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Ben Wallace is able to bench press 500 pounds

On a related note, however, Shaq O'Neal's trainer says that ...
mind-boggling jade casino
  02/11/05
i think you mean squat
azure son of senegal stead
  02/11/05
I should hope so, or else shaq's trainer can't add. Even th...
Insane splenetic psychic stag film
  02/11/05
nope. The guy specifically said bench.
mind-boggling jade casino
  02/11/05
no way can shaq BENCH a 1,000 pds. that's ridiculous. The ...
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
the 1000 pound bench was only achieved recently.
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
yeah, and by someone who dedicated their entire life to it (...
Insane splenetic psychic stag film
  02/11/05
Yes, and someone with much shorter levers than Shaq
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
I'd be shocked if shaq could manage more than 550...and i me...
Insane splenetic psychic stag film
  02/11/05
yeah, why the hell would he waste that much of his time with...
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
If Ben Wallace could do almost 550, I don't see why it would...
mind-boggling jade casino
  02/11/05
1000 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
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  02/11/05
Because Wallace is ridicously strong and works out a hell of...
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
I don't think Ben Wallace could do '550.' I think that's an...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
i would tend to agree. Wallace is like 6'10 ish, but with f...
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
Yes. Every guy I know who benches 500+ is way stockier than...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
true. I mean, he is freakishly strong from what i hear, but...
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
Maybe he could push 500 off the bar rest, take it down part ...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
i believe he could squat it, not bench it.
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
That would make a lot more sense.
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
if u knew anything about lifting, u'd realize how ridiculous...
Thriller puppy juggernaut
  10/07/06
How do bench shirts work, exactly?
Mustard idiot
  02/11/05
http://www.slate.com/id/2104915
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
"Indiana University biomechanics professor Jesus Dapena...
Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma
  02/12/05
Please provide a link where his trainer said this. It is ...
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
There is no way he can bench 1000 pounds. No way defined as...
Unhinged volcanic crater jewess
  05/18/07
Actually from the mouth of Shaq himself, he said he benches ...
Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church
  02/11/05
if properly trained, how much could a full-grown male orangu...
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
The average adult male Gorilla can bench press about 4000 po...
Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church
  02/11/05
ah who cares, they are locked in cages for our entertainment...
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
No way can a gorilla bench press 4000 pounds. No way.
marvelous hospital halford
  02/11/05
Dude, a female gorilla can bicep-curl 400lbs easily. This h...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
you're telling me a gorilla can bench press a range rover? ...
marvelous hospital halford
  02/11/05
humans can probably lift alot more than we do. it's just th...
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
Worst argument ever.
marvelous hospital halford
  02/11/05
he's right in a way. we could lift a shitload more at the ri...
Blathering preventive strike
  02/11/05
Good god shut up you tard.
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
fuck you, dickbreath.
Blathering preventive strike
  02/11/05
Find a link to something that says that a gorilla can bench ...
marvelous hospital halford
  02/11/05
i didn't assert that, fuckface.
Blathering preventive strike
  02/11/05
That post wasn't necessarily directed at you, but rather any...
marvelous hospital halford
  02/11/05
i thought you were the other guy. I *apologize*.
Blathering preventive strike
  02/11/05
What gibberish nonsense are you saying?
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
Yeah...the same reason i can't move shit with my mind. ST...
blue disrespectful associate
  03/16/06
Gorillas have incredibly small penes.
Bright useless international law enforcement agency
  02/11/05
why do you think that they spend so much time in the gym? cl...
Blathering preventive strike
  02/11/05
Larry Allen (The Pro-bowl Cowboys OL) benchs 700 regularly.
at-the-ready embarrassed to the bone chapel
  02/11/05
completely believable.
Tripping anal national
  02/11/05
I could still kick his ass (with a gun).
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
it's an injustice that this post hasn't been properly honore...
Spectacular prole filthpig
  05/23/06
I guarantee you that Shaq does not bench 1000 lbs. Plus, why...
Appetizing Zombie-like Place Of Business
  02/11/05
sounds like a lot. What's the average guy able to bench pres...
Green histrionic menage
  02/11/05
The 'average guy?' You mean the average non-elderly, non-...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
most guys can't lift two 45 plates, so you're off by a bit.
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
Really? Huh. I'll be damned. I'm no good at estim...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
170 isnt 2 45lbs plates. thats 225 silly
Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain
  02/11/05
225 is *4* 45 lb plates + a 45 lb bar
Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma
  02/12/05
that's pretty much what I meant.
Green histrionic menage
  02/11/05
I tend to think that the average man SHOULD train himself to...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
yeah right. you do'nt know how weak most men are.
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
They get lazy. I just think that fostering strength is a ma...
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/11/05
i agree.
Gaped sticky locale goyim
  02/11/05
I may agree
Green histrionic menage
  02/11/05
Hahahaha you are way too generous.
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
you guys are retarded or have never stepped into a gym you ...
Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse
  03/16/06
This sounds about right.
