who just so happened to love creating the same type of card game that pensive likes to fuck around with.
hes just dicking around and frantically throwing random shit out there because hes terrified of the fact that it will come out that he was the person responsible for this whole shitfest with YLS. I'd imagine that rep defender, the YLS girls, etc etc would love to know his real name so that they could show their appreciation.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841028) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:13 AM Author: adventurous business firm
i figured out exactly what pensive just did:
herein lies the supposed brilliance of paulie/pensive.
he sees that shit is going very, very, very badly for him on this thread.
he sees that he's about to be outed.
so what does he do?
he goes in under one of his other monikers and posts some random persons name, knowing that people will copy that post.
he then creates a new thread,
http://rachmiel-come-here-dood-paulie.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604427&mc=4&forum_id=2
begging rachmiel to delete the original thread because he "doesn't want that random person defamed"
thus, pw/pensive hopes that the thread will be deleted wholesale, thus erasing the collected evidence of his guilt.
it would be somewhat impressive if he werent so fucking obvious and hamhanded in the way he dealt with it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841052) |
Date: March 29th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: big center
What kind of fucking douchebag sits here talking to himself for 30 minutes, pretending everyone is interested in the identities of PW or pensive or whatever douchebag schtick.
AND THEN deletes his conversations with himself to protect his identity.
jesus man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7840961) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Comical seedy whorehouse
Is PW really pensive? I don't know. I was inclined to think NOT for a long time, since I had a long conversation on IM w/pensive where he periodically also copytexted me the conversation he was having with PW at the same time. Could that have been elaborate, preestablished flame? Possibly, but context suggests otherwise, since PW WAS on IM at the same time, and he was responding in real time, faster than pensive could type shit up, to things I was saying online. I saved a copy of the conversation and may at some point reprint excerpts here.
However, I see the same red flags as everyone else here. It makes me wonder. But I also know that PW would like nothing more than to conflate his own identity w/that of pensive, as a way of diverting attention from himself. There's no reason to believe he wouldn't be smart enough to intentionally adopt the "tics" that lead us to believe he's pensive - false monikers, certain 'giveaway' behaviors, etc. - after all, it's the sort of stuff I would do and HAVE done in the past (on different boards). If you're a crafty person, it's not hard at all.
Ultimately, I still lean towards PW =/= pensive. If I'm wrong, then god have mercy on pensive's soul. If I'm right, then it's just one more reason to hope an angry hobo kicks PW in the nuts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841057) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: adventurous business firm
if you look through this thread and look at
http://rachmiel-come-here-dood-paulie.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604427&mc=4&forum_id=2
you'll see how frantically PW has tried to combat this claim and then, when it failed, how he resorted to using some random guys name as bait in order to get this entire thread deleted.
that doesnt sound like pw is happy to be associated with pensive, it sounds like pw is doing everything he can to avoid it.
and honestly, after all this shit, i wouldnt be surprised by ANYTHING that he did/said.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841075) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:27 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
Not only deeply depressing, but it really shows how incredibly psycho pensive is.
In the end, I wouldn't be surprised, but not only because of the red flags popping up in this thread and others. Remember User File, anyone?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841141) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Lascivious hot sweet tailpipe
You realize he's reading this and cackling at the success of his schtick?
I sort of think that the best thing any of us could do for pensive is to refuse to discuss him or anyone we think is him. Whatever we say, he'll turn it around into something ego-stroking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841155) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
Excellent point, he takes some deep, perverse pleasure when his schticks/threads/flame receive so much attention.
I won't post on the subject anymore, except to implore chancemeeting to post the IM excerpts...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841174) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:35 AM Author: adventurous business firm
the last time he was ignored, he sought out attention so badly that he ended up seriously fucking up peoples lives.
id rather he just fucking left/was held responsible for his actions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841198) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:31 AM Author: adventurous business firm
and pretty fucking crazy to think about.
if its true (which i have no doubt that it is), then it means that pensive was singlehandedly responsible for turning that whole yls thing into a fiasco, for getting google ads pulled, for getting gto and rach into a whole pile of shit, for making this entire place look bad, etc etc etc. He fucked up a lot of things for a lot of people, and now is doing his damndest to hide from it, which i think is fucked up.
