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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mustard foreskin
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
Plum razzle institution
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
Titillating cheese-eating lay new version
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
salmon black woman
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
very
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
No date, then?
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
Aggressive passionate heaven
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
Aggressive passionate heaven
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
Tan school
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
Tan school
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
Tan school
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
thirsty associate
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
thirsty associate
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
thirsty associate
  04/07/06
titcr
bonkers point
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
salmon black woman
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
salmon black woman
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
Link?
Beady-eyed milky plaza
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
diverse primrose temple
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
Tan school
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
histrionic mood multi-billionaire
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
Twinkling macaca
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
Link?
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
marvelous property useless brakes
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
deranged laser beams
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
deranged laser beams
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
Hateful roast beef university
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
concupiscible theatre depressive
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
thirsty associate
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
Blue gay wizard stage
  04/07/06
forget it
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
Mustard foreskin
  04/07/06
uh, def not
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
deranged laser beams
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
Mustard foreskin
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
That sucks.
chocolate brunch
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
ouch
chocolate brunch
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
Dashing lodge nowag
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
Arrogant whorehouse
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
deranged laser beams
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
deranged laser beams
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
irate chapel blood rage
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
Arrogant whorehouse
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
Snowy half-breed
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
Insecure Piazza Dopamine
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
House-broken onyx newt national
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
Mauve community account state
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
Mauve community account state
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
Scarlet becky orchestra pit
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
dull ungodly library boiling water
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
Maize church building knife
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
startled yarmulke marketing idea
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
Snowy half-breed
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
Bearded cerise striped hyena sandwich
  04/07/06
that was mean
hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
Heady hall
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
Scarlet becky orchestra pit
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
Scarlet becky orchestra pit
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
Jade hissy fit hell
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
Arrogant whorehouse
  04/07/06
low blow :(
Thriller Mentally Impaired Hairy Legs Cuckold
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
curious emerald coldplay fan
  04/07/06
yeah
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
lascivious navy locus
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
aphrodisiac crawly immigrant
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
lascivious navy locus
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
exciting stag film
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
bonkers point
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
carmine fantasy-prone church
  04/07/06
180.
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
Rusted adventurous gaping
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
Disrespectful nursing home
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
slimy electric furnace
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
Federal gas station
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
cocky hunting ground
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
Federal gas station
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
cocky hunting ground
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut
  04/07/06
yes he did
Federal gas station
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
Boyish Avocado Persian
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
sapphire range coffee pot
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
Heady hall
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
flickering silver locale party of the first part
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
Heady hall
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
apoplectic base
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
wow
hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
Rusted adventurous gaping
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy
  04/07/06
How romantic.
Galvanic Step-uncle's House
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
seedy stead wagecucks
  04/07/06
...
cocky hunting ground
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
Scarlet becky orchestra pit
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
Dashing lodge nowag
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
Indecent center
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
dull ungodly library boiling water
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
lascivious navy locus
  10/04/07
Wow
Crystalline unholy stage
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
Sable french chef gaming laptop
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
Bull headed magical dilemma
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
Rusted adventurous gaping
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
Orchid excitant water buffalo
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
Mahogany domesticated station old irish cottage
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
cerebral fear-inspiring ticket booth
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
Orchid excitant water buffalo
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
Orchid excitant water buffalo
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
Bronze Indian Lodge Azn
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
dull ungodly library boiling water
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
vivacious double fault preventive strike
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
Bronze Indian Lodge Azn
  04/07/06
A++
jet-lagged office
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Puce Comical Toilet Seat Voyeur
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
fishy razzle-dazzle abode
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
Snowy half-breed
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
Electric Submissive Karate
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
Pearl Bawdyhouse National Security Agency
  04/07/06
This is sad.
trip up-to-no-good corner
  04/07/06
...
Aqua address
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
Free-loading pervert garrison
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
Aqua address
  04/13/06
No way.
Free-loading pervert garrison
  04/13/06
fag
obsidian narrow-minded degenerate
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
Free-loading pervert garrison
  04/13/06
fag
obsidian narrow-minded degenerate
  11/29/06
...
Disturbing Awkward Resort Liquid Oxygen
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
Claret deep field place of business
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
glittery internet-worthy forum sex offender
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
Claret deep field place of business
  08/17/06
please come back, don
very tactful impressive mad-dog skullcap filthpig
  08/17/06
...
racy sneaky criminal
  08/17/06
Please.
Vermilion scourge upon the earth
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
Twinkling macaca
  09/08/06
love you
hyperactive 180 background story senate
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
Twinkling macaca
  10/06/06
lol!
talented ratface
  10/26/06
haha
mildly autistic multi-colored box office
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
Scarlet becky orchestra pit
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
Mustard foreskin
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
Outnumbered ruddy cruise ship jap
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
Henna well-lubricated sound barrier space
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
spruce appetizing therapy
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen
  05/08/07
oh dear
cracking tattoo legal warrant
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
Saffron supple trump supporter rehab
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
lascivious navy locus
  02/22/08
...
offensive really tough guy windowlicker
  03/19/08
...
pale impertinent weed whacker
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
beta goyim meetinghouse
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
buck-toothed bat shit crazy sanctuary
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
Ebony spot antidepressant drug
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
costumed nudist tanning salon jewess
  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
Glassy unhinged generalized bond
  07/24/08


