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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:35 AM Author: Mewling jew She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds of getting some (eventually, not that day necessarily)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531800) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: Carnelian Territorial Cuckold 99% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531808) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM Author: Mewling jew no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531838) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM Author: Carnelian Territorial Cuckold Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up signs that she wants to get phsyical. Capitalize on any chance if it feels right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531861) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:45 AM Author: Mewling jew yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of hot single friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531883) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:47 AM Author: Awkward location toaster THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON.
If she doesn't work out, find a way to hang with her and her friends. From there, your circle will expand dramatically. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:49 AM Author: Mewling jew yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we lived on the same floor in college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531913) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: Vivacious Fighting Den Rigpig I'm proud of you, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531810) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM Author: Mewling jew thanks dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531857) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:37 AM Author: beady-eyed market new version awesome. What are you going to be doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531816) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Mewling jew lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel suggested it, actually)...then, que sera, sera.
maybe we'll take a walk by the capitol or one of the lakes, all of which are near there. it's really pretty and romantic around there. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:38 AM Author: Awkward location toaster Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I can tell you dood :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531827) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:48 AM Author: Mewling jew hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what i suggested, without saying 'i cant do it at that time' or whatever. maybe this chick is a little less irritating than other girls i know, who alllllways do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531908) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:57 AM Author: Autistic volcanic crater hospital i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531973) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:01 AM Author: Mewling jew search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. linked from facebook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532005) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM Author: Useless pozpig temple you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531839) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Mewling jew hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a jewish girl before (although i have often wanted to). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531854) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM Author: Cruel-hearted bawdyhouse you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or anorexics with fat noses? 3000 years of inbreeding does some bad things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533340) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:46 AM Author: Mewling jew well this girl just had a nosejob. score!
but really, it wasnt that big to begin with. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: Mewling jew Girl you're working with some ass yeah
You're bad yeah
Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah
His last yeah |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM Author: Mewling jew advice, thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531969) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:58 AM Author: charcoal big stag film Are you going out for dinner or for lunch? If it's lunch don't expect anything too romantic during your walk -- most chicks are not exhibitionists. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM Author: Mewling jew lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this time, other than maybe a hug or an arm around her.
i sorta think chicks appreciate it when you dont go for it on the first date. 2nd is better. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM Author: beady-eyed market new version clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phone #. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532013) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: Mewling jew i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.
and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:20 AM Author: beady-eyed market new version NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She probalby thinks you are nuts from her experience living on your floor. She'll think you've grown up and joined modernity if you whip out your cell for something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532123) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM Author: Mewling jew nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly normal, or at least i seem so, i think.
yeah pay-as-you-go is good. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM Author: judgmental trailer park windowlicker lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid lunch date + hanging out all day, then going out at night=100%
It's in your hands now, Don. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM Author: Autistic volcanic crater hospital lol on a 1st date? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531989) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:00 AM Author: Mewling jew yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, if it goes *really* well. if she touches me, i'll do this. otherwise, i'll just ask her out for another day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532000) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: judgmental trailer park windowlicker ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting laid (if she is a slut). If nothing else, you will get a second date in this second scenario. Get a cell phone yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532024) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:05 AM Author: Mewling jew not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL. it's only like 30 dollars a month together, i think!
i'll give my work phone till then, i guess. it should be only a couple of days.
or maybe i should get a prepaid phone and keep borrowing internet. that might be cheaper and easier.
whaddya think? |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: judgmental trailer park windowlicker dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.
By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family? |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM Author: Mewling jew i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to friends for maybe 15 minutes, to my mom once a week for maybe an hour or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532150) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.
And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself". |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM Author: Mewling jew hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532154) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM Author: Mewling jew so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 'take you out' and she said okay.
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: beady-eyed market new version yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532021) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:06 AM Author: Mewling jew nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that looks this good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532040) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:16 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up the whole tab and leave a tip. Though this might not fit into your weird little utilitarian musings on money, just man up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532098) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM Author: Mewling jew yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.
that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.
that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home LOL, you are one funny fucking dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532168) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM Author: Mewling jew funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532175) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyond belief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532190) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: Mewling jew dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.
it's sorta fun actually. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: emerald exciting university pocket flask Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don, I'm fucked up and weird and probably have some mental problems, but you definitely take the cake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532195) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM Author: Mewling jew hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some day though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532200) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM Author: emerald exciting university pocket flask It guess it's possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532202) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:42 AM Author: Cerebral sticky ladyboy Woah woah.
Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? Anyone want to email her this thread?