And his propensity to use random throwaway monikers on here to defend him makes me wonder how many of the random throwaway monikers who've done terrible shit before (outing people, emailing people, employers, professors, etc etc) were also pensive.
what an insane fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841168) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:38 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
I remember when PW declared himself one of the 'top 15 internet schticks of all time' right behind pensive and 174.
GODDAMMIT it all makes sense now that pw=pensive - same delusions, similar comments, always shifting blame for the stuff he says and does... shit man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841212) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: ivory persian
*signs*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841179) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 12:47 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 13th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: chancebeating
LOLerz. its funny you care about me, bc i sure as hell could care less about what any of you 'tards think. besides GTO, rach, and perhaps pensive. the rest of you really don't amount to shit in my book (and pensive only does bc he has potential, at least, because he's not IQ-challenged)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594647&forum_id=2#7749361)
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841270) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Comical seedy whorehouse
THE CHANCEMEETING & PENSIVE & PAULIEWALNUTS FILES, REDACTED & EDITED FOR XOXO CONSUMPTION...COMING SOON TO A POST NEAR YOU.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841291) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:04 AM Author: adventurous business firm
another straw of evidence for you:
Date: January 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: prestigium-317 (pensive)
This is part of it, but the underlying issue is more complex. In fact, I'd argue the reverse: the professions pay higher because they get people from higher-ranked schools. (And, also, usually have advanced degrees.) Corporate generally doesn't, so it pays less for its entry-level marketing positions.
The group of people who strive for, and attain, CEO status is an entirely different set than those who go to top schools. (If the Ivy/T25 kids want to go corporate, they aim for McKinsey and try to lateral in.) The ones who become C-level execs (excluding McK/BCG laterals) generally grew up in small communities, were a lot more ambitious than most of the people around them, and because of this were valedictorians or salutatorians. They went to second-tier or lower T50 state schools and excelled at them. They have a solid, working-class belief that hard work will pay off, and every time they've competed against others (admittedly in a smaller pond) they've won. Thus, they have a confidence in their ability to work their way up the corporate ladder. (In fact, they usually are more capable than most of the competition; what they fail to account for, and which may impede them, is that their progress will be determined as much by the whims of idiots as by their own efforts and results.)
The ones who went to the top schools and enter the professions generally went to very competitive top public, magnet, or boarding schools, and then to competitive colleges. Statistically speaking, they probably weren't the absolute best in every competitive pool they've entered. Thus, they don't have the same sort of errant confidence in their ability to "work their way up". They also tend to come from upper-middle-class backgrounds and know intimately the stories of a few burnt-out VPs/C-levels in their family circles, so they realize that success in corporate competition has more to do with winning an idiot's game than with hard work or ability. (Not that law firm or academics politics are any better.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=562337&forum_id=2#7426488)
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Date: January 15th, 2007 9:07 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts
excellent post. ty ty
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=562337&forum_id=2#7426594)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841364) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: Amethyst bawdyhouse
In all seriousness, I sincerely admire your scruples. I'd wait on this until we get some more information.
EDIT: But in the meantime, you might as well edit it so that it'll be ready when needed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841370) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:26 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
chancemeeting = pensive?
now this is getting interesting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841432) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:28 AM Author: pale travel guidebook
i think this is pretty clear. i've actually assumed this for a long time
chance is truly a tttsef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841442) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
I was joking you fucking moron
also, hi pensive!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841448) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: Comical seedy whorehouse
Heh, that would be awesome. The twist nobody expected! Thankfully all the XOXO UChicago posters (including MindTheGap, sugary, mastodon and jimpop) know who I am IRL. I promise I'm not pensive.
I want to make clear, though, that nothing in this IM conversation would "ruin" anyone. It's just a long meandering discussion where the subject of PW is discussed (and some of pensive's simultaneous conversations w/PW are actually pasted in). At the time it convinced me that the two were not the same person. But looking back there are little things here and there which make me wonder, because they ring the same bells/raise the same red flags as stuff in this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841446) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:34 AM Author: Grizzly Dog Poop Death Wish
"Heh, that would be awesome. The twist nobody expected!"
