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Don shall see the jewess on Saturday!

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds o...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
99%
Costumed umber bawdyhouse useless brakes
  04/07/06
no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up sig...
Costumed umber bawdyhouse useless brakes
  04/07/06
yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON. If she doesn't work out, find a w...
aphrodisiac hissy fit mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we l...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I'm proud of you, man.
Amber private investor dingle berry
  04/07/06
thanks dood
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
awesome. What are you going to be doing?
appetizing people who are hurt
  04/07/06
lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel sug...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I ...
aphrodisiac hissy fit mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder
beta galvanic parlour therapy
  04/07/06
search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. li...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?
Cobalt Domesticated Community Account Library
  04/07/06
hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or...
embarrassed to the bone trip skinny woman
  04/07/06
well this girl just had a nosejob. score! but really, it ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Girl you're working with some ass yeah You're bad yeah ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
advice, thoughts?
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Are you going out for dinner or for lunch? If it's lunch do...
maize rebellious indian lodge
  04/07/06
lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this ti...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phon...
appetizing people who are hurt
  04/07/06
i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She pr...
appetizing people who are hurt
  04/07/06
nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly nor...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid lunch date + hang...
soggy degenerate
  04/07/06
lol on a 1st date?
beta galvanic parlour therapy
  04/07/06
yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, i...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting la...
soggy degenerate
  04/07/06
not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL....
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a...
soggy degenerate
  04/07/06
i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to frie...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. Se...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd proba...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 't...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
yeah.
appetizing people who are hurt
  04/07/06
nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that look...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up t...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thoug...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyon...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculatio...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don,...
Soul-stirring tripping abode
  04/07/06
hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some da...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
It guess it's possible.
Soul-stirring tripping abode
  04/07/06
Woah woah. Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? An...
Autistic sanctuary patrolman
  04/07/06
no, no one does. it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do lik...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.
at-the-ready space
  09/08/06
...
excitant school cafeteria brethren
  09/17/06
and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on
Haunting jew resort
  06/05/06
you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial mess...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
never be surprised about your successes.
soggy degenerate
  04/07/06
i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
LOL
insanely creepy slippery locus
  09/18/06
I'm giving this a 0% chance.
Autistic sanctuary patrolman
  04/07/06
J., ever the realist. Poor Don.
Soul-stirring tripping abode
  04/07/06
well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your li...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off ...
Autistic sanctuary patrolman
  04/07/06
i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a wh...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I...
Autistic sanctuary patrolman
  04/07/06
well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
last july? Consider myself skeptical about your experie...
Autistic sanctuary patrolman
  04/07/06
well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive....
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubin...
impertinent dragon new version
  04/07/06
how accurate.
dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fin...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates&...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retard...
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wan...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a ...
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I thought I heard that beards are in these days.
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's ...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
resist the temptation, dooder
medicated very tactful jap
  04/07/06
yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipati...
Indecent Cumskin
  04/07/06
OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stin...
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's...
maize rebellious indian lodge
  04/07/06
TTIWWP
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
what does that mean anyway?
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
This thread is worthless without pics.
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form a...
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
warren.
blathering sound barrier piazza
  04/07/06
Are you Rick James, bitch?
spectacular brilliant native sex offender
  04/26/07
she's not attractive.
misanthropic goyim
  04/07/06
Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.
misanthropic goyim
  04/07/06
talk about foreshadowing...
startled magenta dysfunction step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!
flickering stubborn yarmulke
  09/08/06
Good luck bro.
Ebony factory reset button forum
  04/07/06
Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that ar...
cyan coiffed station elastic band
  04/07/06
credited. and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be...
misanthropic goyim
  04/07/06
I found it funny...
dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the rig...
Nighttime Point
  04/07/06
i already did all that. minus the picture.
Transparent charismatic center faggotry
  04/07/06
Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were out...
dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: warren buffettzini (M...
emerald irate set candlestick maker
  04/07/06
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM Author: warren buffettzini (M...
emerald irate set candlestick maker
  04/07/06
lolololol
insanely creepy slippery locus
  08/19/06
Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to g...
Vigorous fuchsia corner ratface
  08/19/06
never forget
bateful tan main people
  09/08/06
never forget http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Marvelous location
  04/26/07
Hahaha she read this. Lol
vibrant rambunctious crotch range
  09/08/06
ah, yes.
insanely creepy slippery locus
  09/18/06
legend of don barzini bump
flirting stage
  11/19/07


