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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Twinkling shrine laser beams
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
hot background story den
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
confused racy house
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
contagious station
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
very
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
No date, then?
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
Aromatic Gas Station
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
Aromatic Gas Station
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
Nudist Menage Fat Ankles
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
Nudist Menage Fat Ankles
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
Nudist Menage Fat Ankles
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
Gay Spot Circlehead
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel
  04/07/06
titcr
cracking church building
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
contagious station
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
contagious station
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
Link?
Burgundy Duck-like Coffee Pot
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
Marvelous Unholy Nursing Home Roast Beef
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
Nudist Menage Fat Ankles
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
Provocative turquoise church
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
drunken codepig garrison
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
drunken codepig garrison
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
drunken codepig garrison
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
Link?
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
Stimulating Magical Regret Doctorate
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
motley toaster step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
motley toaster step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
Gay Spot Circlehead
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
boyish haunted graveyard market
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
metal kink-friendly box office telephone
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
Citrine Frum Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
Heady misunderstood police squad meetinghouse
  04/07/06
forget it
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
Twinkling shrine laser beams
  04/07/06
uh, def not
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
motley toaster step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
Twinkling shrine laser beams
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
metal kink-friendly box office telephone
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
That sucks.
Khaki principal's office
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
ouch
Khaki principal's office
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
metal kink-friendly box office telephone
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
bipolar chrome digit ratio
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
indecent obsidian jew associate
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
motley toaster step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
motley toaster step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
carnelian hairraiser death wish
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
indecent obsidian jew associate
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
Gaped Center
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
Vengeful bossy lodge
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
soul-stirring medicated point
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
mind-boggling abnormal keepsake machete theatre
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
mind-boggling abnormal keepsake machete theatre
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
massive address
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
red exciting wagecucks filthpig
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
Pungent forum
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
Gay Spot Circlehead
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
Embarrassed to the bone private investor locale
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
Gaped Center
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
Honey-headed main people
  04/07/06
that was mean
Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
Aqua alpha
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
massive address
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
massive address
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
Razzmatazz lime legend
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
indecent obsidian jew associate
  04/07/06
low blow :(
Know-it-all lilac resort
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
spectacular orchestra pit dingle berry
  04/07/06
yeah
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
Charcoal heaven useless brakes
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
zombie-like topaz factory reset button
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
Charcoal heaven useless brakes
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
Razzle smoky tank stag film
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
cracking church building
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
scarlet insanely creepy messiness senate
  04/07/06
180.
Gay Spot Circlehead
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
diverse pit
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
wonderful ultramarine newt
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
Bat Shit Crazy Public Bath Kitty
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
Histrionic pea-brained base mother
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
lavender buck-toothed community account hospital
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
Histrionic pea-brained base mother
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
lavender buck-toothed community account hospital
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
drunken codepig garrison
  04/07/06
yes he did
Histrionic pea-brained base mother
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
Wild drab piazza philosopher-king
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
Gay Spot Circlehead
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
jet mad cow disease water buffalo
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
Orchid degenerate
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
Aqua alpha
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
Navy disgusting location
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
Aqua alpha
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
razzle-dazzle shitlib hall
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
wow
Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
diverse pit
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef
  04/07/06
How romantic.
Slippery Corner
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
nofapping business firm elastic band
  04/07/06
...
lavender buck-toothed community account hospital
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
massive address
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
black trailer park
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
bipolar chrome digit ratio
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
Vivacious ruddy office
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
red exciting wagecucks filthpig
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
Gay Spot Circlehead
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
Charcoal heaven useless brakes
  10/04/07
Wow
Violent henna skinny woman
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
Passionate school mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
lascivious deer antler
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
diverse pit
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
fiercely-loyal parlor
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
Startling Rigpig
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
black trailer park
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
Cocky Rehab
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
black trailer park
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
fiercely-loyal parlor
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
black trailer park
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
fiercely-loyal parlor
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
black trailer park
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
Galvanic hell
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
red exciting wagecucks filthpig
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
Big salmon tanning salon
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
Galvanic hell
  04/07/06
A++
black trailer park
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Talking exhilarant azn
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
umber electric furnace masturbator
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
Gaped Center
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
abusive mischievous multi-billionaire bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
Spruce friendly grandma
  04/07/06
This is sad.
deranged site gaming laptop
  04/07/06
...
crimson godawful kitchen
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
vibrant clear athletic conference
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
crimson godawful kitchen
  04/13/06
No way.
vibrant clear athletic conference
  04/13/06
fag
painfully honest white hissy fit
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
vibrant clear athletic conference
  04/13/06
fag
painfully honest white hissy fit
  11/29/06
...
cobalt stead stain
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
cerebral space
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
Nighttime Toilet Seat
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
cerebral space
  08/17/06
please come back, don
Beady-eyed useless stage
  08/17/06
...
Odious sooty institution depressive
  08/17/06
Please.
ivory adventurous hunting ground
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  09/08/06
love you
Talented cowardly brunch
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  10/06/06
lol!
hyperactive theater stage ape
  10/26/06
haha
jade concupiscible cuck
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
massive address
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
Twinkling shrine laser beams
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
charismatic library
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
thirsty sepia people who are hurt
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
Arousing home weed whacker
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
Gay Spot Circlehead
  05/08/07
oh dear
swashbuckling doobsian area idea he suggested
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
coiffed mint crackhouse
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
Charcoal heaven useless brakes
  02/22/08
...
pearly well-lubricated stage corn cake
  03/19/08
...
cordovan crusty pozpig
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
Tan Native
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
Amber Floppy Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
nubile knife
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
bright mental disorder whorehouse
  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
Offensive sanctuary patrolman
  07/24/08