Ah, but you've stumbled across a thorny situation. Now that your posts are being scrutinized, this is the twist that EVERYONE is expecting, and conveniently the only people you have to back you up are posters that are all retired (very clever, I don't doubt they are your former throw-away monikers, pensive). So, we have your word, against a very pensive-esque post above, and we have no way of verifying your claims. I fully expect you to deny that you are pensive because obviously if you WERE pensive that is exactly what you would be doing!
To add to the mix, I rarely see you and pensive post at the same time. Also, you are not posting the chat logs immediately which means even as we talk you are busy writing them up yourself, furiously attempting to create two unique voices so you won't be caught. Pensive, you have been trapped once again!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841472) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Here, pw claims that he and pensive have "conversed extensively" via aim. This directly contradicts claims that he has made MANY times since then that he "didnt really know" who pensive was, and vice versa.
Date: February 25th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts
pensive is not the OP in this thread.
sorry.
i've conversed with the guy extensively via AIM. i know that this is not pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586094&forum_id=2#7669359)
Really, that entire thread is a hilarious pensive circle jerk if you go back and look at it knowing what we know now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841376) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 1:39 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Collecting all threads that combine to offer incontrovertible evidence that pw=pensive:
At the time these threads were first posted, a lot of people were inclined to believe it off the bat, but were left undecided because of the contradictions thrown up by other posters. It's hilarious to go back now and see how frequently those other posters were pensive/pauliewalnuts.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&mc=35&forum_id=2
"Prof. Brian Leiter" argues that pw=/=pensive, while "hitlerhitlerhitler," another admitted pw moniker denies it as well.
http://the-pauliewalnuts-destruction-thread.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&mc=26&forum_id=2
PW's lies are laid bare for everyone to see, while he as "Mr. miyagi" (now chancebeating) defends himself.
http://rachmiel-come-here-dood-paulie.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604427&mc=8&forum_id=2
Here, pw/pensive begs rach to come delete THIS thread, because his cover has been blown.
http://if-you-havent-noticed-pensive-is-pauliewalnuts.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&mc=91&forum_id=2
Here, in this thread, pensive says:
Date: March 8th, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: prestigium-317 (pensive)
He claimed to be another poster, whom I know better than most people on the board. Later I asked him a confirmation question, and he failed it, so he's not that poster.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7726805)
However, in this post, 2 weeks before that, pw states that the two have talked EXTENSIVELY on aim:
Date: February 25th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts
pensive is not the OP in this thread.
sorry.
i've conversed with the guy extensively via AIM. i know that this is not pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586094&forum_id=2#7669359)
Basically, that entire thread is absolute pwnage, with pensive fucking up the monikers he posts from repeatedly.
Here, PW admits to various things and says hes retiring, in order to try to shift the blame away from pensive.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599410&mc=56&forum_id=2
****NOTE**** In this thread GTO endorses the idea of outing Pauliewalnuts to YLS/Rep Defender, etc etc etc. He believes it would be the appropriate course of action.
Additionally, if you google pensive and pauliewalnuts, you will see many, many threads where the two of them have conversations that are so ridiculously contrived and so characteristic of the style of BOTH pensive and pw to create fake monikers to converse with.
In light of this evidence, I am absolutely convinced that the two are one and the same.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841498) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:47 AM Author: stimulating maniacal electric furnace fortuitous meteor
I told you fuckers.
What did pauliewalnuts do today that inspired this thread?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841561) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:57 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 30th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: DOWNY: Part II
ur missing one!
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)
TY for admitting this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841659) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 2:04 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Absolute final proof, if more is needed:
pauliewalnuts - are you going to the UVA/UMD lax game?
Date: March 30th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: cavalier302 (Alchemist, Geometer, Astrologer)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604435&forum_id=2#7841017)
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: cavalier302 (Alchemist, Geometer, Astrologer)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604435&forum_id=2#7841146)
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: DOWNY: Part II
its at klcokner, right? sat?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604435&forum_id=2#7841630)
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: DOWNY: Part II
yes.
get on IM
EDIT: Downy has now changes his name to:
Date: March 30th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Mike Church, SSN 574-23-1183
ur missing one!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841708)
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:50 AM Author: indigo field
Sorry I'm new, but this is some crazy shit. What did Paulie Walnuts do in the first place?
