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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
vibrant nursing home ratface
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
underhanded azn
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
Cracking Elite Pocket Flask University
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
Glittery mahogany lay boiling water
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
very
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
No date, then?
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
Titillating Frum Gaming Laptop Milk
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
Titillating Frum Gaming Laptop Milk
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
fluffy dun garrison incel
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
fluffy dun garrison incel
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
fluffy dun garrison incel
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
Charismatic associate
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter
  04/07/06
titcr
Mischievous Slate Sound Barrier Parlour
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
Glittery mahogany lay boiling water
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
Glittery mahogany lay boiling water
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
Link?
Spectacular Locale
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
exhilarant coffee pot
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
fluffy dun garrison incel
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
Aromatic fortuitous meteor public bath
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
know-it-all queen of the night
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
Link?
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
alcoholic lascivious meetinghouse
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
Charismatic associate
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
wine sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
startled people who are hurt set
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
motley private investor sneaky criminal
  04/07/06
forget it
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
vibrant nursing home ratface
  04/07/06
uh, def not
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
vibrant nursing home ratface
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
wine sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
That sucks.
Trip Laser Beams
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
ouch
Trip Laser Beams
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
wine sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
carmine quadroon
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
Laughsome trust fund
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
Marvelous cuck
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
Laughsome trust fund
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
puce bateful codepig school
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
brindle principal's office
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
rose 180 gay wizard juggernaut
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
Mentally Impaired Iridescent Organic Girlfriend
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
Mentally Impaired Iridescent Organic Girlfriend
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
lilac weed whacker
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
stirring amethyst parlor international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
Charismatic associate
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
Flesh Party Of The First Part Temple
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
puce bateful codepig school
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
curious heaven jewess
  04/07/06
that was mean
Up-to-no-good church
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
gold arousing box office persian
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
lilac weed whacker
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
lilac weed whacker
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
Histrionic senate feces
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
Laughsome trust fund
  04/07/06
low blow :(
contagious ungodly haunted graveyard
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
Spruce supple pisswyrm
  04/07/06
yeah
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
out-of-control at-the-ready stead
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
Diverse location halford
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
out-of-control at-the-ready stead
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
racy well-lubricated indian lodge windowlicker
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
Mischievous Slate Sound Barrier Parlour
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
fragrant plaza scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
180.
Charismatic associate
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
Talented Resort Ape
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
Territorial geriatric house liquid oxygen
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling national internal respiration
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
cowardly gas station
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
Stimulating property
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
cowardly gas station
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
Stimulating property
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler
  04/07/06
yes he did
cowardly gas station
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
french jet dilemma friendly grandma
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
Charismatic associate
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
primrose unhinged crackhouse
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
gold arousing box office persian
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
self-centered piazza half-breed
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
gold arousing box office persian
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
Abusive Market Potus
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
wow
Up-to-no-good church
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
Talented Resort Ape
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
Up-to-no-good church
  04/07/06
How romantic.
Jade Rebellious Therapy Genital Piercing
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
Self-absorbed main people
  04/07/06
...
Stimulating property
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
lilac weed whacker
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
boyish light station
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
carmine quadroon
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
arrogant multi-colored center
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
Charismatic associate
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
out-of-control at-the-ready stead
  10/04/07
Wow
thriller boistinker becky
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
hairraiser alcoholic rigor stage
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
fear-inspiring insane theater generalized bond
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
Talented Resort Ape
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
Deranged red dysfunction pit
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
Heady ultramarine state legend
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
boyish light station
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
internet-worthy angry abode
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
boyish light station
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
Up-to-no-good church
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
Deranged red dysfunction pit
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
boyish light station
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
Deranged red dysfunction pit
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
boyish light station
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
crawly odious ticket booth
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
Carnelian hairless hairy legs
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
crawly odious ticket booth
  04/07/06
A++
boyish light station
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Orchid beady-eyed native telephone
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
unholy hot dingle berry
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
puce bateful codepig school
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
appetizing cream range alpha
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
Razzmatazz Faggotry
  04/07/06
This is sad.
Exciting den
  04/07/06
...
Brass office hominid
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
navy church building
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
Brass office hominid
  04/13/06
No way.
navy church building
  04/13/06
fag
Fuchsia cumskin
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
navy church building
  04/13/06
fag
Fuchsia cumskin
  11/29/06
...
cruel-hearted wonderful orchestra pit
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
flatulent concupiscible trailer park
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
Snowy mood
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
flatulent concupiscible trailer park
  08/17/06
please come back, don
Soul-stirring old irish cottage chad
  08/17/06
...
Pearly Adventurous Cruise Ship Cuckold
  08/17/06
Please.
splenetic jew
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
know-it-all queen of the night
  09/08/06
love you
dashing library ceo
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
know-it-all queen of the night
  10/06/06
lol!
bipolar provocative partner travel guidebook
  10/26/06
haha
transparent yapping area wagecucks
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
lilac weed whacker
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
vibrant nursing home ratface
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
Cerebral Corner
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
Khaki Free-loading Mental Disorder Stage
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
Floppy business firm community account
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
Charismatic associate
  05/08/07
oh dear
indecent son of senegal stag film
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
bull headed lodge striped hyena
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
out-of-control at-the-ready stead
  02/22/08
...
white bonkers casino
  03/19/08
...
flushed water buffalo forum
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
aqua really tough guy
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
Irradiated Bossy Rehab Dog Poop
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
Awkward Kitchen
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
aphrodisiac cordovan theater stage
  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
wild milky chapel
  07/24/08


