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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
what??
Domesticated french chef
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
godawful confused mediation psychic
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
Guidos.
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
...
Translucent Corner
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
..
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
ebony excitant yarmulke ceo
  02/14/05
HAHA!
autistic aggressive filthpig temple
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
sable supple set
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
Razzle-dazzle Jew
  02/14/05
Interesting.
contagious amber site
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
Domesticated french chef
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
razzle bronze pistol
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
stubborn cordovan stag film
  02/14/05
...
contagious amber site
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Ocher shrine
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Ocher shrine
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
Green 180 Bbw Toaster
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
turquoise adulterous jap
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
razzle bronze pistol
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
Idiotic dark rehab
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
razzle bronze pistol
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
Idiotic dark rehab
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
razzle bronze pistol
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
Snowy tantric dingle berry
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
razzle bronze pistol
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
Idiotic dark rehab
  08/12/05
...
Laughsome Black Woman Alpha
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Appetizing wine headpube abode
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
overrated sinister cruise ship
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
razzle bronze pistol
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
cerise bearded ape private investor
  07/06/06
...
hilarious pink base
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
razzle bronze pistol
  09/07/06
tytyty
fiercely-loyal sweet tailpipe ticket booth
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
autistic aggressive filthpig temple
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
talented property organic girlfriend
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
razzle bronze pistol
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
Violent principal's office
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Domesticated french chef

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: godawful confused mediation psychic

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Translucent Corner
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: ebony excitant yarmulke ceo

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: autistic aggressive filthpig temple

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: sable supple set

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Jew

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: contagious amber site

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Domesticated french chef

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: stubborn cordovan stag film

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: contagious amber site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Ocher shrine

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Ocher shrine

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Green 180 Bbw Toaster

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise adulterous jap

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: Idiotic dark rehab

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Idiotic dark rehab

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: Snowy tantric dingle berry

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Idiotic dark rehab

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Black Woman Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Appetizing wine headpube abode

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: overrated sinister cruise ship

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: cerise bearded ape private investor

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: hilarious pink base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sweet tailpipe ticket booth

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: autistic aggressive filthpig temple

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: talented property organic girlfriend

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: razzle bronze pistol

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: Violent principal's office

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)