I just want to see her reaction, or at least hear about it secondhand. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM Author: Mewling jew no, no one does.
it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do like her. and not just for how she looks, really.
but i just cannot help thinking in that pattern. i think that way about everything. |
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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:54 PM Author: Crawly onyx ticket booth This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579965) |
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Date: September 17th, 2006 6:54 AM Author: dashing mint potus mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6628575) |
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Date: June 5th, 2006 1:13 PM Author: sooty know-it-all library and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5914985) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM Author: Mewling jew you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532055) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM Author: judgmental trailer park windowlicker never be surprised about your successes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532087) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM Author: Mewling jew i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it's with women or in investing or in school or at work or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532163) |
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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:40 AM Author: Out-of-control Plaza LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633652) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: Cerebral sticky ladyboy I'm giving this a 0% chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532165) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: emerald exciting university pocket flask J., ever the realist. Poor Don. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532167) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM Author: Mewling jew well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532170) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM Author: Cerebral sticky ladyboy Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off in some way or another? (please don't describe)
Why do you act like such a novice then?
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:32 AM Author: Mewling jew i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a while. i havent even done a date since like last july.
i've gone out with tons of girls over the years. yeah i had that gf and you are right about what happened. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: Cerebral sticky ladyboy This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".
Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM Author: Mewling jew well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls out much, as i have not in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532201) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: Cerebral sticky ladyboy last july?
Consider myself skeptical about your experience. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: Mewling jew well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive. i think it is finally coming back a bit.
in HS i went out with a different girl every week. only time in my life anyone ever called me a 'pimp.' |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: Titillating misunderstood foreskin (gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubing it with her spit.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536399) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: wonderful ratface how accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536341) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: Mewling jew what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever, just fairly casual black leather shoes), tan/white button-up, sweater? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532166) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fine, and casual black leather shoes. Don't dress like a scrub, but no need to try too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532182) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM Author: Mewling jew cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth of stubble now) so i have just a little stubble then. i hear chix dig a bit of stubble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532188) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of stubble with sweater and jeans is scrubbier than clean-shaven with jeans and a hoodie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532193) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: Mewling jew i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go for the stubble.
yeah i dont even own a hoodie thank god. i remember when a girl, years ago, showed up on a date in a hoodie though. i was not pleased. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates". The fact that this is just lunch makes me think you should dress even a bit more casual than a regular first date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532205) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM Author: Mewling jew hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about what i wear every day (though i wear sneakers instead of the black shoes). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532217) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).
Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:45 AM Author: Mewling jew they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wanna err on the side of caution and not wear them. they are comfy and were sorta expensive, but they dont look that great these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532256) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a good brand for jogging/running. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533374) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: Mewling jew no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i was walking. he called it 'pronating,' where your foot is kinda tilted.
i have had ankle problems all my life. that's why.
he suggested these shoes cuz they are good on the ankles. i tried them on and liked them. so i got them. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:29 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting I thought I heard that beards are in these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533327) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:30 AM Author: Mewling jew too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533336) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM Author: Mewling jew this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532192) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: doobsian razzmatazz nursing home resist the temptation, dooder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532197) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: Mewling jew yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532204) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533448) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:38 AM Author: sapphire boyish church building son of senegal keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipation of what happens next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532209) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM Author: Mewling jew OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532218) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:46 AM Author: Mewling jew god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. or maybe i can a few hours before and shower/brush. this is gonna be hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532262) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:39 AM Author: charcoal big stag film Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's like hiring someone to kill you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533387) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting TTIWWP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533290) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM Author: Mewling jew what does that mean anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533339) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting This thread is worthless without pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533351) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM Author: Mewling jew search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533451) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:54 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form an opinion from only one picture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533490) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:10 AM Author: pea-brained whorehouse famous landscape painting warren. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533622) |
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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:43 PM Author: Khaki frum pistol public bath Are you Rick James, bitch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012413) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM Author: magenta aphrodisiac sanctuary tank she's not attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533454) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM Author: magenta aphrodisiac sanctuary tank Don't fuck this up, although you probably will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533354) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM Author: Grizzly Sinister House Sex Offender talk about foreshadowing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536300) |
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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: blue property dragon Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579800) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:34 AM Author: smoky rehab fortuitous meteor Good luck bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533362) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM Author: Clear Sneaky Criminal Cuckoldry Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533397) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: magenta aphrodisiac sanctuary tank credited.
and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be "funny".
You aren't Don, you really aren't. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:18 PM Author: wonderful ratface I found it funny... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536276) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: adventurous very tactful macaca newt awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the right way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533440) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:49 AM Author: Mewling jew i already did all that. minus the picture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533456) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: wonderful ratface Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.
G'luck. |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:34 PM Author: nofapping razzle center Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)
Girl you're working with some ass yeah
You're bad yeah
Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah
His last yeah
Oh god...poor Don... |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: nofapping razzle center Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.
Oh God... this one's a gem also. |
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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:20 AM Author: Out-of-control Plaza lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467405) |
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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:21 AM Author: Purple razzle-dazzle associate institution Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to get over the lost of Don... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467412) |
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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Mahogany Kitty Background Story never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579790) |
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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: appetizing karate shrine Hahaha she read this. Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579949) |
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