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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Vibrant olive pit regret
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
ivory mildly autistic heaven mediation
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
lake dashing ceo jew
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
Irate talking tattoo stead
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
very
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
No date, then?
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
sooty associate
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
sooty associate
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
Ocher exhilarant church
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
Ocher exhilarant church
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
Ocher exhilarant church
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film
  04/07/06
titcr
dull police squad station
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
Irate talking tattoo stead
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
Irate talking tattoo stead
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
Link?
Passionate Hospital
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
Free-loading pocket flask
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
Ocher exhilarant church
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
insanely creepy quadroon striped hyena
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
razzle-dazzle mustard messiness
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
Scarlet Generalized Bond
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
razzle-dazzle mustard messiness
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
razzle-dazzle mustard messiness
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
Link?
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
Transparent corner famous landscape painting
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
slate fragrant wagecucks
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
Chestnut pisswyrm mexican
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
submissive pistol abode
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
Startled Cracking Home French Chef
  04/07/06
forget it
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
Vibrant olive pit regret
  04/07/06
uh, def not
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
Vibrant olive pit regret
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
Chestnut pisswyrm mexican
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
That sucks.
Dark degenerate nowag
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
ouch
Dark degenerate nowag
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
Chestnut pisswyrm mexican
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
Stirring bisexual public bath rigpig
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
Diverse frisky school cuck
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
Hairraiser area mood
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
Diverse frisky school cuck
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
Fuchsia gunner
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
lime underhanded personal credit line
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
deranged space cumskin
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
Coral voyeur
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
Coral voyeur
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
Azure Toilet Seat
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
Mahogany tripping volcanic crater
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
Sickened international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
floppy green business firm double fault
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
Fuchsia gunner
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
Swashbuckling impertinent love of her life location
  04/07/06
that was mean
Beady-eyed twisted office selfie
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
Umber Angry Affirmative Action
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
Azure Toilet Seat
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
Azure Toilet Seat
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
Blathering maroon kitchen
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
Diverse frisky school cuck
  04/07/06
low blow :(
very tactful fluffy den
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
Heady topaz spot useless brakes
  04/07/06
yeah
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
thriller weed whacker
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
Flushed goyim brunch
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
dull police squad station
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
bateful base mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
180.
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
costumed appetizing halford reading party
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
Bonkers faggot firefighter kitty cat
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
razzmatazz property
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
razzmatazz property
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
razzle-dazzle mustard messiness
  04/07/06
yes he did
razzmatazz property
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
provocative principal's office mental disorder
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
Awkward 180 ape
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
Vigorous blood rage house
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
Umber Angry Affirmative Action
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
electric cobalt lodge
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
Umber Angry Affirmative Action
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
peach razzle legal warrant dragon
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
wow
Beady-eyed twisted office selfie
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
Beady-eyed twisted office selfie
  04/07/06
How romantic.
French Stimulating School Cafeteria
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
Wonderful market
  04/07/06
...
brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
Azure Toilet Seat
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
canary violent range
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
Stirring bisexual public bath rigpig
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
Filthy casino
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
Mahogany tripping volcanic crater
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier
  10/04/07
Wow
Titillating University
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
Coiffed national
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
concupiscible organic girlfriend
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
Up-to-no-good candlestick maker
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
grizzly glittery theatre
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
canary violent range
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
Spectacular whorehouse
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
canary violent range
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
Beady-eyed twisted office selfie
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
Up-to-no-good candlestick maker
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
canary violent range
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
Up-to-no-good candlestick maker
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
canary violent range
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
infuriating arousing parlor water buffalo
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
Mahogany tripping volcanic crater
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
misanthropic chapel
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
infuriating arousing parlor water buffalo
  04/07/06
A++
canary violent range
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Salmon state jewess
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
Pearly resort stock car
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
Fuchsia gunner
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
self-centered site
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
Iridescent marvelous sandwich hominid
  04/07/06
This is sad.
Trip piazza
  04/07/06
...
Galvanic crotch menage
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
ebony theater trump supporter
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
Galvanic crotch menage
  04/13/06
No way.
ebony theater trump supporter
  04/13/06
fag
lascivious painfully honest point
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
ebony theater trump supporter
  04/13/06
fag
lascivious painfully honest point
  11/29/06
...
Mind-boggling cruise ship
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
Ruddy territorial library
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
Yapping naked depressive fat ankles
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
Ruddy territorial library
  08/17/06
please come back, don
Jade doobsian theater stage
  08/17/06
...
Onyx native azn
  08/17/06
Please.
cerebral maniacal locus
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
Scarlet Generalized Bond
  09/08/06
love you
Irradiated digit ratio
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
Scarlet Generalized Bond
  10/06/06
lol!
disrespectful new version box office
  10/26/06
haha
supple pale set indirect expression
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
Azure Toilet Seat
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
Vibrant olive pit regret
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
kink-friendly unhinged lay pozpig
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
charismatic ratface
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
walnut curious marketing idea
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease
  05/08/07
oh dear
Soul-stirring House-broken Half-breed Main People
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
aromatic indian lodge jap
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier
  02/22/08
...
Crystalline contagious cuckoldry trailer park
  03/19/08
...
laughsome tantric stage
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
Gold racy field round eye
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
Outnumbered adventurous meetinghouse
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
Exciting potus
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
Dun buck-toothed nursing home codepig
  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
Aphrodisiac Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse
  07/24/08