curious sound barrier trailer park
  05/21/06
Funny how this thread went from one extreme to the other.
Rose Violent Corner
  07/18/08
average man under the age of 45 probably cant bench 135 poun...
Talented patrolman heaven
  02/11/05
I think you're a little off on the 9 minutes thing..
Green histrionic menage
  02/11/05
shaq does not bench or squat 1000 pounds ben wallace does...
cerise partner
  02/11/05
whats a bench shirt?
azure son of senegal stead
  02/12/05
fucking stupid. Scott Wong does 854 with a single ply dipsh...
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  03/16/06
link?
claret selfie
  05/23/06
http://www.robertosmith.com/wabdlport05.html
up-to-no-good nofapping ratface organic girlfriend
  10/07/06
I remember reading that Shaq couldn't bench 225 coming when ...
Pea-brained piazza hissy fit
  02/11/05
I could see Ben Wallace doing 500 pounds once, dude's a beas...
low-t nursing home
  02/11/05
I don't think anyone that tall can bench 500. Plus, he only...
cerise partner
  02/11/05
Average male weighs 191 lb.
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  03/16/06
How the hell are gorillas and orangutans so strong? I heard ...
emerald turdskin property
  02/11/05
I once say a gorilla (~500lb.) do a one-arm pullup.
curious sound barrier trailer park
  05/21/06
I dont know what this has anything to do with anything, but ...
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
bullshit
cerise partner
  02/11/05
does not.
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent. Seriously....
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
shut up retard. you never curled 225.
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
why the fuck would I lie? who am I trying to impress? I'...
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
you're full of shit. you could also bench 500 pounds right?
cerise partner
  02/11/05
No, my chest is relatively weak. The most I ever did was 32...
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some o...
cerise partner
  02/11/05
I grew up in some shitty small town and more than a few peop...
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
just stop, ok.
cerise partner
  02/11/05
you are seriously retarded.
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
you did not curl 225. when i used to work out in my universi...
Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse
  03/16/06
if this is bicep curling, 150 is not insane. as a senior in ...
multi-colored immigrant liquid oxygen
  05/21/06
Guys in my high school did that all the time. It was no big...
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  10/25/06
...
Razzle Office
  07/03/08
If you can curl a 150-lb bar once without cheating you're de...
Rose Violent Corner
  07/18/08
"dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in ...
Insane splenetic psychic stag film
  02/12/05
really retard? i've lifted just as long as you. how big ...
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
No idea. I dont measure them.
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
really? you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and y...
talking hyperventilating business firm
  02/11/05
Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. T...
alcoholic round eye
  02/11/05
i bet you've never lifted weights since you have no idea how...
Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse
  03/16/06
6 days a week of lifting = overtraining HTH
Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain
  02/11/05
you sound like a big fucking idiot for saying such a stupid ...
Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain
  02/11/05
Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM Author: ICE Yeah, I'...
azure son of senegal stead
  02/11/05
You're full of shit. I bet you can't curl 135.
Contagious Lay
  02/12/05
You mean two 25lb dumbbells 8-10 times.
blue disrespectful associate
  03/16/06
i can curl 90 lbs but my dick can curl 20
Cruel-hearted antidepressant drug milk
  05/23/06
180^180
Razzle Office
  07/03/08
yup, still awesome 3.5 years later.
Black Regret Sandwich
  07/18/08
Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM Author: clevername rea...
azure son of senegal stead
  02/12/05
STFU, Whokebe.
big-titted mildly autistic institution
  02/12/05
Little Earl Boykins can put up 300. HTH
impertinent boltzmann
  02/12/05
i know...i dont know what people have a hard time believeing...
Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain
  02/12/05
I 've always lived in/around DET and did u/g at umich
impertinent boltzmann
  02/12/05
His armsa are short--that's a big difference. Also note h...
blue disrespectful associate
  03/16/06
Btw. there's something I've been wondering for a while that ...
Green histrionic menage
  02/12/05
Weight in kilograms, probably.
confused brilliant trump supporter
  02/12/05
No, I checked that, and it's not.
Green histrionic menage
  02/12/05
One is the nortern hemisphere weight and the other is the so...
marvelous hospital halford
  02/12/05
one is the actually weight of the plates, the other is the e...
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  03/16/06
lol225
fuchsia very tactful gas station
  05/20/06
LOLZ!
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  05/20/06
I'm sorry to bump this thread, but I read it and couldn't st...
stirring philosopher-king
  05/22/06
Leg press machine is a retarded measure of anything. Dianne ...
Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church
  05/22/06
It's a perfectly good exercise but it's one of those exercis...
Rose Violent Corner
  07/18/08
ICE posted a picture of himself a while ago. He's short and...
floppy bearded space crotch
  05/23/06
dood, everyone at my gym curls 225 for reps. everyone.
claret selfie
  05/23/06
We will never forget the atrocities committed in this thread...
fuchsia very tactful gas station
  05/23/06
classic bump for unreads.
concupiscible karate
  05/23/06
I miss my old moniker
Laughsome set chad
  05/23/06
Elie Weisel is writing a novella about this thread. It's ca...
fuchsia very tactful gas station
  05/23/06
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claret selfie
  05/24/06
bump for jj
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  06/23/06
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*curls 225* *curls 225* *curls 225* *curls 225* *curls 2...
effete bonkers stage
  07/03/08
unfortunately he cannot count to 5 :(
transparent spot wrinkle
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haha
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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling jade casino

