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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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i havent ejaculated from my dick since early 2023 |
06/09/26 |
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Paid off mortgage early today. Feels good bros |
06/09/26 |
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panic attack at the disco tp |
06/09/26 |
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Mig-21 is the Corvette Stingray of fighter jets; a real diaperfiller to behold |
06/09/26 |
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Just had a panic attack, wound up on the floor in a half lotus crying |
06/09/26 |
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Evan39: have you ever had a “teen takeover” of your grocery store? |
06/09/26 |
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this is an open forum for collegial scholarship and spirited debate |
06/09/26 |
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Flat earthers have a point re: Jewish physicists |
06/09/26 |
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Greg Bovino exploring run to be shortest POTUS in American history |
06/09/26 |
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Apache down so the crew is dead (no ejection seats like Russia has) |
06/09/26 |
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the screen is my church |
06/09/26 |
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Colin Morikawa’s AZNhiking girlfriend and caddy all in one tp |
06/09/26 |
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15,000th consecutive day of xo obsessing about black people |
06/09/26 |
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You guys ever tried Ambien? |
06/09/26 |
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At gates of HELL Satan will remind u bitch bois that u spent 20% of ur life here |
06/09/26 |
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Think of the years of laughs and flame that xo will produce.Most not written yet |
06/09/26 |
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Xo right now is like first mad max movie—falling apart but still sorta normal |
06/08/26 |
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pussy nigger jafar not getting his broken stuff back |
06/08/26 |
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Asking For Sex With Askav |
06/08/26 |
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session 9 but its disco fries ragingly launching frying pan off oven at family |
06/08/26 |
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CharlesXII buttrapes Tucker’s brother in public (link) |
06/08/26 |
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BOOM of the unknown poaster |
06/08/26 |
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fake confused fraud: have you ever had a “tranny takeover” of ur mouth & ass |
06/08/26 |
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tomb of the unknown poster |
06/08/26 |
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Organic gf: “Go be with 2nd cuz. I get it. It’s fine.” |
06/08/26 |
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No clue whether Im attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow or not, 1999 - the present |
06/08/26 |
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Smoking Aloha Spirit cigarettes with your art hoe gf |
06/08/26 |
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Knicks -1.5 is a buy |
06/08/26 |
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Is Waiting for Guffman better than Waiting for Godot? |
06/08/26 |
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Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazing." |
06/08/26 |
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Jesse Watters now running anti-Israel segments. Js are FUARKED |
06/08/26 |
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My Preference: Aero πΆπ±π π
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06/08/26 |
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2nd cousin: Genius Bear truther π»πΎπΎπ
SiL: Same |
06/08/26 |
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we should draft a script for the 2nd cousin and shrew gf musical |
06/08/26 |
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Really though, NYCmos, why are you okay with living around violent bums? |
06/08/26 |
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Rand Paul to memorialize crew of the USS Eldridge on senate floor |
06/08/26 |
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HS girls laughed at me at McDonalds this morning (disco fries) |
06/08/26 |
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House but he's just diagnosing everyone with COVID-19 in 2020 |
06/08/26 |
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Concealed carry bro stops convenience store robbery in the hood (vid) |
06/08/26 |
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Daughter's cheer team had a pool party at our house, ended up being a debacle |
06/08/26 |
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can you retire ever on jafar's meager laundered assets |
06/08/26 |
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Caitlin Clark tries to make buzzer beater |
06/08/26 |
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nothing is for sale |
06/08/26 |
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A gassed up Mig-21 can only fly for 45 minutes because it's too fast |
06/08/26 |
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Cowshit I’m warning you, do NOT click on this thread |
06/08/26 |
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Poll: without googling, was Achilles a real diaper? |
06/08/26 |
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farmer w/ straw in mouth: "uhh yap, he went that way--he's a real diaper dandy." |
06/08/26 |
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sounds like a real diaper |
06/08/26 |
