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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
bistre vivacious psychic
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
Pungent Dashing Public Bath
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
Elite onyx striped hyena mental disorder
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
razzle whorehouse hunting ground
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
very
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
No date, then?
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
Stirring fighting nibblets stead
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
Stirring fighting nibblets stead
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
Vibrant messiness
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
Vibrant messiness
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
Vibrant messiness
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
Puce Sickened Church
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
Claret wagecucks
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
Claret wagecucks
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
Claret wagecucks
  04/07/06
titcr
racy gay wizard mediation
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
razzle whorehouse hunting ground
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
razzle whorehouse hunting ground
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
Link?
Hideous market
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
electric shaky nowag cuck
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
Vibrant messiness
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
fragrant cerise fanboi shrine
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
Gay comical marketing idea
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
Bat shit crazy university degenerate
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
Gay comical marketing idea
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
Gay comical marketing idea
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
Link?
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
rusted learning disabled cumskin new version
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
Puce Sickened Church
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
tripping bawdyhouse
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
glassy site stain
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
appetizing dun parlor feces
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
Claret wagecucks
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
razzle-dazzle garrison
  04/07/06
forget it
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
bistre vivacious psychic
  04/07/06
uh, def not
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
bistre vivacious psychic
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
glassy site stain
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
That sucks.
Primrose Shitlib
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
ouch
Primrose Shitlib
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
glassy site stain
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
slimy dingle berry
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
abusive boyish gaming laptop
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
Odious poppy liquid oxygen tanning salon
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
abusive boyish gaming laptop
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
bespoke hissy fit
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
emerald multi-colored center
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
Cordovan nudist associate
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
buck-toothed silver cuckold
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
buck-toothed silver cuckold
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
Sick lodge
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
Outnumbered sound barrier
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
Puce Sickened Church
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
Idiotic exciting kitchen
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
bespoke hissy fit
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
180 native
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
Laughsome Flesh Trust Fund
  04/07/06
that was mean
hyperventilating selfie stage
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
Godawful Bisexual Chapel
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
Sick lodge
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
Sick lodge
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
richard clock
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
abusive boyish gaming laptop
  04/07/06
low blow :(
Pearly Plaza Jap
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
Concupiscible bbw theatre
  04/07/06
yeah
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
Turquoise principal's office
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
Turquoise principal's office
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
Ultramarine Exhilarant Therapy Business Firm
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
racy gay wizard mediation
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
ocher stag film
  04/07/06
180.
Puce Sickened Church
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
aromatic state
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
costumed halford pisswyrm
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
fishy casino
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
Curious ticket booth corn cake
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
Curious ticket booth corn cake
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
Gay comical marketing idea
  04/07/06
yes he did
thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
180 native
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
Swashbuckling deer antler
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
Puce Sickened Church
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
flickering plum heaven potus
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
Swollen alpha
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
Godawful Bisexual Chapel
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
Pearl Base Weed Whacker
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
Godawful Bisexual Chapel
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
180 native
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
180 native
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
180 native
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
bossy library gaping
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
180 native
  04/07/06
wow
hyperventilating selfie stage
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
aromatic state
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
hyperventilating selfie stage
  04/07/06
How romantic.
Razzmatazz Slap-happy Hospital Juggernaut
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
180 native
  04/07/06
...
Curious ticket booth corn cake
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
Sick lodge
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
slimy dingle berry
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
Thirsty diverse area
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
Puce Sickened Church
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
Turquoise principal's office
  10/04/07
Wow
Disgusting mint gas station patrolman
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
duck-like address brethren
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
Marvelous avocado rigor
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
aromatic state
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
carnelian glittery theater stage
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
self-absorbed talking keepsake machete
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
Hairraiser spot pocket flask
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
hyperventilating selfie stage
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
carnelian glittery theater stage
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
carnelian glittery theater stage
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
topaz supple den milk
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
Smoky property legal warrant
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
topaz supple den milk
  04/07/06
A++
Coiffed white theater
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Copper queen of the night
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
Saffron ratface
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
bespoke hissy fit
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
Cerebral Apoplectic Brunch
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
Orchid Jewess Son Of Senegal
  04/07/06
This is sad.
Jet-lagged scourge upon the earth house
  04/07/06
...
Harsh roast beef senate
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
orange immigrant trump supporter
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
Harsh roast beef senate
  04/13/06
No way.
orange immigrant trump supporter
  04/13/06
fag
Obsidian histrionic orchestra pit people who are hurt
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
orange immigrant trump supporter
  04/13/06
fag
Obsidian histrionic orchestra pit people who are hurt
  11/29/06
...
Transparent yapping rehab police squad
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
Canary nursing home
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
Angry death wish
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
Canary nursing home
  08/17/06
please come back, don
bearded love of her life friendly grandma
  08/17/06
...
soggy corner goyim
  08/17/06
Please.
french temple
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
Bat shit crazy university degenerate
  09/08/06
love you
Magenta private investor
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
Bat shit crazy university degenerate
  10/06/06
lol!
Adventurous effete dopamine
  10/26/06
haha
salmon crusty hell
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
Sick lodge
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
bistre vivacious psychic
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
judgmental khaki menage background story
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
Overrated Slate Jew Institution
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
translucent filthpig circlehead
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
Puce Sickened Church
  05/08/07
oh dear
contagious pistol
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
Floppy Lettuce
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
Turquoise principal's office
  02/22/08
...
frozen doobsian lay
  03/19/08
...
Vigorous sanctuary national security agency
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
excitant mauve hall doctorate
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
provocative coldplay fan
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
Rose talented giraffe
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
Beady-eyed meetinghouse boistinker
  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
olive charismatic national
  07/24/08
...
caitlin clark
  11/03/26
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asian pussy forever
  11/03/26
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Historical American
  11/03/26
ho lee fuk
frank rizzo
  11/03/26
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535204)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: bistre vivacious psychic