On a related note, however, Shaq O'Neal's trainer says that Shaq is able to routinely (key word: routinely) bench 1000 pounds.

Lord have mercy. No wonder he used to dunk and pull down the backboards !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110021)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: azure son of senegal stead

i think you mean squat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110033)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Insane splenetic psychic stag film

I should hope so, or else shaq's trainer can't add. Even then, I'd be a bit incredulous as to the Shaq stat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110047)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling jade casino

nope. The guy specifically said bench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110055)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

no way can shaq BENCH a 1,000 pds. that's ridiculous. The strongest NFL players max out at 500-600 pds IF THAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110162)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

the 1000 pound bench was only achieved recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110053)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Insane splenetic psychic stag film

yeah, and by someone who dedicated their entire life to it (it was kennely, right?) and used a bench shirt among several other things that NO ONE could do while also meeting the rigors of an NBA season...not even remotely close.

The "raw" bench press record is still below 800 i think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110111)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

Yes, and someone with much shorter levers than Shaq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110118)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Insane splenetic psychic stag film

I'd be shocked if shaq could manage more than 550...and i mean blown away shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110128)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

yeah, why the hell would he waste that much of his time with powerlifting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110133)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling jade casino

If Ben Wallace could do almost 550, I don't see why it would be so shocking for Shaq to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110136)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: canary cracking rigpig background story

1000 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 600 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 550

In terms of difficulty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110146)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

Because Wallace is ridicously strong and works out a hell of a lot more than Shaq does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110169)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

I don't think Ben Wallace could do '550.' I think that's an urban legend. I think his actual bench weight is much closer to 400 flat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110961)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

i would tend to agree. Wallace is like 6'10 ish, but with freakishly LONG arms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111087)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

Yes. Every guy I know who benches 500+ is way stockier than Ben Wallace, especially in the triceps. I just don't see how Wallace's triceps (which are big, but not super-massive) could support that much weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111104)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

true. I mean, he is freakishly strong from what i hear, but he doesn't seem that much bigger than any other nba player. More importantly, he's like 6'10, no way his long ass arms are putting that much weight up in the air for extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111130)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

