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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: boyish tanning salon They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: talented angry university becky what?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM Author: Gay Big Range Quiet, the spic is opining on white society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: boyish tanning salon That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.
Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: boyish tanning salon As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic Haha, yeah they're still fair game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM Author: boyish tanning salon Guidos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic I'm German-Irish... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: iridescent greedy locale Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Sooty heaven That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Sooty heaven That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: boyish tanning salon Wazzup, coolie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Sooty heaven Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM Author: boyish tanning salon I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM Author: Sooty heaven Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: boyish tanning salon My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM Author: Sooty heaven But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM Author: boyish tanning salon Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.
*Full House theme plays in background* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: Sooty heaven So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: boyish tanning salon >--}--> [] []
*crashes into plucot's north tower* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic Holy shit hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: Sooty heaven i still don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: boyish tanning salon @] [] <--{--<
*crashes into plucot's south tower* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: Sooty heaven what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?
As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM Author: boyish tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: boyish tanning salon .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: spruce aromatic hunting ground piazza I like the ascii art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: cordovan fragrant marketing idea business firm HAHA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: light galvanic hairy legs dingle berry wow, that went right over your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: comical umber office That is disrespectful to my faith......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: pungent vivacious bawdyhouse roast beef Interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356) |
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM Author: Sooty heaven A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: talented angry university becky indians hate sand niggers as much as us... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM Author: Sooty heaven I thought we were the sand niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM Author: boyish tanning salon No, the racists call you 'curry coons.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: Sooty heaven Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: boyish tanning salon What does this have to do with Mormons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: Sooty heaven Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: boyish tanning salon No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: Sooty heaven I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: boyish tanning salon You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Sooty heaven He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: boyish tanning salon Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: Sooty heaven yes, that's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: pungent vivacious bawdyhouse roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Yellow wrinkle plaza God's penis is about 3"
this is based on sound, scientific research.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM Author: Yellow wrinkle plaza why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: Excitant metal psychic Oh yeah. I.. uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: azure foreskin Classic exchange:
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: petrodollar
>--}--> [] []
*crashes into plucot's north tower*
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Evan-2000
Holy shit hahaha
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: plucot
i still don't get it.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: petrodollar
@] [] <--{--<
*crashes into plucot's south tower*
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: boyish tanning salon Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM Author: vengeful sound barrier Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: boyish tanning salon Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: vengeful sound barrier This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM Author: boyish tanning salon "god creating man in his image"
Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.
' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '
If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being? |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM Author: pearl circlehead If you were God, who would you have sex with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: boyish tanning salon Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: vengeful sound barrier Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."
If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever. |
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Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM Author: Pea-brained Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM Author: grizzly menage Pee pee bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM Author: Twisted startling parlour i didnt know god was black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM Author: boyish tanning salon Ah. This thread has some of my better work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM Author: Cocky Supple Sandwich Half-breed Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro
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Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM Author: razzle insanely creepy karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM Author: boyish tanning salon As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM Author: up-to-no-good site tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: cordovan fragrant marketing idea business firm thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM Author: motley ocher station Dangle, dangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: boyish tanning salon Ah, Mormons... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM Author: Cobalt Appetizing Home Cut or uncut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155) |