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test |
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Working through various display issues |
10/25/26 |
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summon: lex |
10/25/26 |
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Black male ejaculate all over my gay white face. |
10/25/26 |
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Thank you rach for fixing the board |
10/25/26 |
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Nathan Fielder’s AutoAdmit documentary “You Can’t See Anything” |
10/25/26 |
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Here's how to blank bump guys |
10/25/26 |
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Display issue might be related to being logged out |
10/25/26 |
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xo is like 40 lines of code total. what's so hard to fix |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you ban nyuug |
10/25/26 |
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Welcome New Poasters: Official AutoAdmit Open Registration Thread |
10/25/26 |
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Wait, the site was down? Then what the hell have I been posting on since Friday? |
10/25/26 |
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This is mig tp btw. It doesn’t let me change my monitor. I’m gay and love Ju |
10/25/26 |
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Suspicious “return” of xo, feels like a CIA/NSA psyop |
10/25/26 |
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what retirement homes are u guys applying to this fall? |
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If 9/11 happened today the rubble would be 90% those metal Stanley mugs |
10/25/26 |
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Missed You So Much, The Penis |
10/25/26 |
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RE: your increased productivity last week |
10/25/26 |
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So uh anyone want to chat about law |
10/25/26 |
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I have HIV/AIDS. |
10/25/26 |
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Please open registration so we can have a big grand reopening |
10/25/26 |
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I got so bored I almost read Hermes of the Threshold |
10/25/26 |
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A lifetime of Scholarship lost like tears in rain |
10/25/26 |
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Anyone still want a BACKUP BORT? |
10/25/26 |
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Kiev is going to fall within three days (TBF) |
10/25/26 |
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fucking hanta-virus plague deer mice, I will fuck their shit up |
10/25/26 |
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Ready to settle down (43 year old tatted up leather skin nurse assistant) |
10/25/26 |
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One set of footprints (Rach never reopened registration and ur the last poaster |
10/25/26 |
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180 now that ai can do any math fags just go deeper in denial |
10/25/26 |
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"Display issues could be here," he thought. |
10/25/26 |
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SP here. If I poast weird rape shit about my son, it's true. |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you make me a mod |
10/25/26 |
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How did Cohen benefit from this? |
10/25/26 |
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we’re so fuckin back |
10/25/26 |
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Huge AutoAdmit open registration revival planned for this fall |
10/25/26 |
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Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in |
10/25/26 |
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rach, can you ban racism, sexism, and homophobia? |
10/25/26 |
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Penis did you go outside at all and see the world of was it 4 days of LLMs? |
10/25/26 |
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I can’t see anyone’s poasts, only the thread title and author |
10/25/26 |
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Rach told me he was terrified of The Penis’s greatbort knockoff |
10/25/26 |
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I think we are all closer now because of this |
10/25/26 |
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“I’m spaceporn jr!” the FBI agent said, buttcheeks spread. Whole office la |
10/25/26 |
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cowgod can you port this to the 32X real quick? |
10/25/26 |
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fine board. damn fine board. |
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consuela wants to turn xo into a facebook-tier boomer politics shitslop board |
10/25/26 |
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“I wish xo could be more like telegram” <monkey paw closes> |
10/25/26 |
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20% of AZNS score > 170 SAT, only 10% of Birdshits |
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a barely functioning Web 1.0 board of gay autists, if you can keep it |
10/25/26 |
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Offering flawless advice & solutions to ur problems *today* only! (AJiP) |
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Driving back in silence from the charred husk of the Library of Alexandria |
10/25/26 |
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Rach what Clique were you in in School |
10/25/26 |
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You can really feel the excitement in the air |
10/25/26 |
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Rach you should be using Codex to update the site and bring the DB back |
10/25/26 |
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it's like Twitter if it was made in 1994 |
10/25/26 |
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17hr pork shoulder smoke at 225, no TX crunch. Fuck libs. |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you bring back BOOM |
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Wish The Balls and The Hole were here to celebrate |
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I found the great bort after a long absence |
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xo down. eagle’s nest burned. coincidence? |
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Just woke up from a 3 day coma. Anything happen here? |
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assfaggot pulls anal beads from megachurch girl's ass like a lawnmower |
10/25/26 |
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massive php apocalypse |
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We're in uncharted blank bump territory |
10/25/26 |
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did jung have anything to say about display issues |
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Remember we couldn't bump threads made before 2012 lmao |
10/25/26 |
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She started out so sweet, but she’s morphing into my ex wtf (MPA) |
10/25/26 |
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tried to explain MPA to 3 people IRL during the outage but no one "got" it |
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drinking Jocko Molk while watching another scam artist fleece Shawn Ryan |
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🚨🚨🚨 BENZO IS BACK IN JAIL 🚨🚨🚨 |
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I’ve heard a bunch of people in court wondering if registration will be opened |
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"There's a thread." Bane: "So show me its body." |
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“But this board is broken, u can’t even blank bump” “Then why are you pe |
10/25/26 |