Maybe he could push 500 off the bar rest, take it down part way, and push it back part way. The full-extension is that part I have trouble believing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111150)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

i believe he could squat it, not bench it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111164)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

That would make a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111173)





Date: October 7th, 2006 7:37 AM
Author: Thriller puppy juggernaut

if u knew anything about lifting, u'd realize how ridiculous ur statement is. a 1000 pound bench is basically unheard of. anyone that can do over 600 is usually dedicated exclusively to powerlifting and has the short limbs that would allow him to excel at lifting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6743857)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Mustard idiot

How do bench shirts work, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111061)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

http://www.slate.com/id/2104915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111064)





Date: February 12th, 2005 12:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma

"Indiana University biomechanics professor Jesus Dapena says the shirt helps lifters hoist more weight by using their arm bones—not their muscles—as levers. "I would consider it cheating, it's helping you mechanically. You might as well have a pulley," he says."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115007)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:26 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

Please provide a link where his trainer said this.

It is the funniest thing I've heard if he actually said it.

No human being can bench 1000 pounds.

LOLOLOLOL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111716)





Date: May 18th, 2007 3:58 AM
Author: Unhinged volcanic crater jewess

There is no way he can bench 1000 pounds. No way defined as no way. Don't take this the wrong way but you either have never been to a gym or are a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#8134417)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church

Actually from the mouth of Shaq himself, he said he benches 440. Pretty good considering the length of his limbes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110150)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

if properly trained, how much could a full-grown male orangutan bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110179)





Date: February 11th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church

The average adult male Gorilla can bench press about 4000 pounds. This "fact" comes from a book called "Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader".

Trained, maybe 5000?

We are pussies compared to the other primates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110266)





Date: February 11th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

ah who cares, they are locked in cages for our entertainment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110276)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

No way can a gorilla bench press 4000 pounds. No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111155)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

Dude, a female gorilla can bicep-curl 400lbs easily. This has been shown on TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111170)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

you're telling me a gorilla can bench press a range rover? I don't buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111186)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

humans can probably lift alot more than we do. it's just that we have limits b/c we KNOW our limits as well as we KNOW the consequences of lifting too much etc. Gorilla's don/t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111197)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

Worst argument ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111233)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:30 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike

he's right in a way. we could lift a shitload more at the risk of fucking up our ligiments and ripping muscles and so forth, but the higher functions of the brain are like "um, maybe we ain't gonna let you do that, g."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111732)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:32 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

Good god shut up you tard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111750)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:37 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike

fuck you, dickbreath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111776)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

Find a link to something that says that a gorilla can bench press 4000 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112646)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike

i didn't assert that, fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112859)





Date: February 11th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

That post wasn't necessarily directed at you, but rather anyone making that contention.

Your manners, however, speak volumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113031)





Date: February 11th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike

i thought you were the other guy. I *apologize*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113046)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:32 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

What gibberish nonsense are you saying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111745)





Date: March 16th, 2006 9:30 AM
Author: blue disrespectful associate

Yeah...the same reason i can't move shit with my mind.

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349428)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Bright useless international law enforcement agency

Gorillas have incredibly small penes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112690)





Date: February 11th, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike

why do you think that they spend so much time in the gym? classic case of overcompensation. and only the lower classes put milk in before the tea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112879)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready embarrassed to the bone chapel

Larry Allen (The Pro-bowl Cowboys OL) benchs 700 regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110190)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: Tripping anal national

completely believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110206)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

I could still kick his ass (with a gun).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110970)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular prole filthpig

it's an injustice that this post hasn't been properly honored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837887)





Date: February 11th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Zombie-like Place Of Business

I guarantee you that Shaq does not bench 1000 lbs. Plus, why is anyone paying attention to a guy that hardly follows sports anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110219)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

sounds like a lot. What's the average guy able to bench press?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111068)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

The 'average guy?'

You mean the average non-elderly, non-juvenile man?

170?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111076)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

most guys can't lift two 45 plates, so you're off by a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111094)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

Really?