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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds of getting some (eventually, not that day necessarily)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531800)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Costumed umber bawdyhouse useless brakes

99%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531808)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531838)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Costumed umber bawdyhouse useless brakes

Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up signs that she wants to get phsyical. Capitalize on any chance if it feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531861)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of hot single friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531883)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON.

If she doesn't work out, find a way to hang with her and her friends. From there, your circle will expand dramatically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531897)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we lived on the same floor in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531913)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Amber private investor dingle berry

I'm proud of you, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531810)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

thanks dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531857)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

awesome. What are you going to be doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531816)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel suggested it, actually)...then, que sera, sera.

maybe we'll take a walk by the capitol or one of the lakes, all of which are near there. it's really pretty and romantic around there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531848)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I can tell you dood :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531827)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what i suggested, without saying 'i cant do it at that time' or whatever. maybe this chick is a little less irritating than other girls i know, who alllllways do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531908)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: beta galvanic parlour therapy

i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531973)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. linked from facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532005)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Cobalt Domesticated Community Account Library

you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531839)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a jewish girl before (although i have often wanted to).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531854)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip skinny woman

you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or anorexics with fat noses? 3000 years of inbreeding does some bad things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533340)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:46 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

well this girl just had a nosejob. score!

but really, it wasnt that big to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533432)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531887)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

advice, thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531969)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: maize rebellious indian lodge

Are you going out for dinner or for lunch?

If it's lunch don't expect anything too romantic during your walk -- most chicks are not exhibitionists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531983)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this time, other than maybe a hug or an arm around her.

i sorta think chicks appreciate it when you dont go for it on the first date. 2nd is better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531991)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phone #.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532013)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.

and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532026)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She probalby thinks you are nuts from her experience living on your floor. She'll think you've grown up and joined modernity if you whip out your cell for something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532123)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly normal, or at least i seem so, i think.

yeah pay-as-you-go is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532143)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: soggy degenerate

lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid

lunch date + hanging out all day, then going out at night=100%

It's in your hands now, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531972)





Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: beta galvanic parlour therapy

lol on a 1st date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531989)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, if it goes *really* well. if she touches me, i'll do this. otherwise, i'll just ask her out for another day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532000)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: soggy degenerate

ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting laid (if she is a slut). If nothing else, you will get a second date in this second scenario. Get a cell phone yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532024)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL. it's only like 30 dollars a month together, i think!

i'll give my work phone till then, i guess. it should be only a couple of days.

or maybe i should get a prepaid phone and keep borrowing internet. that might be cheaper and easier.

whaddya think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532035)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: soggy degenerate

dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.

By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532085)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to friends for maybe 15 minutes, to my mom once a week for maybe an hour or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532150)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.

And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532086)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532154)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 'take you out' and she said okay.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532011)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532021)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that looks this good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532040)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up the whole tab and leave a tip. Though this might not fit into your weird little utilitarian musings on money, just man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532098)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532158)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532168)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532175)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyond belief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532190)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.

it's sorta fun actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532194)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tripping abode

Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don, I'm fucked up and weird and probably have some mental problems, but you definitely take the cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532195)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532200)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tripping abode

It guess it's possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532202)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Autistic sanctuary patrolman

Woah woah.

Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? Anyone want to email her this thread?

