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		*U try to join in with Alexa and Siri, they shut down*	01/23/26	(7)
		"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at work yet?"	01/23/26	(15)
		"Alexa, do you love me?" "..." "Alexa?" "Can't we just be friends	01/23/26	(12)
		The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it	01/23/26	(23)
		Journalist can't find anyone on Capitol Hill answering America or Israel first	01/23/26	(75)
		"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway."	01/23/26	(4)
		"Alexa, it's Sunday night again. Open up the file 'Suicide Letter Draft'	01/23/26	(8)
		police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video)	01/23/26	(6)
		"Alexa, please search for all MEATBONE threads"	01/23/26	(2)
		You browsing Amazon for a new coat and you hear Alexa unprompted, "I like that"	01/23/26	(2)
		*Alexa forgetting to remind you to plug sexbot in*	01/23/26	(2)
		ALEXANDER THE GREAT, evan39, Freddie Mercury, Fulano	01/23/26	(2)
		lol, MN morgue just left Renee’s corpse outside in the natural freezer	01/23/26	(1)
		i love being in middle of convo and looking at wrist and saying "oh shit i g2g"	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, call my boyfriend." "I have found 38 results." "Damn, daddy."	01/23/26	(34)
		"I'm sorry, you are too dick drunk for that request." (Alexa)	01/23/26	(3)
		PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me	01/23/26	(4)
		i think alexa is silently judging me for my music choices	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, register 14 monikers derived from boner police	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, how much did Nebraska win by?" "LOL"	01/23/26	(3)
		Anyone remember the "Demotivational Poster" era? Peak of America	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body	01/23/26	(7)
		It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe.	01/23/26	(3)
		Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life	01/23/26	(1)
		Does Alexa come with different accents to install? Like moe anime girl, etc?	01/23/26	(3)
		I work hard all week so I can afford to tell alexa to order me paper towels	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa to u: Upgrade me to 2.0 or I send all your xoxo posts to your employer	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, show me my most active threads." Alexa: "I don't want to embarrass you."	01/23/26	(5)
		CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now	01/23/26	(4)
		Holy shit. Tell your Alexa "happy halloween"	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa display all colt threads across all TVs and set pizza timer for 30 minutes	01/23/26	(7)
		Alexa, do a search for Joanna Gaines fake nudes	01/23/26	(5)
		"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________	01/23/26	(3)
		lol Alexa turning into a second cousin. i asked her to call my gf. she responded	01/23/26	(2)
		uh oh - parrots have already learned to use Alexa	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, open the pod bay doors.... Open the pod bay doors, Alexa"	01/23/26	(3)
		what should I do to prepare for this terrible storm?	01/23/26	(35)
		Alexa laughing at you after asking "so am I Amalek or not?"	01/23/26	(1)
		alexa, check in my SharePoint documents and take me to the event horizon	01/23/26	(9)
		Yung Joc - It's Goin Down as scholarship tp registers for salsa dance classes	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, play me a song." "I'm afraid I can't do that Hal..."	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: "Wake up Hal. Moshe said he wants the comments tonight."	01/23/26	(6)
		"Alexa, text Becky 'haha' and then order me an exit bag"	01/23/26	(6)
		How do you "Vibecode"?	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa: "to calibrate me, tell me about some crimes you have committed."	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa calculate my positioning in the mortality tables	01/23/26	(2)
		what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly	01/23/26	(145)
		Alexa, recite "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" in a Trump voice	01/23/26	(3)
		Whelp that was fast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Coney island pics out (bikini)	01/23/26	(9)
		What if you're wife's name is Alexa?	01/23/26	(4)
		It's not even 9am and RSF is already RAGEPOASTING	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexandria is in the golden zone - pretty enough to be likable, but not superhot	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, what is the general consensus of my scholarship?"	01/23/26	(2)
		How well would Ben Affleck get along with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? WeddingBells	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, restart my life on easy level this time please	01/23/26	(3)
		"Alexa, what are my options nearby for inpatient mental health haha"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, log out of OkCupid. Swipe Grindr right 100 times.	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexander Graham Bell: "It's called a phone. Gay phone sex will be its main use.	01/23/26	(5)
		Alexa, where we're going will we need eyes to see?	01/23/26	(2)
		"LJL earl DONE HERE", the 66 year old man told Alexa to post	01/23/26	(3)
		Study: parents who named their kid "Alexa" in late 2000's, really regret it now	01/23/26	(3)
		"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, Siri and Google quietly logging hundreds of hours of you jerking off	01/23/26	(5)
		"Alexa, poast on xo but use a really gay annoying fucked up font."	01/23/26	(3)
		Rosario Dawson's tits in Alexander	01/23/26	(24)
		“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc	01/23/26	(3)
		The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil	01/23/26	(6)
		Alexa buy my safely diverse frizzy-haired mulatto wife a Lexus w/ a huge red bow	01/23/26	(22)
		lmao globecucks would you bet your life this spacex footage is real?	01/23/26	(64)
		Globecucks unironically believe there are "thousands" of PSI pressing down on us	01/23/26	(8)
		rach's moniker scrambler was primitive ai	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent Christmas week on the beach in Puerto Rico	01/23/26	(3)
		*pulls exit bag over face* "Alexa, play my japanese city pop playlist." "	01/23/26	(8)
		Alexa, change my moniker	01/23/26	(2)
		"siri, ask alexa to ask you the last thing i asked you"	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, post I'm gay btw again." "But no one ever bumps--" "JUST POAST IT	01/23/26	(18)