Huh.

I'll be damned.

I'm no good at estimating these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111110)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain

170 isnt 2 45lbs plates. thats 225 silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112829)





Date: February 12th, 2005 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma

225 is *4* 45 lb plates + a 45 lb bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115012)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

that's pretty much what I meant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111122)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

I tend to think that the average man SHOULD train himself to lift at least 200 (one rep). Otherwise, why are you even a man? God gave you the capacity for strength, use it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111139)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

yeah right. you do'nt know how weak most men are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111141)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

They get lazy. I just think that fostering strength is a matter of self-respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111161)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Gaped sticky locale goyim

i agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111168)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

I may agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111187)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:33 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

Hahahaha you are way too generous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111754)





Date: March 16th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

you guys are retarded or have never stepped into a gym

you think the average man can bench 225?!?! i mean seriously, have you ever touched a bench press in your life?

i bet the average man could bench 80 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349875)





Date: May 21st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: curious sound barrier trailer park
Subject: This sounds about right.

The "average" man (even the average American man) has never bench pressed in his life (literally, not once).

An average, shlubby American guy of around average age *might* be able to bench 80. Maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5825926)





Date: July 18th, 2008 1:56 AM
Author: Rose Violent Corner

Funny how this thread went from one extreme to the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984575)





Date: February 11th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Talented patrolman heaven

average man under the age of 45 probably cant bench 135 pounds and he cant run a mile in under 9 minutes if you held a gun to his head. americans are disgusting slovenly pigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111146)





Date: February 11th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

I think you're a little off on the 9 minutes thing..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111198)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: cerise partner

shaq does not bench or squat 1000 pounds

ben wallace does not bench 500

larry allen does not bench 700 pounds (he can do 600 though)

there are like 5 guys in the world that can bench 700 punds and even then, only with the assistance of 2 bench shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111590)





Date: February 12th, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: azure son of senegal stead

whats a bench shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114940)





Date: March 16th, 2006 8:29 AM
Author: up-to-no-good nofapping ratface organic girlfriend

fucking stupid. Scott Wong does 854 with a single ply dipshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349323)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: claret selfie

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837872)





Date: October 7th, 2006 9:16 AM
Author: up-to-no-good nofapping ratface organic girlfriend

http://www.robertosmith.com/wabdlport05.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6743887)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained piazza hissy fit

I remember reading that Shaq couldn't bench 225 coming when he came out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111631)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: low-t nursing home

I could see Ben Wallace doing 500 pounds once, dude's a beast. I don't think Shaq throws up that much weight.

Larry Allen doing 700 is believable...

Any adult male should be able to bench his own weight at least once, so I guess that is 165 or so for the average male. My current bench goal is to bench 225 10 times (right now I bent 225 like 6 times) by the end of May.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111632)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: cerise partner

I don't think anyone that tall can bench 500. Plus, he only weighs like 250 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111645)





Date: March 16th, 2006 12:37 PM
Author: exciting address feces

Average male weighs 191 lb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5350574)





Date: February 11th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: emerald turdskin property

How the hell are gorillas and orangutans so strong? I heard somewhere that their muscle tissue is twice as dense as ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111643)





Date: May 21st, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: curious sound barrier trailer park
Subject: I once say a gorilla (~500lb.) do a one-arm pullup.

This was on a TV show about animals in zoos. Sure, he was swinging some--gorillas could give a shit for strict form--but I remember being deeply impressed.

On a totally other note, the record for one-armed pullups was held for many years--maybe still is?--by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5825940)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

I dont know what this has anything to do with anything, but he does sets of straight-bar curls starting at 225. That's big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112181)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: cerise partner

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112191)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

does not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112201)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112210)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

shut up retard.

you never curled 225.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112220)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

why the fuck would I lie? who am I trying to impress?

I've worked out 5-6 days per week for like 8 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112226)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: cerise partner

you're full of shit. you could also bench 500 pounds right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112242)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

No, my chest is relatively weak. The most I ever did was 325, and I only did that once, and have never been able to clear 305 since.