I just want to see her reaction, or at least hear about it secondhand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532230)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

no, no one does.

it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do like her. and not just for how she looks, really.

but i just cannot help thinking in that pattern. i think that way about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532240)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready space

This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579965)





Date: September 17th, 2006 6:54 AM
Author: excitant school cafeteria brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6628575)





Date: June 5th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: Haunting jew resort

and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5914985)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532055)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: soggy degenerate

never be surprised about your successes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532087)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it's with women or in investing or in school or at work or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532163)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: insanely creepy slippery locus

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633652)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Autistic sanctuary patrolman

I'm giving this a 0% chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532165)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tripping abode

J., ever the realist. Poor Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532167)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532170)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Autistic sanctuary patrolman

Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off in some way or another? (please don't describe)

Why do you act like such a novice then?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532181)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a while. i havent even done a date since like last july.

i've gone out with tons of girls over the years. yeah i had that gf and you are right about what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532185)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Autistic sanctuary patrolman

This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".

Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532196)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls out much, as i have not in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532201)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Autistic sanctuary patrolman

last july?

Consider myself skeptical about your experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532206)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive. i think it is finally coming back a bit.

in HS i went out with a different girl every week. only time in my life anyone ever called me a 'pimp.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532213)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: impertinent dragon new version

(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubing it with her spit.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536399)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency

how accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536341)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever, just fairly casual black leather shoes), tan/white button-up, sweater?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532166)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fine, and casual black leather shoes. Don't dress like a scrub, but no need to try too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532182)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth of stubble now) so i have just a little stubble then. i hear chix dig a bit of stubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532188)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of stubble with sweater and jeans is scrubbier than clean-shaven with jeans and a hoodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532193)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go for the stubble.

yeah i dont even own a hoodie thank god. i remember when a girl, years ago, showed up on a date in a hoodie though. i was not pleased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532198)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates". The fact that this is just lunch makes me think you should dress even a bit more casual than a regular first date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532205)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about what i wear every day (though i wear sneakers instead of the black shoes).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532217)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).

Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532239)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wanna err on the side of caution and not wear them. they are comfy and were sorta expensive, but they dont look that great these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532256)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:36 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a good brand for jogging/running.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533374)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i was walking. he called it 'pronating,' where your foot is kinda tilted.

i have had ankle problems all my life. that's why.

he suggested these shoes cuz they are good on the ankles. i tried them on and liked them. so i got them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533445)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:29 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

I thought I heard that beards are in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533327)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533336)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532192)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: medicated very tactful jap

resist the temptation, dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532197)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532204)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533448)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:38 AM
Author: Indecent Cumskin

keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipation of what happens next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532209)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532218)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. or maybe i can a few hours before and shower/brush. this is gonna be hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532262)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: maize rebellious indian lodge

Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's like hiring someone to kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533387)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

TTIWWP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533290)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

what does that mean anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533339)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

This thread is worthless without pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533351)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533451)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form an opinion from only one picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533490)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:10 AM
Author: blathering sound barrier piazza

warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533622)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:43 PM
Author: spectacular brilliant native sex offender

Are you Rick James, bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012413)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: misanthropic goyim

she's not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533454)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: misanthropic goyim

Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533354)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: startled magenta dysfunction step-uncle's house

talk about foreshadowing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536300)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: flickering stubborn yarmulke

Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579800)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:34 AM
Author: Ebony factory reset button forum

Good luck bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533362)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM
Author: cyan coiffed station elastic band

Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533397)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: misanthropic goyim

credited.

and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be "funny".

You aren't Don, you really aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533402)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency

I found it funny...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536276)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Nighttime Point

awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the right way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533440)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:49 AM
Author: Transparent charismatic center faggotry

i already did all that. minus the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533456)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency

Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.

G'luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536294)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: emerald irate set candlestick maker

Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

Oh god...poor Don...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536355)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: emerald irate set candlestick maker

Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

Oh God... this one's a gem also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536370)





Date: August 19th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: insanely creepy slippery locus

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467405)





Date: August 19th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: Vigorous fuchsia corner ratface

Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to get over the lost of Don...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467412)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: bateful tan main people

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579790)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous location

never forget

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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012394)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious crotch range

Hahaha she read this. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579949)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: insanely creepy slippery locus

ah, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633642)





Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: flirting stage

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8915466)