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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535204)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home ratface

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535217)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535232)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: underhanded azn
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536739)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Pocket Flask University

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538149)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: Glittery mahogany lay boiling water

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535222)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535226)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535254)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535258)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535261)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535272)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535291)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating Frum Gaming Laptop Milk

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535263)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535289)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Titillating Frum Gaming Laptop Milk

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535296)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: fluffy dun garrison incel

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535326)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: fluffy dun garrison incel

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535330)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535339)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: fluffy dun garrison incel

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535344)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535361)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535884)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535321)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535333)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535358)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535371)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535395)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: Mischievous Slate Sound Barrier Parlour

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535335)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535307)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535316)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535348)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Glittery mahogany lay boiling water

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535277)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535298)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Glittery mahogany lay boiling water

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535305)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535357)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535391)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535417)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Locale

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535271)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant coffee pot

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535262)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: fluffy dun garrison incel

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor public bath

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535270)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535274)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535275)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535288)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535309)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535317)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: know-it-all queen of the night

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535312)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535320)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535353)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535385)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535402)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535427)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535676)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: alcoholic lascivious meetinghouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&mc=52&forum_id=2

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/AutoAdmit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599817&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592396&mc=58&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=290757&mc=17&forum_id=2

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com/charityefforts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=614676&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592855&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=331077

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617425&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591664&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=54&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=15&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012327)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535341)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535372)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535403)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535416)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535411)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535432)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535437)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535476)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535498)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535516)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535916)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood pozpig menage

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535342)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: wine sweet tailpipe

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535368)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: startled people who are hurt set

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535459)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535470)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: impressive preventive strike faggot firefighter

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535517)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535558)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: motley private investor sneaky criminal

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535495)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535522)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home ratface

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535497)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535504)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535536)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535561)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535640)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home ratface

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535643)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: wine sweet tailpipe

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535767)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Trip Laser Beams

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535527)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535546)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535580)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Trip Laser Beams

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535604)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: wine sweet tailpipe

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535605)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: carmine quadroon

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555366)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Laughsome trust fund

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535595)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535625)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535633)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535655)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Learning disabled pea-brained point toilet seat

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535675)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535723)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: Marvelous cuck

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536000)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536031)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Laughsome trust fund

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535635)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535660)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: puce bateful codepig school

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536257)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: brindle principal's office

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537829)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: rose 180 gay wizard juggernaut
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535630)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Iridescent Organic Girlfriend

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535650)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535669)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535699)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Iridescent Organic Girlfriend

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535718)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: lilac weed whacker

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535740)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580004)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: stirring amethyst parlor international law enforcement agency

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535754)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535781)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535929)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Flesh Party Of The First Part Temple

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536054)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: puce bateful codepig school