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535217)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535232)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Pungent Dashing Public Bath
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536739)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Elite onyx striped hyena mental disorder

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5538149)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse hunting ground

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535222)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535226)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535254)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535258)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535261)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535272)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535291)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Stirring fighting nibblets stead

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535263)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535289)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Stirring fighting nibblets stead

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535296)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Vibrant messiness

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535304)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535326)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Vibrant messiness

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535330)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535339)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant messiness

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535344)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535361)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535884)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: Claret wagecucks

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535321)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535333)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Claret wagecucks

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535358)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535371)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Claret wagecucks

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535395)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: racy gay wizard mediation

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535335)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535307)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535316)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535348)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse hunting ground

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535277)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535298)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse hunting ground

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535305)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535357)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535391)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535417)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Hideous market

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535271)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: electric shaky nowag cuck

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535262)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Vibrant messiness

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535268)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: fragrant cerise fanboi shrine

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535270)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Gay comical marketing idea

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535274)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535275)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535288)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535297)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535309)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535317)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy university degenerate

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535312)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: Gay comical marketing idea

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535320)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535353)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Gay comical marketing idea

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535385)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535402)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535427)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535676)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535406)



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Author: rusted learning disabled cumskin new version

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http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8012327)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535341)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535372)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535403)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535416)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535411)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535432)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535437)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535476)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535498)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535516)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535916)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: tripping bawdyhouse

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535342)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: glassy site stain

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535368)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: appetizing dun parlor feces

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535459)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535470)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Claret wagecucks

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535517)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535558)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535472)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535495)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535522)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: bistre vivacious psychic

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535497)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535504)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535536)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535561)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535640)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: bistre vivacious psychic

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535643)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: glassy site stain

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535690)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535767)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Primrose Shitlib

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535527)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535546)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535580)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Primrose Shitlib

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535604)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: glassy site stain

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535605)



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Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: slimy dingle berry

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5555366)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: abusive boyish gaming laptop

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535595)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535625)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535633)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535655)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Aggressive fuchsia elastic band antidepressant drug

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535675)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535723)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: Odious poppy liquid oxygen tanning salon

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536000)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536031)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: abusive boyish gaming laptop

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535635)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535660)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536257)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: emerald multi-colored center

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5537829)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Cordovan nudist associate
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535630)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed silver cuckold

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535650)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535669)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535699)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed silver cuckold

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535718)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Sick lodge

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535740)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6580004)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered sound barrier

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535754)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535781)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535929)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Idiotic exciting kitchen

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536054)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536304)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: 180 native

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535661)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Flesh Trust Fund

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535711)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating selfie stage

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535751)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Godawful Bisexual Chapel

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535752)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Sick lodge