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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535204)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: Vibrant olive pit regret

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535217)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535232)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: ivory mildly autistic heaven mediation
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536739)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: lake dashing ceo jew

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538149)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: Irate talking tattoo stead

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535222)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535226)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535254)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535258)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535261)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535272)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535291)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: sooty associate

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535263)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535289)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: sooty associate

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535296)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant church

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535326)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant church

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535330)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535339)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant church

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535344)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535361)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535884)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535321)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535333)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535358)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535371)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535395)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: dull police squad station

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535335)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535307)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535316)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535348)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Irate talking tattoo stead

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535277)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535298)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Irate talking tattoo stead

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535305)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535357)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535391)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535417)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Passionate Hospital

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535271)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Free-loading pocket flask

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535262)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant church

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy quadroon striped hyena

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535270)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard messiness

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535274)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535275)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535288)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535309)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535317)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Scarlet Generalized Bond

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535312)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard messiness

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535320)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535353)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard messiness

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535385)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535402)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535427)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535676)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: Transparent corner famous landscape painting

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&mc=52&forum_id=2

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/AutoAdmit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599817&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592396&mc=58&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=290757&mc=17&forum_id=2

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com/charityefforts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=614676&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592855&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=331077

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617425&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591664&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=54&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=15&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012327)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535341)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535372)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535403)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535416)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535411)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535432)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535437)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535476)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535498)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535516)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535916)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: slate fragrant wagecucks

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535342)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Chestnut pisswyrm mexican

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535368)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: submissive pistol abode

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535459)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535470)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Burgundy bipolar sweet tailpipe stag film

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535517)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535558)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Startled Cracking Home French Chef

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535495)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535522)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Vibrant olive pit regret

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535497)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535504)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535536)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535561)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535640)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant olive pit regret

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535643)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Chestnut pisswyrm mexican

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535767)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Dark degenerate nowag

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535527)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535546)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535580)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Dark degenerate nowag

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535604)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Chestnut pisswyrm mexican

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535605)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: Stirring bisexual public bath rigpig

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555366)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Diverse frisky school cuck

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535595)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535625)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535633)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535655)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: histrionic slimy son of senegal hunting ground

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535675)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535723)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser area mood

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536000)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536031)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Diverse frisky school cuck

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535635)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535660)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia gunner

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536257)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: lime underhanded personal credit line

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537829)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: deranged space cumskin
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535630)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Coral voyeur

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535650)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535669)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535699)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Coral voyeur

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535718)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Azure Toilet Seat

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535740)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Mahogany tripping volcanic crater

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580004)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Sickened international law enforcement agency

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535754)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535781)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535929)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: floppy green business firm double fault