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This place is an intellectual sanctuary and a spiritual oasis. |
06/08/26 |
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this scam website is just jews stealing shit and acting grotesque |
06/08/26 |
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Are we all just immortal spirits and souls playing an RPG |
06/08/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
06/08/26 |
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"Four Crore and Seven Lakhs ago our Bapus brought forth..." |
06/08/26 |
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ur a real diaper, and a human being |
06/08/26 |
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reminder: j shad was the spirit animal of are bort. |
06/08/26 |
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"esprit de crore" (indian prosperity gospel) |
06/08/26 |
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“In Orlando, Hate Is On The Ballot” (NYT) |
06/08/26 |
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Fuck the Knicks and NYC |
06/08/26 |
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Listen, mom, some day my poasting oeuvre will be recognized worldwide |
06/08/26 |
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can you retire early on $3 million? |
06/08/26 |
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Everything is like 5x more than you'd expect |
06/08/26 |
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xo poaster clicking refresh and blank bumping threads for 12 hours ASMR (link) |
06/08/26 |
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try to rob me again and your son is getting his kneecaps blown off |
06/08/26 |
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Poast! In The Name of Love |
06/08/26 |
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watched Major League again the other day |
06/08/26 |
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Really killer morning of poasting today |
06/08/26 |
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Don't worry, spiritually, I am never out of the office |
06/08/26 |
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this site is evil as shit |
06/08/26 |
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vonoskar's IQ is too high, it should be lowered&difference distributed to blacks |
06/08/26 |
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My yoga class has such "Espirit de core" (Julia) |
06/08/26 |
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XOXO. "Where evil meets"(tm) |
06/08/26 |
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Rate this phenotype |
06/08/26 |
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dismal bare life human rendering plant country |
06/08/26 |
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smug Asari gf: "embrace eternity!"; off-grid gf: "reject modernity" |
06/08/26 |
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We live in a beautiful world / Yeah we do yeah we do / We live in a beautiful... |
06/08/26 |
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Genius Bear defending dissertation on Black/Asian intersectionality |
06/08/26 |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med πΉ |
06/08/26 |
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Holy shit Kai burns like the sun |
06/08/26 |
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PR / XO era began in 1996, same year Tamagotchi released. Coincidence? |
06/08/26 |
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Bort abuzz, havent seen such a spirit of FRIENDhood in some time |
06/08/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
06/08/26 |
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ethereal Rosalina c. Mario Galaxy mommy gf is not a hobby she is a lifestyle |
06/08/26 |
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Tamagotchi era was golden age of modernity |
06/08/26 |
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bourdain stirs baby parts "oh yeah u don't get this texture in the 1st trimester |
06/08/26 |
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just had the most amazing cyberscholarship encounters (2012 - the present) |
06/08/26 |
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pagans are npcs |
06/08/26 |
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Brian Jacques circa 1986 tp #RedwallMouseLivesMatter |
06/08/26 |
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The Lost Art of Keeping an Autoadmit account logged in |
06/08/26 |
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Anthony Bourdain dead from suspected overdose (CNN) |
06/08/26 |
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Leaving the Windows 95 Startup Sound on repeat as you leave the room temporarily |
06/08/26 |
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Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan) |
06/08/26 |
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Anyone else feel spiritually Japanese? |
06/08/26 |
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anyone else feel spiritually English? |
06/08/26 |
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Wishlist for OOT remake |
06/08/26 |
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my spirit animal is a spiral staircase not connected to anything |
06/08/26 |
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didnt realize bill bradley was still alive |
06/08/26 |
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Karmelo Anthony verdict predictions |
06/08/26 |
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As the Online World Turns... |
06/08/26 |
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The Days of Our CyberLives |
06/08/26 |
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Don’t give up on me, I’m about to come alive π± |
06/08/26 |
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When I look to the sky, something tells me you’re here with me… |
06/08/26 |
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Poast! The Magic Zo-ZO. Lived, by the Screeds. |
