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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
what??
Abnormal tanning salon
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
shimmering partner trailer park
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
Guidos.
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
...
Crawly Regret
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
..
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
gay parlour
  02/14/05
HAHA!
slap-happy chartreuse university
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
Dun hissy fit whorehouse
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
supple jade messiness
  02/14/05
Interesting.
French Mediation
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
Abnormal tanning salon
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Lascivious private investor crackhouse
  02/14/05
...
French Mediation
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
cordovan dog poop public bath
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
cordovan dog poop public bath
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
sadistic apoplectic stage
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
Charcoal thirsty field telephone
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
vigorous milk turdskin
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
cruel-hearted big sound barrier
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
vigorous milk turdskin
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
cruel-hearted big sound barrier
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
vigorous milk turdskin
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
fear-inspiring territorial headpube
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
vigorous milk turdskin
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
cruel-hearted big sound barrier
  08/12/05
...
Vibrant meetinghouse
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Slimy incel
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
aggressive hairraiser church scourge upon the earth
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
vigorous milk turdskin
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
exciting sickened indian lodge
  07/06/06
...
nighttime jew jewess
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
vigorous milk turdskin
  09/07/06
tytyty
Deep locus
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
slap-happy chartreuse university
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
Swashbuckling kitchen
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
vigorous milk turdskin
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
ruby excitant hall
  12/12/06





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: shimmering partner trailer park

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Crawly Regret
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: gay parlour

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: slap-happy chartreuse university

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Dun hissy fit whorehouse

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: supple jade messiness

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: French Mediation

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Abnormal tanning salon

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Lascivious private investor crackhouse

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: French Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: cordovan dog poop public bath

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: cordovan dog poop public bath

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: sadistic apoplectic stage

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Charcoal thirsty field telephone

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted big sound barrier

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted big sound barrier

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring territorial headpube

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted big sound barrier

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Slimy incel

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: aggressive hairraiser church scourge upon the earth

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: exciting sickened indian lodge

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: nighttime jew jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Deep locus

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: slap-happy chartreuse university

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: vigorous milk turdskin

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: ruby excitant hall

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)