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536054)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia gunner

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful market

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535661)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling impertinent love of her life location

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535711)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twisted office selfie

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535751)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Umber Angry Affirmative Action

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535752)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Azure Toilet Seat

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535757)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535765)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Azure Toilet Seat

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535782)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535801)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Blathering maroon kitchen

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535772)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Diverse frisky school cuck

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535774)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: very tactful fluffy den

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535791)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Heady topaz spot useless brakes

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535796)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535812)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535843)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: thriller weed whacker

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535852)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535897)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Flushed goyim brunch

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535855)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: dull police squad station

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535940)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: bateful base mad-dog skullcap

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535908)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535947)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535926)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: costumed appetizing halford reading party

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535971)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Bonkers faggot firefighter kitty cat

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536010)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz property
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536013)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536025)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz property

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536035)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536080)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard messiness

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536044)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz property

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536049)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Wonderful market

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536058)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: provocative principal's office mental disorder

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536060)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536076)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Awkward 180 ape

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536496)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536062)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536090)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536103)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous blood rage house

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536067)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Umber Angry Affirmative Action

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536068)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: electric cobalt lodge

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536072)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Umber Angry Affirmative Action

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536092)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Wonderful market

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536106)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536130)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful market

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536163)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful market

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536234)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: peach razzle legal warrant dragon

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Wonderful market

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twisted office selfie

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536073)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536127)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twisted office selfie

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536858)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: French Stimulating School Cafeteria

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536118)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: Wonderful market

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536453)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: brass comical antidepressant drug friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536787)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: Azure Toilet Seat

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536868)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: canary violent range

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536889)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: Stirring bisexual public bath rigpig

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555383)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Filthy casino

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579906)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Mahogany tripping volcanic crater

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580030)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095168)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726478)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Titillating University

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563114)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Coiffed national

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: concupiscible organic girlfriend

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536084)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Buff bossy dilemma people who are hurt

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536110)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good candlestick maker

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536116)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: grizzly glittery theatre

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536190)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: canary violent range

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536194)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Spectacular whorehouse

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536250)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: canary violent range

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536256)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twisted office selfie

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536933)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good candlestick maker

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537532)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: canary violent range

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537587)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good candlestick maker

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538115)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: canary violent range

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538169)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: infuriating arousing parlor water buffalo

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536441)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Mahogany tripping volcanic crater

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580046)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: misanthropic chapel

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: infuriating arousing parlor water buffalo

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536500)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: canary violent range

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536730)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Salmon state jewess

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Pearly resort stock car

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536710)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia gunner

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536760)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: self-centered site

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537328)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Iridescent marvelous sandwich hominid

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537951)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Trip piazza

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538130)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: Galvanic crotch menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573661)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: ebony theater trump supporter

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573664)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: Galvanic crotch menage

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573669)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: ebony theater trump supporter

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573716)





Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: lascivious painfully honest point

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573693)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: ebony theater trump supporter

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573715)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest point

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095151)





Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5765607)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Ruddy territorial library

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457611)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Yapping naked depressive fat ankles

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457702)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Ruddy territorial library

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457715)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Jade doobsian theater stage

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457615)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Onyx native azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457744)





Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: cerebral maniacal locus

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6538137)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Generalized Bond

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579794)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Irradiated digit ratio

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6633744)





Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Generalized Bond

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6740085)





Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: disrespectful new version box office

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6860423)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: supple pale set indirect expression

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095142)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Azure Toilet Seat

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095175)





Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant olive pit regret

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7349423)





Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly unhinged lay pozpig

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7692889)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: charismatic ratface

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012302)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: walnut curious marketing idea

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012359)





Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8085711)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Half-breed Main People

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726440)





Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: aromatic indian lodge jap

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8915467)





Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all parlour sound barrier

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9369460)





Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: Crystalline contagious cuckoldry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9498926)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: laughsome tantric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563157)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Gold racy field round eye

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563185)





Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered adventurous meetinghouse

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9679817)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: Exciting potus

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004051)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: Dun buck-toothed nursing home codepig

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004054)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004060)