The only people who dont believe this are people who dont know anything about workign out. I'm sure weezy and kill have done this, or at least close to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112262)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: cerise partner

dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some of the most hardcore gyms in NYC. I have never, ever seen anyone curl 225 pounds. The most I've ever seen was maybe 205 and these guys were absolute beasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112276)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

I grew up in some shitty small town and more than a few people could do this just in my gym. In college it was fairly common. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112288)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: cerise partner

just stop, ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112298)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

you are seriously retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112333)





Date: March 16th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

you did not curl 225. when i used to work out in my university gym, even the D1 football players couldnt curl close to that. even curling 150 is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349893)





Date: May 21st, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: multi-colored immigrant liquid oxygen

if this is bicep curling, 150 is not insane. as a senior in high school, i curled 110 and i didnt play any sports.

unfortunately now i could only probably do 60 (as i eat a slice of pie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824508)





Date: October 25th, 2006 2:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy buff skinny woman internal respiration

Guys in my high school did that all the time. It was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6855707)





Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:49 AM
Author: Razzle Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941763)





Date: July 18th, 2008 2:02 AM
Author: Rose Violent Corner

If you can curl a 150-lb bar once without cheating you're definitely a strong mother fucker. But I wouldn't call it insane--it's achievable for maybe 20% of guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984583)





Date: February 12th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Insane splenetic psychic stag film

"dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some of the most hardcore gyms in NYC. I have never, ever seen anyone curl 225 pounds. The most I've ever seen was maybe 205 and these guys were absolute beasts."

I'm with you. I saw someone curling 275 once, but that was jay cutler and he was *swinging* it. The guy was 340lbs or so of mostly muscle (fat by competition standards but still a very low bodyfat...10-12% maybe). I saw a non-pro in person curling 205, and he was easily 6', 275 and I know for a fact he was on a virtual cocktail of juice.

200 pound curls are perhaps somewhat common on cable curls, but I've seen more people benching in the high 400's and low 500's in person then I've seen curling 225-plus. I have weak arms, so I'm somewhat skewed, but at a 365 bench, I was happy to rep out with 155 on curls, and that was considered impressive in a pretty hardcore gym. Hell, anytime anyone's curling the olympic bar with 45's on each side, I'm considering that an impressive lift if it's not being swung up out of control.

The only place i can feasibly imagine it as common is an NFL training camp or something, and even that, not terribly so....i couldn't envision a college on the planet that had all kinds of guys hitting that weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114933)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

really retard? i've lifted just as long as you.

how big are your arms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112280)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

No idea. I dont measure them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112306)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: talking hyperventilating business firm

really?

you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and you never measured your arms?

right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112319)





Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: alcoholic round eye

Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. That's for faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112335)





Date: March 16th, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Poppy High-end Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

i bet you've never lifted weights since you have no idea how much people can normally lift

225 8 times is so ridiculous anybody who's ever tried to curl knows it has to be a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349909)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain

6 days a week of lifting = overtraining HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112870)





Date: February 11th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain

you sound like a big fucking idiot for saying such a stupid thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112852)





Date: February 11th, 2005 10:26 PM
Author: azure son of senegal stead

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM

Author: ICE

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112210)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113036)





Date: February 12th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Contagious Lay

You're full of shit. I bet you can't curl 135.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115263)





Date: March 16th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: blue disrespectful associate

You mean two 25lb dumbbells 8-10 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349433)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted antidepressant drug milk

i can curl 90 lbs but my dick can curl 20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5838132)





Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:48 AM
Author: Razzle Office

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941760)





Date: July 18th, 2008 2:01 AM
Author: Black Regret Sandwich

yup, still awesome 3.5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984581)





Date: February 12th, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: azure son of senegal stead

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM

Author: clevername

really retard? i've lifted just as long as you.

how big are your arms?