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They're like "emotional replies" babe, you can't read them |
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Stopping by to say I love adult women so much |
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NNNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEE EERRRRRRRRRRR |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you make a BBC worship subforum |
10/25/26 |
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This whole situation reminds me of the State of Gaming |
10/25/26 |
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Which law schools are you applying to this fall? |
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Evil once tried to hide inside the godhead |
10/25/26 |
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Arch Manning sucks |
10/25/26 |
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I actually think not being able to reply to people is quite nice |
10/25/26 |
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reloading this page every ten min for the last 4 days paid off |
10/25/26 |
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NIGGER |
10/25/26 |
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Just sitting on the porch enjoying a cold beer with my harnesses |
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Rach came back from getting cigarettes!!! |
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In some old threads some punctuation displays as a unicode replacement character |
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xo is back |
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I had black beans and chicken breast for lunch. |
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are we fucking back or what??? |
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I fucked and sucked so many men irl during the outage |
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The taste of your own faeces on a strange penis. |
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had innumerable insights about Jungian Psychology while we were away |
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peterman died as he lived: his head in a toilet and a butthole full of jizz |
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Scientists discover autistic dolphin. It's probably Consuela. |
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Will it fit in my ass? Will’t fit’n my ass? Wln’myass? Wlmas! |
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looks like all of tsinah's racist internet history has been nuked |
10/25/26 |
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Franken-hamster smells terrible, but running faster than ever |
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Top Gun 3, Maverick: “I’m hot on a MIG’s ass” Control: “yeah but he li |
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The bort is back. Feel nothing. |
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Back, Fuckers! |
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🚨rach open up registration, we have about 5 poasters left🚨 |
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NYT: Three Days of Near Death as a Famous Message Boart Goes Down |
10/25/26 |
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Claude solved the Poincaré-Euler-assfaggot conjecture |
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Put my retarded thoughts in a Google doc during the outage. |
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Mandatory Poaster Abstinence |
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My "By you" is empty...wait fuck |
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Drank so much fucking Jocko Molk during the outage |
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People with xo java can still reply to poasts |
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computers used to be way easier to operate |
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This site still functions better than Elon's twitter |
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No hair, no poasts: the 2026 xo lifestyle |
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XO offers a Reprieve |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
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could write a tampermonkey script to fix this shit faster than rach |
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Should I train Jiu Jitsu and do Weed and start a Podcast |
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FIRST |
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haha wow holy shit |
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"by "old poasts" i mean you cant see anything before the literal present second" |
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I FUCKIN LOVE THE LAW AND SPEAKING FREELY ONLINE ON AUTOADMIT |
10/25/26 |
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we're like the dood from memento now |
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My black top just raped my wife's asian boyfriend |
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cowgod used the outage to get a hair transplant in Turkey. |
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People are literally dancing in the streets with their harnesses right now |
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All should know that I came in my wife’s mouth this morning |
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what are the odds that elizabeth holmes gives terrible blowjobs |
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Just an unbelievable day for everyone involved |
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October surprise! Free blank bumps all day today |
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autoadmit: the 50 character message bort |
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our little group has always been and always will until the end |
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I still unload. |
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I have literally had zero human interaction of any kind since XO went down |
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STICKY: Autistic jizz all over the xo home page |
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RACH WE MISSED YOU |
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telepathically had gay sex with Emilio last night |
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ahh, this new board feels so luxurious! |
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This is MASE btw I can’t change my username anymore |
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Rach brings zozo back from the dead, poasters already bitching |
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XO is back, time to KMS |
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STICKY: There is nothing more cucked than raising a daughter. Think about it log |
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Praise Vishnu!!! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!!! |
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Just woke up, I’m starving, and nothing sounds good |
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xo is twitter now only poast what can be seen in snippet |
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Prior to entering the NFL, Davenport broke into the dorm room of a Barry Univers |
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I'm still going to counterfeit the great bort |
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Reluctantly squanched at the age of 9, spaceporn pumping & thrusting in time |
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Benzo, poop is gross. Explain why it turns you on. |
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I'm the people's president |
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i chadded a married girl at work and now it's awkward |
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Whoa we just got additional capabilities |
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Poasting from a gay apple orchard with my wife rn |
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