lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#15074496)

From: sds2002@columbia.edu

Reply-To: sds2002@columbia.edu

Subject: IMPORTANT - serious situation on our floor - PLEASE READ

To: [EDITED]

hey everyone, this is really important so please read it:

sometime last night a flyer was posted on several doors on our floor, making extremely threatening and defamatory comments about one of our people, ici from 1209. thank you to those of you who helped take it down (and those of you who retaliated with the other flyer).

security is investigating this, but i'm trying to help them find out if anyone saw someone putting up the flyers last night. if you saw any activity like this on our floor last night, or have any clue as to who the perpetrator was, please let me know. any tip you give me will be anonymous

- you can talk to me in person or by email.

i will give the content of that information (but not your identity) to security to help them find the perpetrator.

thanks for your help guys. have a great weekend.

sebastian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=94761&forum_id=1#1495110)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#15081319)

Date: October 15th, 2004 10:59 PM

Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Date: October 5th, 2004 4:19 PM

Author: ElGreco (the one and only)

Date: October 4th, 2004 4:32 PM

Author: ElGreco (the one and only)

For reasons already widely-known by the regs on this board (in addition to the various lurkers, Athenian, wolverinee, Fanatic, etc), it has already been proven why I am undoubtably and undeniably elite. In addition to all this, I have the strong backing of DBZ, the other pwner on this board, who is welcome to post *HIS* reason(s) as to why he owns all of you. Ten reasons why I own you bitch-fuckers:

1) The loser-fucker dogfucker took my prose word-for-word without citation, meaning that my word is so superior, he thought it would make him sound smarter by using it directly. Proof of my success. My prose is admired. It is glorified. People fucking WANT to be me. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89919#1433615

2) I attend the uber-prestigious Columbia University as a C. Prescott Davis scholar, being already (without even factoring GPA), at the top 3% of my class. Loser-fucker Fanatic even undeniably acknowledged my eliteness. Yes, whether you like it or not, SEAS is a part of Columbia, and by acknowleging the prestige of Columbia University, you are also acknowledging the fact that I am intelligent, elite, etc. Besides, the mere fact that I am a scholar puts me in front of all the non-scholar Columbia College students. You lose either way, and I always win. HTH

3) I am Asian (more specifically Chinese), so I am automatically recognized to be intelligent. I don't even need to show people a resume for them to think I'm smart. Both DBZ and I are members of the future elite race that will dominate the world.

4) My resume is as high quality & long as as a black phallus is to you sex-obsessed dipshits. The quality & quanity of my various positions definitely speaks for itself in terms intelligence, skills, etc. Back when this elite list was still available for viewing, an old reg will be able to acknowledge this obvious fact.

5) I have superior argumentation and logic skills. I am highly-intelligent, versatile, faithful, and most of all, powerful. Most you of loser-fuckers are even using the terms DBZ and I coined. You're often out of breath when you respond to my attacks, are unable to attack back, etc (Lao, Fanatic, GTO, etc) with logical and comprehensible arguments.

6) You losers-fuckers admire me. You have openly acknowledged my eliteness (hidden_hampster). I even have stalkers that track my accomplishments, whereabouts, even my screen name! You even consistently beg to talk to me AFTER being repeatedly blocked on AIM (crazybug).

7) Regarding my beliefs on sex and living a happy life of true love, none of you hold a candle to me. You merely back up the fact that the vast majority of you are non-virgins at age 18-22, a fucking disgrace. The mere fact that about 98% of the world population is NOT a virgin before marriage already puts me at the top 2% of the world. You guys are fucking funny when it comes to debating virginity.

8) I have a girlfriend that loves me. Most of you have fuck-buddies you force yourself to believe really love you. Most of you will NEVER find true love in your lifetime, eliminating the possibility that you will lead a truely happy life had you not premaritally fucked.

9) I have powerful friends (unlike the fakeshits that most of you are surrounded by). My friends actually matter, and they make a fucking difference, whereas most of you are surrounded by worthless trash.

10) I am proud of my culture, and I don't hide behind a fucking curtain otherwise known as "AMERICAN." Yes, I am both an American, and Chinese, and I have a strong respect for my culture and my people, unlike most of you white-washed loser-fucker immigrants. I speak my language fluently. I have strong knowledge of my history and culture.

I welcome bashes, insults, etc as a result of your own psychological insecurities. By doing so, I not only openly acknowledge my eliteness, but reveal why almost all of you are inferior. Most of you (see my list for non-losers-fuckers-- this entire post doesn't pertain to you) don't even hold a candle to me.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89996#1435201)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=94761&forum_id=1#1495442)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#15081341)

I have a few things to tell you. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were good things. In fact, I almost fucking cheered out loud when I learned about what happened in elementary school. Recently, when I went to the new air and space museum, my main purpose was to take a picture with the airplane that dropped those bombs. As for the older generation Japs, I'm glad what happened to you during FDR's reign. That's right. That's one of the reasons why I think FDR was the fucking SHIT! I'm glad you were put into concentration camps for fucking years. That's right. Whenever I hear about a Jap woman getting shot, getting killed, getting raped, I'll only think of what happened in Nanking, what you did to my people. The children of my enemy is STILL my enemy. I'm going to learn your fucking language. I'm going to own you one day. I'm going to make you pay for what happened in Nanking. Those ex-soldiers that are still alive deserved to be fucking burned. They deserve to have the most miserable mutilations possible done to them. FUCK ALL OF YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=94761&forum_id=1#1495481)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#15081342)

Pan-Asianism > this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#15082140)

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About Me

Basic Info Sex: Male

Current City: New York, New York

Likes and Interests

Activities: Defeating My Enemies

Interests: Intellectual Warfare

Music: Ennio Morricone, Fritz Kreisler, J.S.Bach, Michael Jackson, Enya, Giuseppe Verdi, Eminem

Books The Count of Monte Cristo, Metamorphoses, The Decameron, The Aeneid, Crime and Punishment

Movies: The Jackal, Pretty Woman, Forrest Gump(1994), Ghost, Point of No Return, Point Break, A Little Princess, A Beautiful Mind, Public Enemies, District 9, Terminator I, Last of the Mohicans, A Better Tomorrow, Gangs of New York, There Will Be Blood, Scent of a Woman, Scarface, Ghost in the Shell

Television: Prison Break, Shanghai Bund

Other: Ben Bernanke, Warren Buffett, Anri Suzuki, Josh Levs CNN, The Facebook Effect, by David Kirkpatrick, Stanford University, Dartmouth, Rice University, Emory University, Cornell University, Princeton University, Yale University, Harvard University, Vanderbilt University, Johns Hopkins University, Bill Gates, Vroman, When I Realized That 3.14 Looks Like "PIE" Backwards, My Mind Was Blown, ‘匳DaYuan —щmäj, Columbia University, New York University, Queens College

Contact Information

Email: ici.x.li@jpmchase.com

Facebook Profile facebook.com/pearlshark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1320212&forum_id=2#16111547)