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535757)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535765)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Sick lodge

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535782)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535801)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: richard clock (fuck you, you ho, i don't want you back)

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535772)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: abusive boyish gaming laptop

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535774)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Pearly Plaza Jap

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535791)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible bbw theatre

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535796)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535812)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: Turquoise principal's office

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535843)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kink-friendly International Law Enforcement Agency Crotch

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535852)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Turquoise principal's office

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535897)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Exhilarant Therapy Business Firm

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535855)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: racy gay wizard mediation

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535940)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: ocher stag film

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535908)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535947)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: aromatic state

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535926)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: costumed halford pisswyrm

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5535971)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: fishy casino

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536010)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536013)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: Curious ticket booth corn cake

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536025)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536035)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Curious ticket booth corn cake

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536080)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: Gay comical marketing idea

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536044)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: thriller self-centered mad-dog skullcap

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536049)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: 180 native

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536058)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deer antler

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536060)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536076)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: flickering plum heaven potus

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536496)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536062)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536090)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536103)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Swollen alpha

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536067)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Godawful Bisexual Chapel

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536068)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Pearl Base Weed Whacker

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536072)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Godawful Bisexual Chapel

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536092)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: 180 native

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536106)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536130)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: 180 native

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536163)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536172)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: 180 native

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536234)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: bossy library gaping

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536268)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: 180 native

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536297)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating selfie stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536073)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: aromatic state

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536127)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating selfie stage

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536858)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slap-happy Hospital Juggernaut

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536118)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: 180 native

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536453)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Curious ticket booth corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536787)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: Sick lodge

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536868)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536889)



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Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: slimy dingle berry

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5555383)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Thirsty diverse area

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6579906)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6580030)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7095168)



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Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Turquoise principal's office

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8726478)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Disgusting mint gas station patrolman

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9563114)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: duck-like address brethren

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9563172)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Marvelous avocado rigor

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536084)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic state

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536110)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: carnelian glittery theater stage

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536116)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed talking keepsake machete

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536190)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536194)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser spot pocket flask

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536250)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536256)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating selfie stage

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536933)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: carnelian glittery theater stage

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5537532)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5537587)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: carnelian glittery theater stage

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5538115)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5538169)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: topaz supple den milk

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536441)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impertinent community account place of business

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6580046)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Smoky property legal warrant

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536472)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: topaz supple den milk

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536500)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: Coiffed white theater

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536730)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Copper queen of the night

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536690)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Saffron ratface

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536710)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5536760)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Apoplectic Brunch

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5537328)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Orchid Jewess Son Of Senegal

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5537951)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged scourge upon the earth house

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5538130)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: Harsh roast beef senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573661)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: orange immigrant trump supporter

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573664)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: Harsh roast beef senate

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573669)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: orange immigrant trump supporter

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573716)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: Obsidian histrionic orchestra pit people who are hurt

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573693)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: orange immigrant trump supporter

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5573715)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: Obsidian histrionic orchestra pit people who are hurt

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7095151)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: Transparent yapping rehab police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#5765607)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Canary nursing home

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6457611)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Angry death wish

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6457702)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Canary nursing home

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6457715)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: bearded love of her life friendly grandma

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6457615)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: soggy corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6457744)



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Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: french temple

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6538137)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy university degenerate

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6579794)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Magenta private investor

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6633744)



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Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy university degenerate

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6740085)



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Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Adventurous effete dopamine

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#6860423)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: salmon crusty hell

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7095142)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Sick lodge

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7095175)



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Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: bistre vivacious psychic

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7349423)



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Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: judgmental khaki menage background story

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#7692889)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Overrated Slate Jew Institution

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8012302)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: translucent filthpig circlehead

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8012359)



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Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Puce Sickened Church

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8085711)



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Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: contagious pistol

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8726440)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: Floppy Lettuce

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#8915467)



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Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: Turquoise principal's office

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9369460)



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Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: frozen doobsian lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9498926)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9563157)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: excitant mauve hall doctorate

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9563185)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: provocative coldplay fan

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#9679817)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: Rose talented giraffe

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#10004051)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse boistinker

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#10004054)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: olive charismatic national

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#10004060)



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Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#50226455)



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Author: asian pussy forever



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#50226456)



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Author: Historical American



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#50226461)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: frank rizzo

ho lee fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2.#50226470)



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