06/08/26 |
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I'm saving the white race from the Jew by closely monitoring interracial porn |
06/08/26 |
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Call it fate, call it karma, call it ZoZo. |
06/08/26 |
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ur dopamine receptors ready to settle down after yrs of getting blown out by Scr |
06/08/26 |
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Masterfully Precocious Animal |
06/08/26 |
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a certain chill spiritus mundi |
06/08/26 |
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xo doesnt have that innocent spirit anymore. its too stuffy and corporate now |
06/08/26 |
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"And thats why scientists call it Affogato's Number," Julia declared. |
06/08/26 |
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When you die it's just Emilio blank bumping threads from when you were younger |
06/08/26 |
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israel rick & morty remake "ricky & mordechai" |
06/08/26 |
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The Metered Poasting Access of late stage Autoadmit |
06/08/26 |
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RSF spent $70k for game 3 knicks tickets |
06/08/26 |
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who the fuck buys the 6 dollar eggs next to the 3 dollar eggs |
06/08/26 |
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Splitting an Aloha Spirit at the summit with your Asian Hiking Girlfriend |
06/08/26 |
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Crazy poasters walkin' round, (1) on their screen / All she wants to do is poast |
06/08/26 |
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"Babe, ButtGoblin1488 will only be staying with us until he gets his |
06/08/26 |
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Colorado to replace 10 mile stretch of Route 131 with lazy river (Denver Post) |
06/08/26 |
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Was talking to this fat cuck named cowgod the other day, & I realized something |
06/08/26 |
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Ricky and I smoking American Spirits on his patio in Fresno |
06/08/26 |
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y'all fempoasters need to go on this six-month Jungian feminine retreat |
06/08/26 |
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Dear diary, today I poasted on AutoAdmit |
06/08/26 |
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Out on the road today, I saw a Cowgod sticker on a Cadillac |
06/08/26 |
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"Amanda's vegan. Why's she frying u a pork chop?" White Knight whined to Chad |
06/08/26 |
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Detriot the best value& lowest cost of living? |
06/08/26 |
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Lol Shitlibs literally reawakened white identity. Lmfao |
06/08/26 |
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The extreme poverty of Europe is ghastly (don’t say “healthcare”) |
06/08/26 |
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nude luis slinging backpack of knock off labubus in ur ex gf's neighborhood |
06/08/26 |
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Mary Kay Letourneau divorcing the guy she had sex with when he was in middle sch |
06/08/26 |
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Ricky doing donuts in car full of girls outside Modesto trap house |
06/08/26 |
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Julia using "pies de la creme" as a superlative |
06/08/26 |
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I'm going to try to bang my wife tonight with my cock |
06/08/26 |
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The simp economy is bonkers. |
06/08/26 |
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my wife is pregnant |
06/08/26 |
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B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E P-A-R-T-Y YNY! |
06/08/26 |
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*Julia, bellydancing in front of the Voynich Manuscript* |
06/08/26 |
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Taylor Lautner is having a baby with Taylor Lautner (link) |
06/08/26 |
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Which xoer is on Caleb Hammer ranting about jews did 9/11? |
06/08/26 |
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scrolling zozo while u lick a “cone” |
06/08/26 |
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anywhere I can watch the knicks spurs rn online for free? |
06/08/26 |
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Should I convert to Hare Krishnas |
06/08/26 |
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Every chicken u meet on Tinder now took 2-3 diseased nigger cocks during BLM rio |
06/08/26 |
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12 inch long, half inch wide boner |
06/08/26 |
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ChatGPT is far far better than "Claude" now |
06/08/26 |
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Should I ask my barber to shape up my pubes? |
06/08/26 |
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The escort scene is getting NUTS. This country is fucking COOKED |
06/08/26 |
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Spencer getting only 27% of LA vote is conclusive proof of election fraud. |
06/08/26 |
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Genius Bear types out "Massive Predator Animal" on electronics store keyboard |
06/08/26 |
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spirit journeys are 180 |
06/08/26 |
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Julia blogs: "The West would be wrong to use the attacks as casus belly." |
06/08/26 |
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