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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
what??
hideous business firm scourge upon the earth
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
Alcoholic parlour dog poop
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
Guidos.
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
...
Lake kitty
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
..
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
Mustard stag film
  02/14/05
HAHA!
Swollen Avocado Site
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
Up-to-no-good Incel
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
diverse erotic house useless brakes
  02/14/05
Interesting.
Offensive light corn cake orchestra pit
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
hideous business firm scourge upon the earth
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Hilarious mad cow disease range
  02/14/05
...
Offensive light corn cake orchestra pit
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Pale Circlehead
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Pale Circlehead
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
lavender theater filthpig
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
marvelous meetinghouse
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
Cheese-eating Halford
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
laughsome slate laser beams
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
Cheese-eating Halford
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
laughsome slate laser beams
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
Cheese-eating Halford
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
Massive hissy fit
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
Cheese-eating Halford
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
laughsome slate laser beams
  08/12/05
...
Heady aqua gaping dopamine
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Sick abnormal azn indian lodge
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
cerise fluffy gunner
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
Cheese-eating Halford
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
Cyan Police Squad Forum
  07/06/06
...
Charismatic Zippy Box Office Cuck
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
Cheese-eating Halford
  09/07/06
tytyty
Aquamarine Provocative Haunted Graveyard
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
Swollen Avocado Site
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
Bronze Legend
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
Cheese-eating Halford
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
bonkers cowardly national
  12/12/06





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: hideous business firm scourge upon the earth

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlour dog poop

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Lake kitty
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Mustard stag film

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Swollen Avocado Site

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Incel

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: diverse erotic house useless brakes

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Offensive light corn cake orchestra pit

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: hideous business firm scourge upon the earth

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease range

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Offensive light corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Pale Circlehead

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Pale Circlehead

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: lavender theater filthpig

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: laughsome slate laser beams

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: laughsome slate laser beams

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: Massive hissy fit

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: laughsome slate laser beams

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Heady aqua gaping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Sick abnormal azn indian lodge

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: cerise fluffy gunner

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Cyan Police Squad Forum

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Charismatic Zippy Box Office Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Provocative Haunted Graveyard

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Swollen Avocado Site

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: Bronze Legend

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Halford

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: bonkers cowardly national

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)