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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535204)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: Mustard foreskin

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535217)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535232)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Plum razzle institution
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536739)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Titillating cheese-eating lay new version

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538149)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: salmon black woman

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535222)





Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535226)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535254)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535258)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535261)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535272)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535291)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Aggressive passionate heaven

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535263)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535289)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Aggressive passionate heaven

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535296)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Tan school

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535326)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Tan school

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535330)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535339)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Tan school

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535344)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535361)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535884)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: thirsty associate

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535321)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535333)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: thirsty associate

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535358)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535371)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: thirsty associate

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535395)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: bonkers point

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535335)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535307)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535316)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535348)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: salmon black woman

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535277)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535298)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: salmon black woman

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535305)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535357)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535391)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535417)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milky plaza

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535271)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: diverse primrose temple

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535262)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Tan school

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: histrionic mood multi-billionaire

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535270)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535274)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: apoplectic base

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535275)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535288)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: apoplectic base

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535309)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535317)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Twinkling macaca

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535312)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535320)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535353)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535385)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535402)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535427)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535676)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous property useless brakes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&mc=52&forum_id=2

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/AutoAdmit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599817&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592396&mc=58&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=290757&mc=17&forum_id=2

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com/charityefforts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=614676&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592855&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=331077

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617425&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591664&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=54&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=15&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012327)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: deranged laser beams

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535341)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535372)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: deranged laser beams

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535403)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535416)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: apoplectic base

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535411)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535432)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535437)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: apoplectic base

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535476)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535498)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535516)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535916)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Hateful roast beef university

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535342)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535368)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: concupiscible theatre depressive

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535459)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535470)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: thirsty associate

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535517)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535558)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Blue gay wizard stage

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535495)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535522)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Mustard foreskin

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535497)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535504)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535536)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: deranged laser beams

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535561)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535640)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Mustard foreskin

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535643)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535767)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: chocolate brunch

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535527)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535546)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: apoplectic base

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535580)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: chocolate brunch

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535604)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: misunderstood rough-skinned corn cake

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535605)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: Dashing lodge nowag

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555366)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535595)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535625)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: deranged laser beams

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535633)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535655)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: deranged laser beams

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535675)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535723)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: irate chapel blood rage

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536000)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536031)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535635)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535660)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Snowy half-breed

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536257)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Insecure Piazza Dopamine

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537829)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: House-broken onyx newt national
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535630)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Mauve community account state

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535650)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535669)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535699)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Mauve community account state

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535718)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Scarlet becky orchestra pit

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535740)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: dull ungodly library boiling water

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580004)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Maize church building knife

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535754)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535781)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535929)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: startled yarmulke marketing idea

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536054)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Snowy half-breed

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536304)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535661)





Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Bearded cerise striped hyena sandwich

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535711)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535751)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Heady hall

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535752)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Scarlet becky orchestra pit

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535757)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535765)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Scarlet becky orchestra pit

