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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:35 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds of getting some (eventually, not that day necessarily)?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531800) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:47 AM Author: Disgusting Gaping Chapel
THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON.
If she doesn't work out, find a way to hang with her and her friends. From there, your circle will expand dramatically.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531897) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel suggested it, actually)...then, que sera, sera.
maybe we'll take a walk by the capitol or one of the lakes, all of which are near there. it's really pretty and romantic around there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531848) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM Author: Carmine pea-brained internal respiration doctorate
you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531839) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:46 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
well this girl just had a nosejob. score!
but really, it wasnt that big to begin with.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533432) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
Girl you're working with some ass yeah
You're bad yeah
Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah
His last yeah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531887) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
advice, thoughts?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531969) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:58 AM Author: Coiffed dull theater
Are you going out for dinner or for lunch?
If it's lunch don't expect anything too romantic during your walk -- most chicks are not exhibitionists.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531983) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this time, other than maybe a hug or an arm around her.
i sorta think chicks appreciate it when you dont go for it on the first date. 2nd is better.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531991) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.
and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532026) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly normal, or at least i seem so, i think.
yeah pay-as-you-go is good.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532143) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM Author: peach location
lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid
lunch date + hanging out all day, then going out at night=100%
It's in your hands now, Don.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531972) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:05 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL. it's only like 30 dollars a month together, i think!
i'll give my work phone till then, i guess. it should be only a couple of days.
or maybe i should get a prepaid phone and keep borrowing internet. that might be cheaper and easier.
whaddya think?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532035) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: peach location
dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.
By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532085) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM Author: Dashing apoplectic temple
I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.
And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532086) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 'take you out' and she said okay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532011)
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.
that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.
that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532158) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.
it's sorta fun actually.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532194) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:42 AM Author: Obsidian knife hominid
Woah woah.
Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? Anyone want to email her this thread?
I just want to see her reaction, or at least hear about it secondhand.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532230) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
no, no one does.
it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do like her. and not just for how she looks, really.
but i just cannot help thinking in that pattern. i think that way about everything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532240) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532055) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: Obsidian knife hominid
I'm giving this a 0% chance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532165) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM Author: Obsidian knife hominid
Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off in some way or another? (please don't describe)
Why do you act like such a novice then?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532181)
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:32 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a while. i havent even done a date since like last july.
i've gone out with tons of girls over the years. yeah i had that gf and you are right about what happened.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532185) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: Obsidian knife hominid
This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".
Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532196)
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: Obsidian knife hominid
last july?
Consider myself skeptical about your experience.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532206) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive. i think it is finally coming back a bit.
in HS i went out with a different girl every week. only time in my life anyone ever called me a 'pimp.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532213) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever, just fairly casual black leather shoes), tan/white button-up, sweater?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532166) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go for the stubble.
yeah i dont even own a hoodie thank god. i remember when a girl, years ago, showed up on a date in a hoodie though. i was not pleased.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532198) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM Author: Dashing apoplectic temple
Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).
Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532239) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i was walking. he called it 'pronating,' where your foot is kinda tilted.
i have had ankle problems all my life. that's why.
he suggested these shoes cuz they are good on the ankles. i tried them on and liked them. so i got them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533445) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532192) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:38 AM Author: impertinent library legend
keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipation of what happens next.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532209) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:46 AM Author: Mustard sneaky criminal
god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. or maybe i can a few hours before and shower/brush. this is gonna be hard.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532262) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone histrionic university
TTIWWP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533290) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM Author: Fishy insecure sanctuary
Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533354) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 10:34 AM Author: Blue Fragrant Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater
Good luck bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533362) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM Author: glassy domesticated mother
Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533397) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: Fishy insecure sanctuary
credited.
and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be "funny".
You aren't Don, you really aren't.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533402) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: house-broken den
Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.
G'luck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536294) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:34 PM Author: Multi-colored rehab persian
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)
Girl you're working with some ass yeah
You're bad yeah
Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah
His last yeah
Oh god...poor Don...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536355) |
Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: Multi-colored rehab persian
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.
Oh God... this one's a gem also.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536370) |
Date: August 19th, 2006 2:20 AM Author: Curious hall cuck
lolololol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467405) |
Date: September 8th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Hairraiser flesh crackhouse
never forget
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579790) |
Date: September 8th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: Ungodly senate
Hahaha she read this. Lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579949) |
Date: September 18th, 2006 12:38 AM Author: Curious hall cuck
ah, yes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633642) |
Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM Author: Adventurous Cyan Meetinghouse
legend of don barzini bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8915466) |
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