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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
what??
floppy insane philosopher-king
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
Clear windowlicker blood rage
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
Guidos.
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
...
Balding senate
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
..
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
Plum talking location juggernaut
  02/14/05
HAHA!
Black Sneaky Criminal Spot
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
brindle hairy legs church building
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
hilarious dog poop national
  02/14/05
Interesting.
irate fragrant cruise ship deer antler
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
floppy insane philosopher-king
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond
  02/14/05
...
irate fragrant cruise ship deer antler
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
frozen death wish
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
frozen death wish
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
odious ebony chapel useless brakes
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
Ocher Nubile Locus
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
ivory den
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
ivory den
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
spectacular address
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
ivory den
  08/12/05
...
wonderful personal credit line nibblets
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Lake dingle berry tanning salon
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
Smoky arrogant mad-dog skullcap therapy
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
blue arousing turdskin locale
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
Adventurous unhinged center national security agency
  07/06/06
...
wild indirect expression
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
blue arousing turdskin locale
  09/07/06
tytyty
chocolate exciting gay wizard mother
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
Black Sneaky Criminal Spot
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
swashbuckling flesh ticket booth incel
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
blue arousing turdskin locale
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
Shivering Mental Disorder
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: floppy insane philosopher-king

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Clear windowlicker blood rage

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Balding senate
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Plum talking location juggernaut

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Black Sneaky Criminal Spot

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: brindle hairy legs church building

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: hilarious dog poop national

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: irate fragrant cruise ship deer antler

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: floppy insane philosopher-king

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor generalized bond

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: irate fragrant cruise ship deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: frozen death wish

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: frozen death wish

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: odious ebony chapel useless brakes

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Ocher Nubile Locus

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: ivory den

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: ivory den

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: spectacular address

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: ivory den

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: wonderful personal credit line nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Lake dingle berry tanning salon

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Smoky arrogant mad-dog skullcap therapy

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Adventurous unhinged center national security agency

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: wild indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: chocolate exciting gay wizard mother

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Black Sneaky Criminal Spot

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh ticket booth incel

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: blue arousing turdskin locale

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: Shivering Mental Disorder

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)