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535782)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535801)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Jade hissy fit hell

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535772)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535774)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Thriller Mentally Impaired Hairy Legs Cuckold

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535791)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: curious emerald coldplay fan

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535796)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535812)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: lascivious navy locus

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535843)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly immigrant

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535852)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: lascivious navy locus

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535897)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: exciting stag film

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535855)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: bonkers point

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535940)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: carmine fantasy-prone church

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535908)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535947)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Rusted adventurous gaping

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535926)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful nursing home

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535971)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: slimy electric furnace

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536010)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: Federal gas station
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536013)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: cocky hunting ground

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536025)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: Federal gas station

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536035)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: cocky hunting ground

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536080)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant alpha juggernaut

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536044)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: Federal gas station

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536049)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536058)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Boyish Avocado Persian

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536060)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536076)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: sapphire range coffee pot

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536496)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536062)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536090)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536103)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet theater stage reading party

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536067)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Heady hall

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536068)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: flickering silver locale party of the first part

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536072)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Heady hall

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536092)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536106)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: apoplectic base

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536130)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536163)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: apoplectic base

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536234)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: apoplectic base

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536268)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536297)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536073)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Rusted adventurous gaping

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536127)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536858)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Step-uncle's House

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536118)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: seedy stead wagecucks

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536453)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: cocky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536787)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: Scarlet becky orchestra pit

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536868)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536889)





Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: Dashing lodge nowag

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555383)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Indecent center

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579906)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: dull ungodly library boiling water

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580030)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095168)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: lascivious navy locus

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726478)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Crystalline unholy stage

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563114)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Sable french chef gaming laptop

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563172)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Bull headed magical dilemma

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536084)





Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Rusted adventurous gaping

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536110)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Orchid excitant water buffalo

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536116)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated station old irish cottage

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536190)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536194)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral fear-inspiring ticket booth

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536250)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536256)





Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating gaped site ladyboy

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536933)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: Orchid excitant water buffalo

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537532)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537587)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Orchid excitant water buffalo

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538115)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538169)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: Bronze Indian Lodge Azn

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536441)





Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: dull ungodly library boiling water

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580046)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: vivacious double fault preventive strike

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536472)





Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: Bronze Indian Lodge Azn

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536500)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged office

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536730)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Puce Comical Toilet Seat Voyeur

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536690)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: fishy razzle-dazzle abode

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536710)





Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Snowy half-breed

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536760)





Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: Electric Submissive Karate

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537328)





Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Pearl Bawdyhouse National Security Agency

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537951)





Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good corner

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538130)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: Aqua address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573661)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: Free-loading pervert garrison

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573664)





Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: Aqua address

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573669)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: Free-loading pervert garrison

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573716)





Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: obsidian narrow-minded degenerate

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573693)





Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: Free-loading pervert garrison

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573715)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: obsidian narrow-minded degenerate

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095151)





Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: Disturbing Awkward Resort Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5765607)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Claret deep field place of business

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457611)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: glittery internet-worthy forum sex offender

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457702)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Claret deep field place of business

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457715)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: very tactful impressive mad-dog skullcap filthpig

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457615)





Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: racy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457744)





Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: Vermilion scourge upon the earth

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6538137)





Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Twinkling macaca

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579794)





Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: hyperactive 180 background story senate

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6633744)





Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: Twinkling macaca

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6740085)





Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: talented ratface

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6860423)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic multi-colored box office

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095142)





Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Scarlet becky orchestra pit

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095175)





Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Mustard foreskin

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7349423)





Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered ruddy cruise ship jap

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7692889)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Henna well-lubricated sound barrier space

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012302)





Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: spruce appetizing therapy

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012359)





Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling kitchen

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8085711)





Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: cracking tattoo legal warrant

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726440)





Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: Saffron supple trump supporter rehab

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8915467)





Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: lascivious navy locus

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9369460)





Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: offensive really tough guy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9498926)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: pale impertinent weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563157)





Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: beta goyim meetinghouse

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563185)





Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed bat shit crazy sanctuary

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9679817)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: Ebony spot antidepressant drug

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004051)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: costumed nudist tanning salon jewess

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004054)





Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: Glassy unhinged generalized bond

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004060)