Date: March 8th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: Supple Shimmering Mother
Subject: 174 OUTED
THE SECRET LIFE OF Ici Li, ROOM #
Taken from an online messageboard which Ici frequents, these excerpts from his posts reveal your innocent hallmate for who he really is—an insecure twit who likes to get into online arguments about the evil of pre-marital sex and the prestige of his “C. Prescott Davis” scholarship. His board aliases are ElGreco, HailSEASer, 322yale, and dozens of others. Yes, he makes up multiple imaginary personas to stick up for him in cyberspace. Because he needs imaginary online friends.
For reasons already widely-known by the regs on this board (in addition to the various lurkers, Athenian, wolverinee, Fanatic, etc), it has already been proven why I am undoubtably and undeniably elite. In addition to all this, I have the strong backing of DBZ, the other pwner on this board, who is welcome to post *HIS* reason(s) as to why he owns all of you.
1) The loser-fucker dogfucker took my prose word-for-word without citation, meaning that my word is so superior, he thought it would make him sound smarter by using it directly. Proof of my success. My prose is admired. It is glorified. People fucking WANT to be me.
2) I attend the uber-prestigious Columbia University as a C. Prescott Davis scholar, being already (without even factoring GPA), at the top 3% of my class. Loser-fucker Fanatic even undeniably acknowledged my eliteness. Yes, whether you like it or not, SEAS is a part of Columbia, and by acknowleging the prestige of Columbia University, you are also acknowledging the fact that I am intelligent, elite, etc. Besides, the mere fact that I am a scholar puts me in front of all the non-scholar Columbia College students. You lose either way, and I always win. HTH
3) I am Asian (more specifically Chinese), so I am automatically recognized to be intelligent. I don't even need to show people a resume for them to think I'm smart. Both DBZ and I are members of the future elite race that will dominate the world.
4) My resume is as high quality & long as as a black phallus is to you sex-obsessed dipshits. The quality & quanity of my various positions definitely speaks for itself in terms intelligence, skills, etc. Back when this elite list was still available for viewing, an old reg will be able to acknowledge this obvious fact.
5) I have superior argumentation and logic skills. I am highly-intelligent, versatile, faithful, and most of all, powerful. Most you of loser-fuckers are even using the terms DBZ and I coined. You're often out of breath when you respond to my attacks, are unable to attack back, etc (Lao, Fanatic, GTO, etc) with logical and comprehensible arguments.
6) You losers-fuckers admire me. You have openly acknowledged my eliteness (hidden_hampster). I even have stalkers that track my accomplishments, whereabouts, even my screen name! You even consistently beg to talk to me AFTER being repeatedly blocked on AIM (crazybug).
7) Regarding my beliefs on sex and living a happy life of true love, none of you hold a candle to me. You merely back up the fact that the vast majority of you are non-virgins at age 18-22, a fucking disgrace. The mere fact that about 98% of the world population is NOT a virgin before marriage already puts me at the top 2% of the world. You guys are fucking funny when it comes to debating virginity.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89996#1435201)
On gays:
Enjoy that cock in Hell, because the Bible says homosexuality as a sin. Nice knowing all you cock-suckers will bend over and get fucked all the time. FUCK OFF! GET A FUCKING LIFE ALREADY! STOP BENDING EACH OTHER AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS!
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=92410#1464817)
On “loser-fucker”:
Yes, I was the one that initiated widespread use of it. DBZ started the term, I implemented it. Any bitch-fuck that uses the term "losers-fuckers," "loser-fuckers," or any remote resemblance of the basic structure of those two words, is acknowledging the fact that both DBZ and I own this board. Thanks for your inquiry, and HTH.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89996#1436605)
This just scratches the surface. Ici has probably spent a good 6 hours a day everyday for the past two weeks on this messageboard. If you want a constant and prolonged source of entertainment, please go to www.xoxohth.com and filter thread titles for “ElGreco” under Expert mode. Most of what you will read will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. Oh, and be sure to mention your admiration of his mental acuity in person. He appreciates being told he “pwns” internet people.
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Date: February 15th, 2005 4:30 AM
Author: 174 (You fuck crippled midget sheeps. )
STFU, I dont know who ElGreco is
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Date: February 28th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: 174 (You fuck crippled midget sheeps. )
I am not TTT DOWNY and I don't know anything about tuna. However I have been on this board for a long time and I was around way before ElGreco was outted and the shit hit the fan. I have talked to ElGreco on several occasions and was a firm supporter of the pwning of the bitches on the college board. Nothing more need be revealed about me. HTH
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http://www.columbia.edu/~il2117/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=145241&forum_id=2#2287170)