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So Baumeister is a dark triad very online dork w a huge trust fund? |
10/26/25 |
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Can't stop laughing that RSF is a hardcore REDDITOR. OMG LJL |
10/26/25 |
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RSF, why do you feel entitled to first class but proles in coach can't use lav? |
10/26/25 |
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Lex is KT Wall just fyi |
10/26/25 |
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So Butt Cheeks aka Jared Baumeister goes on psychotic stalking sprees? |
10/26/25 |
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SP here: it’s 180 seeing how cringey Baumeister is on Reddit |
10/26/25 |
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Do you have regrets? |
10/26/25 |
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Kiev doesn't even have running water |
10/26/25 |
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Rank Azn pussy by nationality ITT |
10/26/25 |
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What is the most prestigious cell phone carrier? |
10/26/25 |
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Why do latently mentally ill UMC women Shoplift? Do they also cheat on their hus |
10/26/25 |
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LEGO exec cheats at Boston Marathon because of his shrew wife |
10/26/25 |
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Trump’s ballroom will exist for two years tops |
10/26/25 |
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Andrew Cuomo gets endorsement of Elliot Spitzer - “it’s time for change” |
10/26/25 |
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Never seen anything quite like XOXOhth |
10/26/25 |
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Only 54% US born Hispanics can speak Spanish now |
10/26/25 |
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Chinese peptides are a total game changer |
10/26/25 |
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When you give up on your one-poast threads, you give up on life. |
10/26/25 |
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“Let’s go around the table and everyone say something u are grateful for” |
10/26/25 |
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why are there so many "gruesome" leg injuries all of a sudden |
10/26/25 |
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Nuclear weapons design is extremely easy to understand |
10/26/25 |
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RSF's summer of fine dining post on Reddit is the gayest thing I've ever read |
10/26/25 |
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"I'd rather be home with my ipad" -my brain during all form of IRL thingdoing |
10/26/25 |
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that look u get from a shrew when u say Panda Express is ur favorite restaurant |
10/26/25 |
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How do we feel about this half naked app girl? (RSF) |
10/26/25 |
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“I’m supposed to be studying for the bar teehee” |
10/26/25 |
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Farmer friend gave me bag o' sweet potatoes. What do with them? |
10/26/25 |
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tfw no Mia Sara circa Timecop gf |
10/26/25 |
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I received a text notification that xo volume is down |
10/26/25 |
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Tfw no Legend Of The Galactic Heroes Hildegard von Mariendorf stateswoman gf |
10/26/25 |
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Rsf and Tdnw need to accept they can’t step up to HYMAN tp. |
10/26/25 |
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Illuminated Emilio jumping off a page of Kells to lick your face |
10/26/25 |
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I found RSF's reddit account |
10/26/25 |
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female lawyers are 23% less likely to be sued for malpractice than male lawyers |
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The Decline, Fall, & Restoration of AutoAdmit: A History in Seven Volumes |
10/26/25 |
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do you like it when white women weeb it up |
10/26/25 |
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Our ape hunter-gatherer ancestors had a diversified diet but not like this |
10/26/25 |
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What if you’re wrong? |
10/26/25 |
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Who is Zadie Smith? |
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Poland's Birth Rate shockingly BOOMS to 1.9 |
10/26/25 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
10/26/25 |
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By volume of posts, xoxo is huge. |
10/26/25 |
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paperclip maximizer but for blonde ponytail moms driving Lexus GX SUVs |
10/26/25 |
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i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 |
10/26/25 |
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God disciplines those He loves |
10/26/25 |
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a sober weekend of sports, sex, billpig, scholarship |
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Tfw no Alessia Cara art hoe gf to sing Canadian national anthem 2 U |
10/26/25 |
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Things just haven't been the same since hours-hungry BILLPIG retired... |
10/26/25 |
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tfw no applebees waitress pigtails melancholy zoomer gamer gf |
10/26/25 |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
10/26/25 |
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YOSHINOBU FUCKING YAMAMOTO |
10/26/25 |
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AZNgirl Asking Admiral Yamamoto Why You No Pitch Shutout? |
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Rank Jewess Pussy By Nationality ITT |
10/26/25 |
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So RSF has a writing career after all? |
10/26/25 |
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how is it already December?! 2022 flew by |
10/26/25 |
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I’m sorry |
10/26/25 |
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israel is 180 nuke these kike devils |
10/26/25 |
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Resolved: Demolition Man was the best 90s movie |
10/26/25 |
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xo server hamster watching kieslowski colors trilogy due to decrease in |
10/26/25 |
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entire point of jewish "law" is just to facilitate slavery |
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Make Thingdoing Great Again |
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it’s already November |
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Extremely coked out Bob Dylan on the Chabad telethon |
10/26/25 |
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Remind me why the Boomers turned over so many US companies to Indian CEOs? |
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PS5 Outsold Switch 2 in September. OYT on suicide watch |
10/26/25 |
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We have 48 … 72 … 126 ICBMs incoming! Everyone, prepare to make a final cum! |
10/26/25 |
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This year did not get ghoulish at all |
10/26/25 |
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guy at the golf range said i had a nice autoadmit poasting history |
10/26/25 |
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Mommy gf: only rates U with Halford #'s ;) Biglaw gf: raise those hourly numbers |
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The real marvel of the Manhattan Project was consuming 20% of us electricity |
10/26/25 |
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Can't eat fried food anymore |
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Hilarious when angry homosexual gnome and totally not a fed Nick Fuentes rejects |
10/26/25 |
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Ukraine destroyed a dam in russia (video) |
10/26/25 |
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you can turn uranium into a gas using nail polish remover |
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Damn that Jewish New Jersey leach sock puppets on Reddit and xo too |
10/26/25 |