Did he/pensive/hitlerhitler/heaven knows who else write the letter to the faculty about the girl's father and the horses?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841588) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:52 AM Author: adventurous business firm
basically, this guy was literally responsible for the entire shitstorm that brought in rep defender, YLS girls, T14, wapo, gto's resignation, trouble for rach, loss of google ads, shitty reputation for the board, etc etc etc etc.
finally, the fucker will get whats coming to him.
im eager to see if gto still agrees that pw/pensives info should be turned over to yls/rep defender.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841612) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 1:56 AM Author: indigo field
thank you, appreciate it.
curious, and this will be my last question, why didn't gto, or the owner of this site, just "out" the IP earlier?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841645) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 1:48 AM Author: opaque free-loading lay ladyboy
In the event this thread is deleted, I have now saved it in its entirety in HTML format.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841571) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 2:05 AM Author: fuchsia sexy tanning salon
god damn PW is one crazy mofo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841721) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 2:30 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka
Believe me, if I knew his true identity I would out him. Hell, I'd go and give his real name to Heide Iravani and RD myself so they could pursue whatever they want to pursue against him. This guy is the real villain here and I wouldn't shed a single tear if he got what was coming to him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=599410&forum_id=2#7797061)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841861) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Absolute final last bit of confirming proof, found by karma:
HOLY SHIT!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Mike_Church
"Prof. Paulie Leiter"
"PWnsivander the Great"
"Rob Speer = Robespierre"
"Rob Speer is a goat molester"
This offers outside confirmation that pensive uses the paulie name outside of here, AS WELL as offers a perfect explanation for why he (under the guise of paulie) used rob speer's name in this post.
This literally proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7841940) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: Comical seedy whorehouse
Actually, this sounds about right. I recognize that I was naive, and that not only were you dead on, but that you warned me long ago and I didn't listen. Of all your pwnages, this is the greatest of all.
I feel like an idiot, and I should've listened to you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7843404) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Flushed Hissy Fit
What in the fuck?!?!!!!!!
Jesus!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7843363) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 3:41 AM Author: adventurous business firm
and a few interesting posts made by pw on the subject of cavalier302...take note of who he names.
Date: March 21st, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: chancebeating
Other than GTO, rachmiel, pensive, WYDO, larilee, madame cunt, and cavalier302? OK, ya no one likes me as a poster.
The WashPost likes my work on this board though... enough to run a story on my accomplishments on page 1 a few weeks ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=599349&forum_id=1#7791774)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7842127) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 3:43 AM Author: adventurous business firm
Date: February 17th, 2007 3:13 PM
Author: pauliewalnuts
what is the best way to get to caruthers? i will be at UVA on monday (jordan hall, school of med.).
how would i get to carruthers from there. i have to fill out some ttt paperwork there... thanks in advance. btw, i dont want driving directions, i am wondering about the busses, etc (Blue orange green pink yellow, whatever). like what stop do i get on to get there as quickly as possible without riding an entire loop or transfering.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=581909&forum_id=1#7620147)
Didn't PW claim that he attended UVA? If he does, then why does he need to ask directions to UVA?
And interesting that he's asking this of...cavalier302, the person he's supposedly hanging out with this weekend.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7842133) |
Date: April 1st, 2007 2:38 AM Author: Charismatic bronze pisswyrm prole
*signs petition*
That guy sucks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#7852920) |
Date: April 26th, 2007 3:50 PM Author: Arousing Pistol Becky
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8011286) |
Date: April 26th, 2007 3:51 PM Author: Outnumbered rehab
*Signs*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8011290) |
Date: April 26th, 2007 4:42 PM Author: Mind-boggling transparent stain round eye
i'd sign
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8011536) |
Date: April 26th, 2007 11:18 PM Author: Irate aphrodisiac native
hahaha hilarity, pensive/pw has gone back and changed a bunch of the monikers he used in this thread to new ones now.
Now we have proof that paulie/pensive is also Evan 2001, don imus, Brittan Heller got a 157 LSAT, and Heide Iravani has breast implants.
SWeet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8013912) |
Date: August 6th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: claret arrogant background story
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8481381) |
Date: August 6th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: nubile lavender elastic band cruise ship
LOL, this is probably my only thread success on xoxo. TY for the bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=604346&forum_id=2#8481422) |
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