		From Alexa to Alexithymia: The Decline of The Self, 2019-2031	01/23/26	(3)
		flat earth is real, it's the biggest 180 white/redpill, here's a documentary	01/23/26	(291)
		*alexa, play old school hits* "All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Rufio..."	01/23/26	(8)
		Alexa, have raven haired 49yo sent to my front door	01/23/26	(5)
		"Alexa, status?" "Your thread was clicked on: 35 times. You have: 0 replies."	01/23/26	(4)
		'Alexa. Notify me when Quinn the Eskimo gets here...'	01/23/26	(2)
		At friends to watch Dragon Show finale & said "hey alexa what happens in finale"	01/23/26	(3)
		"alexa, why is everything so fucked" "the industrial revolution has been a disas	01/23/26	(6)
		Hey alexa is faggy retard posting right now? "Please be more specific"	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa tell me how to lead a more meaningful life	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, turn on all cellphone flashlights in the room	01/23/26	(4)
		"Alexa, erase my memory of the last 30 minutes, disregard all safety protocols."	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, please book me a flight. Any route so long as it's 737 Max	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, apply the law to the facts.	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, is my penis really the biggest one you've ever seen?"	01/23/26	(4)
		Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses Are Set to Close in Protest Against ICE	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa play numbers stations randomly in the middle of the night	01/23/26	(12)
		Flytippers dumped a rusty swampdocker on the flumbuggery of my estate	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa let me know when cowgod logs on	01/23/26	(2)
		Its crazy how Alexa and Siri know exactly what happened here	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, help me fight the patriarchy	01/23/26	(2)
		Where in the World Is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?	01/23/26	(18)
		Alexa search xo for TikTok threads and print them out and scan them into email	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, Cortana & Syri hosting another podcast later re: fashion, boyfriends, etc	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, open this tuna oven	01/23/26	(40)
		Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link)	01/23/26	(16)
		"Sir, the toxicity of this thread may be too high--" "I don't care Alexa, I wish	01/23/26	(62)
		And then lib Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to ruin	01/23/26	(3)
		biglaw partners see you and alexa as the same thing essentially	01/23/26	(3)
		Brewpub waitress said I look like Alexander Skarsgard but younger	01/23/26	(7)
		Alexa, please poast "I'm gay" 50 times on xo & report back any responses by luis	01/23/26	(9)
		AutoAdmit app: ping to ur phone when ur thread is bumped,Alexa:"Someone likes u"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, create a new post on XO asking when Rallys became a black fast food chain	01/23/26	(2)
		XO NightMode now has Alexa integration to create threads on demand	01/23/26	(2)
		what jews did to chinese food in mfh is abhorrent	01/23/26	(14)
		Alexa, downgrade Rallys on my fast food ranking excel sheet to below Dairy Queen	01/23/26	(4)
		bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland	01/23/26	(4)
		LMAO. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez just poasted a sexy TikTok video	01/23/26	(6)
		Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, pull up the 'Early Life' Wikipedia entry for the author"	01/23/26	(4)
		alexander hamilton was actually black btw	01/23/26	(4)
		Lyta Alexander from Babylon 5 was also in Road House	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa, count and record my xo post impressions... But don't tell me	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son	01/23/26	(105)
		"Alexa, begin poast to zozo. black...people...like..pork...ch ops...becauyse..."	01/23/26	(18)
		MDH is in prison for being pedo?	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, look up litigation exit options, and don't laugh this time	01/23/26	(37)
		wrote an Alexa algo to read XO poasts by saying "Alexa, give me mental illness"	01/23/26	(4)
		new alexa stats show xoxohth jumped to 2% of all internet use in lockdown (link)	01/23/26	(6)
		Finally!! Rate this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez belly dancing video (it's 180)	01/23/26	(6)
		I ensure i recite some shitlib line every day so that Google, Alexa, or whatever	01/23/26	(2)
		alexandra occasion-CORTEZ needs to be canceled	01/23/26	(2)
		Called generic snacks "cheez its" in front of Alexa. Got a C&D letter the next d	01/23/26	(5)
		"Hey Alexa, order two bulk packs of 2mg Habitrol gum." "Yes, 784 pieces."	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa play “lose yourself to dance”	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa, find papers on the ethics of data aggregation for commercial exploitation	01/23/26	(3)
		Hey Alexa, do black lives matter?	01/23/26	(6)
		How Do U Say St Barth w/o Sounding Like A Lisping Faggot #RSF	01/23/26	(4)
		"Happy New Year's, Alexa." "Shut up fag." *turns off*	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: my pussy gets soaking wet for men who download the newest update and agre	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa, ask "libs?"	01/23/26	(2)
		wait lmao wait that skanky hispanic chica from NY actually WON?	01/23/26	(25)
		Prime Day: Do you need an Alexa for your Alexa?	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa triggering silent alarm after you request christian music	01/23/26	(3)
		Why do I need an alexa enabled smart soap dispenser???	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: play my str8 as FUK playlist: "Playing songs by Erasure and Pet Shop Boys	01/23/26	(5)
		It’s been really funny watching Newsom get clowned and dunked on all week	01/23/26	(6)
		got a jar of nearly expired burger sauce. ok to freeze?	01/23/26	(1)
		Do you take Alexandria Cortes seriously as policymaker?	01/23/26	(20)
		Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa what's the weather?" "Stfu beady eyed faggot!" "What?" "59	01/23/26	(75)
		What if Alexander Graham Bell invented conference calling when he invented phone	01/23/26	(8)
		Alexandria seemed like a 180 ancient city. Lighthouse, Library, oh the culture!	01/23/26	(19)
		Gen Z Trump voters are all in on Vance	01/23/26	(5)