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My mushy boners aren't even 30% hard, can't fuck (whok) |
10/26/25 |
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Sweat building up where your bitchtits rest on your gut during depo |
10/26/25 |
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doordash driver delivering my slop “come get it lil piggggggyyyyyy” |
10/26/25 |
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Partner: fucking bill for me you little BiLLpIG." You: "thank." |
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SP asking casino for “non monetary payment” after winning Minor Jackpot |
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tfw no Sandra Bullock circa Demolition Man gf, interests: Mrs. Officer roleplay |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
10/26/25 |
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Nick Mangold dead at 41 |
10/26/25 |
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Smartest Guys in the Room about Enron scandal seems quaint by today’s standard |
10/26/25 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
10/26/25 |
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como 🍕 |
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Golden retriever, mouse, BEAVER caught on Olivia Rodrigo’s *lick cam* (SFW!) |
10/26/25 |
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Proles ordering "DoorDash" slop |
10/26/25 |
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Michael Fart and the Temple of Bbooom |
10/26/25 |
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Skattabo's career was fun while it lasted. |
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Working list of stuff Demolition Man accurately predicted |
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associate -> senior associate -> managing associate -> senior attorney -> counse |
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omg becky he says he doesn't make many 180 threads but he's a 180 blank bumper |
10/26/25 |
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AP poll: tOSU wIndiana TAMU Bama UGA Nike Ole Miss GaTech Vandy Miami BYU |
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Mad Max Fury Road is a masterpiece |
10/26/25 |
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not being online and not consuming slop is a modern luxury |
10/26/25 |
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2nd Cousin: "I caught another pokemon!" | Shrew GF: "I caught another pokemon!" |
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can someone bump the thread of cowgod talking about Xenogears |
10/26/25 |
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Looks like Russia tested an EMP nuke somewhere in the Ukraine |
10/26/25 |
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Why do the Football Gods hate the Giants???! |
10/26/25 |
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The Last Boy Scout but it's the 1 white IT guy left in company of 20k Indians |
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Demolition Man police getting notification of a MOCK/DEFAME/THREATEN |
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imagine the lib freakouts if "Demolition Man" was released today |
10/26/25 |
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Hungarian Volleyball |
10/26/25 |
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Daylight saving time ends in a week |
10/26/25 |
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pro sports are becoming exactly like The Last Boy Scout foretold |
10/26/25 |
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You've been hit by you've been struck by YOUR LOW BILLABLES |
10/26/25 |
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Accomplished nothing in life, posts on Reddit 24/7, calls other people losers |
10/26/25 |
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Paul Walker was too pure for post-2012 life, God bless him |
10/26/25 |
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I need to piss |
10/26/25 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
10/26/25 |
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Bob Dylan enthusiast, gets into his deep cuts |
10/26/25 |
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Whok got monkeypox from faggot penis |
10/26/25 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
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At American, we priotize comfort over safety. If people are standing in line to |
10/26/25 |
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SAHM: you don't need to wear a wig :) Biglaw gf: Jones-Day made me their BILLPIG |
10/26/25 |
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hours-hungry BILLPIG: 572348273492384723 moniker |
10/26/25 |
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RSF is a clownish joke of a manchild, isn’t he. |
10/26/25 |
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RSF here. I don't have a boss or go into the office. But I still have a "job." |
10/26/25 |
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His permanent address is Reddit, NJ |
10/26/25 |
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This motherfucker is on reddit all day every day and only takes breaks on xo |
10/26/25 |
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I hate being anywhere near poor people |
10/26/25 |
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What the fuck do you know? |
10/26/25 |
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why doesn't the mob do something useful like kill mamdani for defaming columbus |
10/26/25 |
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Haha you got fired by Trump (guy who got fired by his own dad) |
10/26/25 |
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EPAH looks like John C. Reilly |
10/26/25 |
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RSF calls it THE Fordham University |
10/26/25 |
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If you can't succeed in America, you're a pathetic fucking loser |
10/26/25 |
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AI Image Generator Prompt: "Spaceporn In A Crowd Of Gooks" |
10/26/25 |
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RSF to customer service: I had to take a shit real bad while this was happening |
10/26/25 |
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Butt cheeks aka Jared Baumeister harasses adoptive fathers online |
10/26/25 |
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rsf, do not honk at anyone! you will fall right into his trap. |
10/26/25 |
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Hey did you guys ever read Butt Cheeks Huffington Post reviews |
10/26/25 |
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10,000+ (and growing) reddit posts about eating at restaurants alone tp |
10/26/25 |
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Lmao just woke up. What is spaceporn going on about now? |
10/26/25 |
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spaceporn, what caused this latest outburst, today's psychotic break? |
10/26/25 |
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reddit, sorry fags |
10/26/25 |
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native-born American women can't to marry the foodie who collects jewelry |
10/26/25 |
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RSF's wife seeing his browser window open the day after the marriage |
10/26/25 |
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Buckle up Jared |
10/26/25 |
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Someone repoast that lulzy pic of spaceporn in the crowd of gooks |
10/26/25 |
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try that again and you're not seeing monday |
10/26/25 |
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WhiteHouse.gov updates “major events” timeline |
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Holy fuck: Asian enrollment at Harvard rises to 41% |
10/26/25 |
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"If you cannot afford an attorney, a clown-haired pedophile will be provided to |
10/26/25 |
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RSF to maitre d: no, just one. |
10/26/25 |
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Feminazi: The Battle of the Somme shows Men lack capacity for original thought |
10/26/25 |
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Friend got job as substitute teacher, he says there are only 2 cliques in HS now |
10/26/25 |
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SP giving thumbs up at FaceTime as he calls his OWN dad |
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status? online |
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