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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535204)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: Twinkling shrine laser beams

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535217)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535232)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: hot background story den
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536739)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: confused racy house

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538149)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: contagious station

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535222)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535226)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535254)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535258)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535261)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535272)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535291)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535263)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535289)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535296)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Nudist Menage Fat Ankles

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535326)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Nudist Menage Fat Ankles

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535330)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535339)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Nudist Menage Fat Ankles

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535344)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535361)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535884)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535321)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535333)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535358)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535371)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535395)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: cracking church building

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535335)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535307)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535316)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535348)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: contagious station

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535277)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535298)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: contagious station

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535305)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535357)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535391)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535417)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Burgundy Duck-like Coffee Pot

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535271)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Unholy Nursing Home Roast Beef

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535262)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Nudist Menage Fat Ankles

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Provocative turquoise church

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535270)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: drunken codepig garrison

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535274)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535275)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535288)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535309)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535317)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535312)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: drunken codepig garrison

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535320)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535353)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: drunken codepig garrison

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535385)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535402)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535427)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535676)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Magical Regret Doctorate

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&mc=52&forum_id=2

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/AutoAdmit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599817&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592396&mc=58&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=290757&mc=17&forum_id=2

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com/charityefforts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=614676&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592855&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=331077

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617425&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591664&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=54&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=15&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012327)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: motley toaster step-uncle's house

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535341)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535372)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: motley toaster step-uncle's house

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535403)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535416)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535411)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535432)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535437)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535476)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535498)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535516)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535916)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard market

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535342)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: metal kink-friendly box office telephone

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535368)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Citrine Frum Ticket Booth Dysfunction

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535459)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535470)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Supple Sickened Pisswyrm Chapel

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535517)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535558)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Heady misunderstood police squad meetinghouse

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535495)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535522)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Twinkling shrine laser beams

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535497)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535504)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535536)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: motley toaster step-uncle's house

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535561)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535640)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Twinkling shrine laser beams

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535643)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: metal kink-friendly box office telephone

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535767)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Khaki principal's office

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535527)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535546)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535580)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Khaki principal's office

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535604)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: metal kink-friendly box office telephone

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535605)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: bipolar chrome digit ratio

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555366)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: indecent obsidian jew associate

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535595)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535625)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: motley toaster step-uncle's house

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535633)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535655)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: motley toaster step-uncle's house

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535675)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535723)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser death wish

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536000)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536031)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: indecent obsidian jew associate

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535635)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535660)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Gaped Center

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536257)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Vengeful bossy lodge

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537829)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring medicated point
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535630)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling abnormal keepsake machete theatre

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535650)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535669)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535699)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling abnormal keepsake machete theatre