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535661)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: curious heaven jewess

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535711)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good church

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535751)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: gold arousing box office persian

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535752)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: lilac weed whacker

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535757)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535765)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: lilac weed whacker

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535782)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535801)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic senate feces

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535772)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Laughsome trust fund

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535774)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: contagious ungodly haunted graveyard

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535791)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Spruce supple pisswyrm

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535796)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535812)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: out-of-control at-the-ready stead

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535843)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Diverse location halford

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535852)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: out-of-control at-the-ready stead

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535897)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: racy well-lubricated indian lodge windowlicker

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535855)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Mischievous Slate Sound Barrier Parlour

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535940)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: fragrant plaza scourge upon the earth

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535908)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535947)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Talented Resort Ape

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535926)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: Territorial geriatric house liquid oxygen

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535971)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling national internal respiration

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536010)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: cowardly gas station
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536013)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: Stimulating property

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536025)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: cowardly gas station

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536035)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Stimulating property

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536080)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned tanning salon deer antler

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536044)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: cowardly gas station

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536049)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536058)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: french jet dilemma friendly grandma

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536060)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536076)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: primrose unhinged crackhouse

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536496)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536062)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536090)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536103)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hyperactive shrine fat ankles

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536067)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: gold arousing box office persian

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536068)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: self-centered piazza half-breed

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536072)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: gold arousing box office persian

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536092)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536106)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536130)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536163)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536234)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Abusive Market Potus

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good church

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536073)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Talented Resort Ape

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536127)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good church

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536858)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Jade Rebellious Therapy Genital Piercing

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536118)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed main people

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536453)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Stimulating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536787)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: lilac weed whacker

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536868)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: boyish light station

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536889)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: carmine quadroon

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555383)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: arrogant multi-colored center

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579906)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580030)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095168)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: out-of-control at-the-ready stead

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726478)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: thriller boistinker becky

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563114)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic rigor stage

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring insane theater generalized bond

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536084)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Talented Resort Ape

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536110)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Deranged red dysfunction pit

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536116)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: Heady ultramarine state legend

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536190)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: boyish light station

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536194)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry abode

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536250)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: boyish light station

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536256)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good church

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536933)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: Deranged red dysfunction pit

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537532)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: boyish light station

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537587)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Deranged red dysfunction pit

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538115)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: boyish light station

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538169)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: crawly odious ticket booth

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536441)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Jap Elastic Band

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580046)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Carnelian hairless hairy legs

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: crawly odious ticket booth

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536500)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: boyish light station

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536730)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Orchid beady-eyed native telephone

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: unholy hot dingle berry

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536710)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: puce bateful codepig school

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536760)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: appetizing cream range alpha

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537328)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Faggotry

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537951)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Exciting den

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538130)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: Brass office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573661)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: navy church building

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573664)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: Brass office hominid

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573669)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: navy church building

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573716)





Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573693)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: navy church building

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573715)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia cumskin

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095151)





Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted wonderful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5765607)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: flatulent concupiscible trailer park

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457611)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Snowy mood

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457702)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: flatulent concupiscible trailer park

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457715)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring old irish cottage chad

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457615)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Pearly Adventurous Cruise Ship Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457744)





Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: splenetic jew

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6538137)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: know-it-all queen of the night

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579794)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: dashing library ceo

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6633744)





Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: know-it-all queen of the night

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6740085)





Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: bipolar provocative partner travel guidebook

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6860423)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: transparent yapping area wagecucks

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095142)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: lilac weed whacker

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095175)





Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home ratface

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7349423)





Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Corner

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7692889)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Khaki Free-loading Mental Disorder Stage

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012302)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Floppy business firm community account

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012359)





Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic associate

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8085711)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: indecent son of senegal stag film

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726440)





Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: bull headed lodge striped hyena

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8915467)





Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: out-of-control at-the-ready stead

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9369460)





Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: white bonkers casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9498926)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: flushed water buffalo forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563157)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: aqua really tough guy

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563185)





Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Bossy Rehab Dog Poop

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9679817)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: Awkward Kitchen

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004051)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cordovan theater stage

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004054)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: wild milky chapel

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004060)