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112280)

Reply

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:43 PM

Author: ICE

No idea. I dont measure them.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112306)

Reply

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:44 PM

Author: clevername

really?

you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and you never measured your arms?

right.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112319)

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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM

Author: ICE

Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. That's for faggots.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112335)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114934)





Date: February 12th, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic institution

STFU, Whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114935)





Date: February 12th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann

Little Earl Boykins can put up 300. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115108)





Date: February 12th, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: Pearly Indecent Genital Piercing Stain

i know...i dont know what people have a hard time believeing Wallace can put up 500lbs. shit...i can throw up 315 and im NO FUCKING BEN WALLACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115123)





Date: February 12th, 2005 12:58 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann
Subject: I 've always lived in/around DET and did u/g at umich

I'm pretty sure either the Detroit Free Press or News had an article stating 460 as the number, but it could have been for reps.

Search the archives of freep.com or detnews.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115173)





Date: March 16th, 2006 9:33 AM
Author: blue disrespectful associate

His armsa are short--that's a big difference.

Also note how they talk about him as one of the strognest athletes in the NBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349437)





Date: February 12th, 2005 6:31 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

Btw. there's something I've been wondering for a while that maybe someone here would know. At the Universal machines at the gym the weight plates seem to usually have two numbers written on them. I'm pretty sure that one of them is the total weight (in pounds), but what does the other number mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116668)





Date: February 12th, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: confused brilliant trump supporter

Weight in kilograms, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116677)





Date: February 12th, 2005 6:34 PM
Author: Green histrionic menage

No, I checked that, and it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116683)





Date: February 12th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: marvelous hospital halford

One is the nortern hemisphere weight and the other is the southern hemisphere weight. The same thing will have different weights depending on where on Earth it is located.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116825)





Date: March 16th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: galvanic red garrison factory reset button

one is the actually weight of the plates, the other is the equivalent what you would be lifting without the help of machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349920)





Date: May 20th, 2006 11:51 PM
Author: fuchsia very tactful gas station

lol225

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824438)





Date: May 20th, 2006 11:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz azn ticket booth

LOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824474)





Date: May 22nd, 2006 2:25 PM
Author: stirring philosopher-king

I'm sorry to bump this thread, but I read it and couldn't stop laughing. I looked this up on google and found something about Shaq being able to 1RM 1000 on the leg press machine. Anyone who lifts knows that the leg press doesn't measure anything. The best part is about ICE being able to curl 225 8x. Vernon Davis, Maryland's Tight End who was considered the biggest physical freak to enter the NFL draft in years can't even do anything close to this. To make sure, I called my buddy who played 4 yrs of college ball with him to confirm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5832247)





Date: May 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Amber Blood Rage Church

Leg press machine is a retarded measure of anything. Dianne Feinstein can actually do over 400lbs on the leg press machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5832300)





Date: July 18th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: Rose Violent Corner

It's a perfectly good exercise but it's one of those exercises that people can make much easier. It's super-easy to bring massive weights to about a 45-degree knee bend and press them back. If you bring the weights past 90-degrees, it's probably at least twice as hard, maybe three times as hard, to press them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984577)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:08 PM
Author: floppy bearded space crotch

ICE posted a picture of himself a while ago. He's short and kinda chubby. You could actually see pointy man boobs under his polo (NOT pecs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837879)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:09 PM
Author: claret selfie

dood, everyone at my gym curls 225 for reps. everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837881)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: fuchsia very tactful gas station

We will never forget the atrocities committed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837858)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:03 PM
Author: concupiscible karate

classic bump for unreads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5838115)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Laughsome set chad

I miss my old moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5838523)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: fuchsia very tactful gas station

Elie Weisel is writing a novella about this thread. It's called Curl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5841124)





Date: May 24th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: claret selfie

134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5843122)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: claret selfie

bump for jj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6055279)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: fuchsia very tactful gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6055625)





Date: October 7th, 2006 6:32 AM
Author: Drunken School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6743841)





Date: May 18th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Hateful shitlib

i miss joe_vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#8134339)





Date: April 30th, 2008 8:01 PM
Author: Translucent out-of-control church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9713333)





Date: July 3rd, 2008 12:23 PM
Author: effete bonkers stage

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941835)





Date: July 3rd, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: transparent spot wrinkle

unfortunately he cannot count to 5

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941840)





Date: July 3rd, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: primrose dilemma toaster

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941921)





Date: July 18th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon tattoo

The original.

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM

Author: ICE

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112210)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984494)