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535718)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: massive address

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535740)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: red exciting wagecucks filthpig

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580004)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Pungent forum

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535754)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535781)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535929)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone private investor locale

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536054)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Gaped Center

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535661)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed main people

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535711)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535751)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Aqua alpha

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535752)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: massive address

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535757)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535765)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: massive address

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535782)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535801)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lime legend

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535772)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: indecent obsidian jew associate

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535774)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all lilac resort

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535791)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit dingle berry

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535796)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535812)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: Charcoal heaven useless brakes

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535843)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz factory reset button

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535852)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Charcoal heaven useless brakes

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535897)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Razzle smoky tank stag film

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535855)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: cracking church building

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535940)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: scarlet insanely creepy messiness senate

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535908)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535947)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: diverse pit

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535926)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: wonderful ultramarine newt

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535971)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Public Bath Kitty

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536010)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained base mother
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536013)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: lavender buck-toothed community account hospital

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536025)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained base mother

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536035)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: lavender buck-toothed community account hospital

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536080)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: drunken codepig garrison

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536044)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained base mother

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536049)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536058)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Wild drab piazza philosopher-king

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536060)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536076)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: jet mad cow disease water buffalo

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536496)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536062)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536090)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536103)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Orchid degenerate

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536067)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Aqua alpha

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536068)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Navy disgusting location

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536072)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Aqua alpha

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536092)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536106)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536130)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536163)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536234)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib hall

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536073)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: diverse pit

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536127)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536858)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Slippery Corner

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536118)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: nofapping business firm elastic band

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536453)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: lavender buck-toothed community account hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536787)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: massive address

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536868)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: black trailer park

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536889)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: bipolar chrome digit ratio

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555383)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious ruddy office

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579906)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: red exciting wagecucks filthpig

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580030)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095168)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Charcoal heaven useless brakes

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726478)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Violent henna skinny woman

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563114)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Passionate school mad-dog skullcap

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: lascivious deer antler

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536084)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: diverse pit

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536110)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536116)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: Startling Rigpig

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536190)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: black trailer park

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536194)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Cocky Rehab

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536250)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: black trailer park

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536256)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flesh casino french chef

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536933)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537532)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: black trailer park

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537587)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538115)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: black trailer park

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538169)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: Galvanic hell

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536441)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: red exciting wagecucks filthpig

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580046)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Big salmon tanning salon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Galvanic hell

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536500)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: black trailer park

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536730)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Talking exhilarant azn

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: umber electric furnace masturbator

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536710)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Gaped Center

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536760)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: abusive mischievous multi-billionaire bawdyhouse

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537328)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Spruce friendly grandma

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537951)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: deranged site gaming laptop

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538130)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: crimson godawful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573661)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: vibrant clear athletic conference

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573664)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: crimson godawful kitchen

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573669)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: vibrant clear athletic conference

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573716)





Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: painfully honest white hissy fit

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573693)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: vibrant clear athletic conference

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573715)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: painfully honest white hissy fit

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095151)





Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: cobalt stead stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5765607)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral space

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457611)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Nighttime Toilet Seat

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457702)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: cerebral space

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457715)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed useless stage

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457615)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Odious sooty institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457744)





Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: ivory adventurous hunting ground

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6538137)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579794)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Talented cowardly brunch

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6633744)





Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: flirting transparent indian lodge international law enforcement agency

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6740085)





Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: hyperactive theater stage ape

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6860423)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: jade concupiscible cuck

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095142)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: massive address

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095175)





Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Twinkling shrine laser beams

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7349423)





Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: charismatic library

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7692889)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: thirsty sepia people who are hurt

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012302)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Arousing home weed whacker

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012359)





Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Gay Spot Circlehead

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8085711)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling doobsian area idea he suggested

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726440)





Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: coiffed mint crackhouse

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8915467)





Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: Charcoal heaven useless brakes

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9369460)





Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: pearly well-lubricated stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9498926)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: cordovan crusty pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563157)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Tan Native

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563185)





Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: Amber Floppy Faggot Firefighter

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9679817)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: nubile knife

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004051)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: bright mental disorder whorehouse

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004054)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: Offensive sanctuary patrolman

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004060)